Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz.bsky.social · 16/09/2025guy at CVS opened the multivitamin cabinet for me and I accidentally grabbed the 50+ vitamins. “Oh these are for an older gentleman,” I said. He comes back, “Well, you do look a little tired.” Have a great day everyone! Read for filth at CVS! Time of death: 10:11am 1163
Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Why I Am Never Leaving New York (I am chained to a radiator in the basement of the Times Square M&Ms store) 130
Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz.bsky.social · 18/08/2025In these times of complete certainty, clarity, and altogether BOREDOM at the state of things, it’s so important to enter a space where you don’t know what it is going to happen: my mind! See you on tour in these 12 cities this fall! 100
Reposted by Zach ZimmermanAlien Super Show @aliensupershow.bsky.social · 27/06/2025New episode lands this weekend on @meidastouch.com with abductee aka “guest” @zzdoublezz.bsky.social 56014
Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz.bsky.social · 24/06/2025I’ve been at the corner of happy and healthy for an hour - where are you guys? 030
Reposted by Zach ZimmermanThe Assignment with Antonia Hylton @theassignmentmsnow.bsky.social · 21/06/2025TONIGHT AT 8: Iranian-American author of “Martyr!” Kaveh Akbar on the toll of war between Israel and Iran, Michigan Senate candidate @abdulelsayed.bsky.social on threats to American democracy, and comedian @zzdoublezz.bsky.social on Trump's ongoing assault on diversity. 543
Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Lotta POSTCARDS from Cuomo, lotta PEOPLE for Zohran and Linder - can you buy an election??? tbd 020
Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz.bsky.social · 18/06/2025speaking out about something I love (to hate) - from my special Surprise Me now on YouTube 051
Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz.bsky.social · 14/06/2025happy nyc early mayor voting! nyc has a sample ranked choice ballot online — and it’s very cute on first glance, until you realize Cat is calling for the EXILE AND/OR GENOCIDE of his opponent’s species 150
Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz.bsky.social · 21/05/2025what does a journalist say before they orgasm? im about TK 150
Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz.bsky.social · 02/05/2025wow thanks vulture! stream my new special this weekend! 030
Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz.bsky.social · 23/04/2025my first comedy special is now live! stream it on YouTube tonight! 140
Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz.bsky.social · 09/04/2025a clip from my new comedy special “Surprise Me” premiering in 13 days 0101
Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz.bsky.social · 14/03/2025The moral of Mickey 17 is that there’s a big difference between 17 and 18 010
Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Did you know the average human spends 14% of their life watching prestige TV title sequences? 050
Reposted by Zach ZimmermanZach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz.bsky.social · 28/02/2025why I didn’t cancel my show at the Kennedy Center 1124
Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz.bsky.social · 28/02/2025why I didn’t cancel my show at the Kennedy Center 1124
Reposted by Zach ZimmermanCatherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 25/02/2025Last Friday, comic @zzdoublezz.bsky.social performed at the Kennedy Center, which had very recently canceled a scheduled performance by the Gay Men’s Chorus. So, Zach invited the chorus on stage to sing during his show instead. They sang "the gayest song we know" (~32:40): youtu.be/DxsK2RTit34?...youtu.beLive from the Kennedy Center (while it is still the Kennedy Center) | a stand-up comedy specialYouTube video by Zach Zimmerman 21643121
Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz.bsky.social · 25/02/2025played the Kennedy Center on Friday — while it’s still called the Kennedy Center 1152
Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz.bsky.social · 16/12/2024come see us Friday in nyc at the Pretty Major holiday spectacular 🎄🎅🏼🤶🏽🧑🎄 Union hall 7:30 040
Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz.bsky.social · 07/12/2024we really mislead babies about the role high fives play in day-to-day life 081
Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz.bsky.social · 02/12/2024the most insufferable people in the world have seen WICKED zero times or 2+ times 060
Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz.bsky.social · 18/11/2024can we make bluesky a home for (non-evil) stand-up? 🥺🥺🥺 1152
Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz.bsky.social · 15/11/2024what’s the difference between twitter and bluesky? Here I post with a British accent 070
Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz.bsky.social · 15/11/2024there was a cute couple in the gym sharing a kiss before their workout - I had to squeeze between them to get to the bathroom to take the shit of the century 😉 040
Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz.bsky.social · 13/11/2024a new 24-hour diner gave me a free T-shirt when I asked to buy one 🥹 0100
Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz.bsky.social · 11/11/2024I went canvassing for the first time in Pennsylvania last week (0-1, I suppose) but gained some insight and perspective I thought share in prose: open.substack.com/pub/armadill...open.substack.comAll Aboard the Kamala “Brat Bus”a Sunday canvassing in Pennsylvania 040
Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz.bsky.social · 06/11/2024the whiplash of the instagram algorithm today - big difference between 20 minutes ago and 20 hours ago 010
Zach Zimmerman @zzdoublezz.bsky.social · 01/07/2023hi, I’m part of the “rate limit exceeded” exodus — sorry it took so long 🙏 070
