Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Republicans don't just want to stop Medicare for All. They want Medicare for None. Cuts start after the midterms, after it's too late to matter to them. And why should it? They get healthcare for life while you get bankruptcy. 000
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026He is a lawyer. Not only was this a stupid scene, but perjury requires the "lie" be material to the outcome. If Jack Smith was being charged with something related to the game or using the game as an alibi, lying about it would be perjury. Just being wrong about irrelevant facts is not perjury. 010
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If he's talking about his personal wealth, he is correct. The media needs to focus on the corruption of him and his family. 020
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026My neighbor likes to sit on his front porch and talk on speaker phone.static.klipy.comStep Brothers Please Shut UpALT: Step Brothers Please Shut Up 120
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I bring salsa and Tostitos Scoops to job interviews. When my interviewer declines my offer to share, I say "More for me, amigo." Is that not the move? 130
Reposted by KristinThe Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s… 313174823319
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Mike Rogers is also the architect of The Patriot Act which kinda makes him the grandfather of Flock Cameras, data brokers, and AI data mining and all the other mass surveillance projects. If Communism scares you, this advocate of big brother knowing your every move ought to terrify you. 010
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Caution: One of the reasons his approval ratings are in the toilet is because of the coverage. Putting him in the media wilderness makes him seem normal. 011
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I'm thinking the person who may be applying for credit using my info is going to be in for a rude awakening when they see the total amount owed on my student loans. Steal my identity. Go for it. 000
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Turns out the McConnell proof of life pictures were video. 011
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026For scale: America is 250 years old and Trump has been around for a third of it. 010
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I think I just figured out why AI and data centers are the avatar for the billionaires class. AI takes other people's creativity, knowledge, and analysis and repackages it as its own. It's an exploitation machine. AI is the perfect metaphor for labor exploitation. 042
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026He is the most morally bankrupt human being on the planet. Even serial killers know they're bad people. Trump doesn't even think he's a bad person. 021
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Best Labor Day movies. Norma Rae, obviously. Your turn!!static.klipy.comIndustrial Worker Holds Union SignALT: Industrial Worker Holds Union Sign 000
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I had a dream about Tom Cruise. Me: I understand you wrote the "motivational speaker" scenes in Magnolia. Do you plan to write any feature length films? TC: No.static.klipy.comStaring Into Your Soul Frank Tj MackeyALT: Staring Into Your Soul Frank Tj Mackey 000
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I am having the weirdest and nicest conversation via text with the scariest lawyer we deal with at the office. She is often our adversary and she absolutely terrifies my co-workers. We're just shootin' the shit about non-work stuff. Utterly bizarre.static.klipy.comConfused Baby: This is confusing meALT: Confused Baby: This is confusing me 010
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Over on Gen X Facebook I see a lot of people talking about not carrying water bottles or thinking about hydration when we were kids. This is an artifact of Reagan era public squalor/private opulence. The private commoditization of natural resources and selling us stuff that used to be free. 010
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I heard something yesterday that gave me chills: We are so divided that only swing voters matter and the truth is that most swing voters nowadays are low-information voters. If you can be persuaded at this point, its because you don't pay enough attention to have already formed an opinion.static.klipy.comDavid Rose Nods 'Yes' in Schitt's CreekALT: David Rose Nods 'Yes' in Schitt's Creek 010
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Dear Todd Blanche, This is AG John Mitchell being photographed for prison. -Americans. 121
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 02/08/2026This headline is an analogy for marriage, no-fault divorce, voting rights, abortion access, and bodily autonomy in America. 040
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Even if he isn't dead, can we all call bullshit on people trying to pass him off as if he is in better shape than he was before his precipitous decline beginning in 2023? He was in a wheelchair and was having freezing episodes and purple lips for years before he fell. 042
