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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 03/10/2026

driver showing up at your door with this wyd

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 01/10/2026

goob morning. you get eggies & a half assed recipe.

eggs in a pan mmm yummy yummy eggs. i wanna eat 'em up so bad. don't you wanna slurp up those yolks you little yolk slut? just suck on them yeahhh.. mmm eggs... fuckin gobble 'em up bitch.

In a pan, Melt Butter w/ Minced garlic, pepper, salt, onion powder.

Heat to low. This might take a while, but cooking eggs low and slow is worth it.

Crack eggs in. Sprinkle salt, pepper. Slowly add shredded cheese. As egg becomes solid white, add red pepper flakes, pepper, Tabasco, onion powder.

Be sparing with all ingredients - do not overpower the egg’s own flavour.

Finish with solid whites and runny yolk. Recommend serving atop buttered toast.

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 29/09/2026

came across this post and ppl are seething at creatures just having fun and living life, it's kinda pathetic. interestingly, though, a lot of the top comments are actually at least a little supportive! one person said they're jealous ;P

a reddit post on a cringe subreddit making fun of therians

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 28/09/2026

*half life theme plays twice, overlaid upon itself*

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 28/09/2026

enum InteractState { Idle, MovingIcon(Icon, Pos), Swiping(Direction), FuckEverythingUpAndGoInsane }

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 28/09/2026

remember to finish your tasks

Main mission:
Kill the monster inside you.
Slay the actual, literal beast.

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 26/09/2026

This is how you mfs look whining that you hate 2FA lol

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 25/09/2026

I did get got by a screwdriver in the process though

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 25/09/2026

He had full metal casing inside!! Look at my beautiful son, now properly heatsunk!!

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 25/09/2026

How badly will this project go on a scale of 1-10?

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 20/09/2026

…what? I made a post on TikTok and they’re trying to straight up sell me views

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 19/09/2026

Fake iPod nano won from an arcade machine x3 (Photo from the Internet of a very similar fake)

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 19/09/2026

i call this "fuck off"

can I admire you, you winningless nobody? wanted'nt, leave.

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 18/09/2026

are you sure about that

Gatineau is a 4 hour 47 minute drive away

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 16/09/2026

wacky, messy 2D map procedural generation

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 15/09/2026

tried to handwrite a noise function and it's all fucky wucky! it generates a grid of random values with random offset vectors and then tries to interpolate them

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 14/09/2026

because USB-C can do that stuff, in an ideal world we'd just get to have USB-C compatible monitors and devices to plug into it :P In the meantime, we have dongles

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 13/09/2026

My family has one of these, I guess we’re secretly German

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 12/09/2026

woke up w this stuck in my head for no reason so time to listen to a man screaming

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 12/09/2026

me watching my pokesona friends stir up drama again:

Pokemon Vents and Pokemon Vagues - official pokemon logos

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 11/09/2026

why do you want my microphone for a game about fucking SQL queries

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 10/09/2026

I haven’t done this in so loooong

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 09/09/2026

it's giving Pizza Hut Logo

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 09/09/2026

"fanmade"? dude this is real life. there isn't a fucking fandom for that it's just a writing system

a youtube video titled "fan made kanjis are weird"

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 09/09/2026

I love YouTube comments <3

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 07/09/2026

Went to Five Guys and saw this

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 07/09/2026

Chess dot com doesn’t want me to arrive home safely

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 05/09/2026

give it a little attack-tack

a hand giving the clown from stephen king's IT a tack or pin armed with a roman helmet, sword and shield

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 05/09/2026

Oh, to be loved, to be loved

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 04/09/2026

Looks like a male dog tick to me, you’re probably fine as far as Lyme disease is concerned

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 04/09/2026

WHO HAS BEEN MAKING YOSHI HOT AND BOTHERED???

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Zyn 🦇🔞 @zyntaks.ca · 04/09/2026

I'm not 100% confident I completed it fully accurately, but I think it's super weird that it isn't guessing near New York or Michigan, which actually fuckin border Ontario... Why out west!?