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@zyfetc.bsky.social
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disorganized documented splatoon disincompetence -- compilation of writings here: www.notion.so/zy-f/zyf-s-public-spl… xp2900 player for @hdfoodgroups.bsky.social www.youtube.com/@zyfetc

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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
just give jr fizzy bomb launcher and call it a day lets get the ball rolling
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Sendou @sendou.ink · 05/10/2026
what if you could vod review life?
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i fear i must swap weapons; the kuro ZAP is too strong
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
streaming -> crobattle 74 with hdfg
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crobattle 74 with hdfg
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i fear the current generation is getting too young to even get this joke
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
streaming -> scrim
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scrim
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a (yearly?) worlds circuit that people knew was coming in advance, with real prestige/prize money to motivate anyone strong to play, and a stable team structure requirement. production teams to follow the groups and create a documentary/series of their journeys to worlds
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
streaming -> hdfg plays tropical tuesday with money
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hdfg plays tropical tuesday with money
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
streaming -> itz 54
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itz 54
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
streaming -> scrim
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scrim
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
x.com/tandon6w (youtube in bio)
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痰 (@tandon6w) on X
XP4000 エリア杯🥇x4🥈x8 5/6/7/7/9傑 ツキイチ🥇🥉 @utan_key2 https://t.co/gk4iJr2jCY
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
five years later...iykyk
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
streaming -> sz crableg/mincemeat
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sz crableg/mincemeat
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
no clue
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ME
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
ggs only
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
? neither seed 1 nor seed 3 is in your group
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
sorry i lost the notification for this and highkey forgot i will write something up
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
slowly climbing
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
ask sendouq finale participants from today for replay codes vs tatsu lol
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
the fact that we got to scrim for a bit after and not want to kill ourselves from playing 40 hours of splatoon was awesome af
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
icic i was confused bc most people definitely did get seeded my original idea was complete random seeding so lol idk man its meant to be a quick fun weekly and bo5 means that the set losses arent really BS you had your chance underground seems like a good idea yea ( @bluekinball.bsky.social )
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
well half of the teams get eliminated each round so you'd have to be definitively better than over half the teams and even if you were you'd just make one more round
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Bluekin @bluekinball.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
1 day left until Zones Classic #1 $140 for 1st + badge (shout out @texas-splatoon.ink ) $40 for 2nd Zones only Single Elimination 8:30 pm est start time sendou.ink/to/4324/info #CompSplatoon
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Zones Classic #1
$140 cash prize + badge for 1st $40 for 2nd SZ only Single elimination Bo5
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
genuinely meant it in the gender-neutral form my b
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i dont think the goal is to encourage wacky comps so much as just get people off guns with low skill floor
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
lol go for it try it on barnacle from snipe/bottom and have a painter contest you maybe i just suck booty at it but idt it's that easy to get truly perfect if your opponent is also contesting it intelligently, my success rate was p low trying to practice it with blops bow contesting me
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
most people arent gonna know how to throw them perfectly so thats a skill issue
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
deadass prefer this at least now we're all gambling
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i dont want to hear anything from the guy where my counterplay is to sit behind a pillow and wait for them to get bored and move their laser pointer elsewhere
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
odds that this is an evolution of the skill ceiling? maybe there's just an arms race of locked-in-ness that slowly pushes content to the side
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i dont think everyone using bucket is a problem lol its a fun weapon to play and fight
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
not a TO but not enough players have you seen sendouq at like 12am est it's already dead (tournaments last at least 2 hours)
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
8:30p est now btw for all my PST folks let us play a reasonably-paced weekly #compsplatoon
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
im surprised there's no bow+bamboo cuz that should be stronger than pencil+bamboo i think
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
speaking as a guy who played with bamboo no backline the problem is that bamboo can't stand its ground against backlines and has to work to fight midlines so you can't just not run a backline or you get pushed around a lot/punished rapid pro cooler is super slow so that's not a real option
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
wym by "ranked comp at top level" is this solo or tournament
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
one hour later that helps anyone with a 9-5 in PST
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
next they will buff painbrush and ... actually i cant think of much worse than 52 liter dynamo cblaster lol
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
we complained about sblast and look where that brought us
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Bluekin @bluekinball.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I'm back with a new tournament! Zones classic #1 $80 cash prize + badge for 1st Single Elimination Zones only bo5 Friday, August 28th 7:30 PM est sendou.ink/to/4324/info
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Zones Classic #1
$80 cash prize + badge SZ only Single elimination Bo5
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
BLUEKIN I CANT PLAY THIS IM GONNA STILL BE AT WORK MAN
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Blopwher @blopwher.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Does anyone have a chart of the updated X rank matchmaking system? The ones that now match dynamo into squiffer. There were changes ~5 months ago that I want to see
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
also on the wishlist would be super strict timelines for sets with no tolerance for lateness lol to really ensure things run on time
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
thursday 830p EST would be least conflicting with other events probably i would like it personally saturday/sunday could make it NA+EU friendly but i personally would be able to play it less lol so i want thursday
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
PLEASE bro
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
30 mins so that the PST people with 9-5's can make it
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zyf @zyfetc.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
i am once again asking for a basic single elim zones weekly that runs fast and is easy to play bo5 early on is chill if it's SE also/alternatively you can adjust the timing a bit to open it to more people since it isn't as long (on the subject of making tournaments worth the time)
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healthy diet food groups @hdfoodgroups.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
won journey's end 14, ggs to all we played #compsplatoon
team photo including goni gallon
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