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He/Him. Cyber Security professional, Jewish, Texan, and typical nerdy crap.

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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Haha. This sucks man.
An eBay listing for Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE Encore - Nintendo Switch USA. Listed as “New Low Price” of $99.99
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
An angry airline stewardess saying "You should have thought of that before you drank the fluids you need to live".
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A political cartoon with JFK saying "Ask not what your country can do for you..."

Next to him is Bernie Sanders saying "Become a socialist and demand it..."

Below is commentary saying "This cartoon is supposed to be anti-Bernie but it's actually extremely good"

Reply from somethingmissingthiswaycomes, "The government is supposed to be doing shit for us. Demand it."
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Homer holding the hand of Red after he died. Saying “and, Hey, you’re not breathing. Don’t people usually breathe?
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Wait, can I just, be given a house by Israel? And then, say, write a $0.05 99 year lease to the rightful owner?
Woman holding a green sign:
"I'm from Austin, TX. Israel would pay me to move to his land -> because I'm Jewish."

Man holding a green sign:
"I'm from Palestine. I cannot return to my land because I'm not Jewish."
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Post a meme made by you. Still proud of this one.
A guy's face looking at the title "Nope", saying "Wow! Obsession with spectacle is dangerous!"

A bullet flies over his head labeled "Shop at Fry's Electronics".
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
An indigenous man on horseback at Standing Rock facing down the cops with a convoy of tanks.
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Pretty much.
Lupin from Lupin III saying "So everyone in the world is a cop now, huh?"
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This sucks ass.
A snippit from the Final Fantasy XIV fish tracker showing that the big fish "Purse of Riches" won't be available for 3 months in real time.
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Post with an image of the movie poster "There Will Be Blood":

"What are some examples of qualityslop? Movies people only like because they're good?"

Reply: "What?"
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I saw an ad on Facebook advertising Claude as a way to fix code that vibe coding fucked up, and all I could think of was this:
Onion headline: I Fucked My Way Into This Mess, And I'll Fuck My Way Out
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
I’m not gonna lie, this is probably the one thing that has heavily deflated my hype for Evercold.
A picture of Cloud Strife, Sephiroth, and Midgar, titled Beyond the Lifestream. The new 8-man raid series in FFXIV.
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I just remembered the ending of the Hunter x Hunter GI Final OVA, and still aghast at how fucking MEAN it is. If you don't know why, spoilers in the next post.
The last scene of Hunter x Hunter GI Final, showing a man fishing under a sakura tree, implied to be Ging Freeks.
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Democrats when someone tries to murder them:
Homer about to eat a giant poisoned eclair, saying “Eh, I’ve had a good run”
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Susan Collin's attack ad on Graham Planter gonna hit like:
A television showing convicts exiting a prison via ski lift with "Vote Sideshow Bob for Mayor". This is referencing the Sideshow Bob campaign ad where he attacked Mayor Quimby for being soft on crime, citing him commuting Sideshow Bob's sentence for attempted murder.
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
They almost did this. But the “men” complained.
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Oddly specific.
A fortune cookie fortune stating: “February will be a month of healing and emotional renewal for you.”Homer Simpson with a Chinese hat making up fortune cookie fortunes: “You will find true love on Flag Day.”
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Ben Parker as Mephisto sitting on a throne of skulls. Aunt May is a leopard for some reason.

Caption: “With great power comes no responsibility.”
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Homer: We elected the wrong Biden.
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
It’s him!
The S is for suck dragon.
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Picture of a runner about to be mowed down by a gigantic truck.

Caption: In 2008, American lawyers discover a loophole in the Olympic rulebook that allows for monster trucks in both the 100 meter dash and the triple jump.
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
The Oracle of Delphi, referring to the prediction that if King Croesus of Lydia attacked Persia, “a great empire would fall”.
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Should have read the episode names. #TheBoys
Google episode guide for The Boys, but the series finale name is changed from "Blood and Bone" to "Hit Dogs Holler".
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
They actually made it?! I didn't think it was possible!
Prof. Farnsworth with his state-of-the-art finglonger.
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
It's only a week until April 47!
Skinner looking at a clock with only 10 numbers:

"They're running on metric time. Remember this moment, people--80 past 2:00 on April 47."
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Alvis, Malos, and Pneuma from Xenoblade Chronicles 1 & 2 as chipmunks.
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Prof Farnsworth: “What is that horrible orange creature over there?”“Why, that’s Gritty! Mascot of the Philadelphia Flyers!”Prof Farnsworth: “Tell him I love him!”
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Ron Swanson talking about metaphors:

Panel 1: Metaphors? I har metaphors!

Panel 2: That’s why my favorite book is Moby Dick!

Panel 3: No froo-froo symbolism

Panel 4: just a good, simple tale about a man who hates an animal.
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Obligatory.
A barrel of "Mobil Dick Whale Oil" from Futurama, featuring a winged white whale as the logo.
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I’m gonna tell my kids this was The Amazing Digital Circus.
Omaru Polka’s Hologram Circus
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I read a book about this once.
Yertle the Turtle by Dr. Seuss
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Oh no…
The new dungeon for FFXIV 7.5 called…*sigh*…”The Clyteum”.
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
The big issue is that while games like Chrono Trigger DID compensate for this. Other games like Super Metroid didn't. So you should be switching between 4:3 and 8:7 on a case-by-case basis.
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I just bought myself a Fossil Grant Automatic myself. Saw it at Dillards while shopping with a friend and knew it was "my" watch.
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Can't believe I had to update this in less than 2 months.
Fake tweet from Norm Macdonald dated Feb 28, 2026:

"What terrifies me is if the White House were to detonate a nuclear device and kill 50 million Iranians. Imagine the backlash against peaceful Americans?
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Richard Nixon from Futurama: "We're free to choose which hand our sex-monitoring chip is implanted in."
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Archbishop Thordan VII from Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward with a large speech bubble underneath him.
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Did…did he just literally do the dril tweet?
Tweet from dril:

“ah, So u persecute Jared Fogle just because he has different beliefs? Do Tell. (girls get mad at me) Sorry. Im sorry. Im trying to remove it
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Guys, I'm going to level with you. I don't think there's a humane way to deal with this situation.
Tweet reacting to a Netflix documentary about dinosaurs.

"Every single form of media is so compeltely controlled by pathological loser communists that in a documentary about dinosaurs 90% of the clips are of the prey defeating the predators"

Reply:

"dinosaurs aren't even real. king george IV had fake fossils commissioned because he was secretly an agonistic communist."
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Well, it’s back. But thanks to ZA, I already have some.
Bart Simpson on the phone saying “I don’t care about that anymore.”
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Fetterman, Proud Jewish Ally(TM) invoking the Nuremberg Defense in support the state-sponsored assassination of a Jewish man.
Tweet text:

Sen. Fetterman: “ICE agents are just doing their job, and I fully support that…People in my party might… treat them as criminals… That’s inappropriate and outrageous.”
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I think a less talked about mistake of the Constitution is having elections be held in November. People cannot grasp cyclical years, and we should hold elections in January.
Tweet from Bama_Jeans:

“Fentanyl deaths dropping like a rock..
Thank you @POTUS”

Graph showing drops started in 2024.

Reader added context:

“As can be seen on OP’s post and on the full graph posted in the comments, the chart ends months before Trump takes office. The decline happened during the Biden administration.”
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
A fake tweet by Norm Macdonald dated Jan 3, 2026.

Text: What terrifies me is if the White House were to detonate a nuclear device and kill 10 million Venezuelans. Imagine the backlash against peaceful Americans?
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Tweet by Smash JT:

"Latest addition to #KotakuDetected - Megan Fausti.
Fausti worked at Retro until 2022 & tweeted their support for the idea and personal belief that Samus is and will be transgender.
Fausti no longer works at Retro Studios and hopefully did NOT impact the storyline of Metroid Prime 4.

Kotaku Detected Link: https://smashjt.com/kotaku-detected

#NoseRingMafia #TakeGamesBack"
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
And long-winded, no matter the prompt. Have to deal with this shit at work, and every time I test a prompt it’s like:
Luffy telling Ussop: “Damn, man… shut up!”
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Zython @zython.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Garp after his son told him he hates him and everything he stands for.
TF2 engineer saying “Aye, fair enough.”
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