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 18/07/20262016: Obama is President. Trump wins. Elections are fair because he won. 2020: Trump is President. Trump loses. Elections are rigged because he lost. 2024: Biden is President. Trump wins. Elections are fair because he won. Either he is a lying idiot or... well, that's all. He is a lying idiot. 010
Reposted by KristinAshleigh @vinylgeek.bsky.social · 13/07/202641 years ago today Live Aid #OTD #LiveAid 84826984
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 12/07/2026There is a future where we no longer have to hear the voices of an effeminate Foghorn Leghorn. a Kentucky Fried Turtle, or a Porky Labia Necked Mobster.static.klipy.comJack Black Says Buh ByeALT: Jack Black Says Buh Bye 110
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The call with Mitch McConnell.static.klipy.comPoltergeist PoltergeistALT: Poltergeist Poltergeist 010
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 09/07/2026On Platner: the wrong candidate with the right policies is what the Right said about Trump and now they refuse to admit they were wrong. The Left was wrong about Platner. Cut him loose.static.klipy.comJoyce Byers (Winona Ryder): We Were Both WrongALT: Joyce Byers (Winona Ryder): We Were Both Wrong 030
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Physical neglect is one of the most awful kinds of child welfare caaes. I have had several of these. It's not about poverty. In the cases I have had, it's about depravity, substance abuse, and/or mental illness. 000
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Instead of using gender as a proxy for strength, size, or skill, we should create a body typology for sports. There will be all male or all female teams but there will be the overlapping middle where men and women of comparable body types will compete on the same teams.youtu.beAgainst CrueltyYouTube video by Takes™ by Jamelle Bouie 010
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I think Melania and Donald are the real life plot of Pretty Woman. Melania was an escort Trump hired to be his girlfriend, and later, wife. He destroys companies. He was very angry with his father. If we're ever curious about the sequel, Vivian is biding her time waiting for Edward to die already. 000
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I think of patriotism for my country the way I think about motherhood. My job was to guide and make sure decisons I made reflected my values and priorities. Sometimes I'm frustrated but mostly I'm proud. Regardless. I will always love my children.static.klipy.comHappy Independence Day FireworksALT: Happy Independence Day Fireworks 001
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 28/06/2026Does this journalist not understand that the administration chose Ice, Ice Baby because it can be used to celebrate fascism? ICE, ICE baby. Vanilla ICE is clearly taking his decorating cues from Mar-a-lago's Temu Versailles aesthetic. What is happening to The Atlantic?theatlantic.comVanilla Ice Knows When America Was GreatTo celebrate the country’s 250th birthday, the rapper wants to transport us to another decade. 010
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Someone described women's prison to me thusly: You get a room and a bed, no one can call you, unlimited books, no men, you can take walks or exercise if you want, and you'll end up with a chore assignment like cooking or laundry. You might have therapy, too. Oh, and you can't leave.static.klipy.comAlessia Cara: Super DifferentALT: Alessia Cara: Super Different 010
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Drop something OCEANIC.static.klipy.comJaws SwimmingALT: Jaws Swimming 010
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Listening to Scott Galloway talk about masculinity, mating opportunities, and loneliness is like listening to the Dukes ramble on about nature v. nurture. You're just a rich guy with opinions. Shut up. You don't know what you're talking about.static.klipy.comTrading Places: One Dollar ExchangeALT: Trading Places: One Dollar Exchange 010
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 16/06/2026Can we talk about the sinister maternity photo? All her other pics make her look like an all American country girl. Then she takes these pictures and looks like an evil queen from a Disney movie. I have never seen a maternity shoot where the mom looked like she was throwing daggers with her eyes. 000
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 11/06/2026The people who don't think schools should provide free lunches for kids are the same ones who bitch about not having donuts at the morning meeting or lunch served at the all day training.static.klipy.comHoney Dew Donuts: Delicious Doughnuts in a BoxALT: Honey Dew Donuts: Delicious Doughnuts in a Box 010
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I think I get part of Trumpism I never understood before. The more moderates talk about how unfit and toxic Graham Platner is, the more I want him to win. He has the right policies. I see how that works now.static.klipy.comFor Maine: University of Maine AnimationALT: For Maine: University of Maine Animation 021
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I still haven't turned on my A/C this summer. Trying to keep my utilities as low as I can for as long as I can. The walls in my 1929 house are thick and made of stone and I have shade trees front and back. So far so good.static.klipy.comVintage Fan Blowing Yellow StreamersALT: Vintage Fan Blowing Yellow Streamers 130
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Being a man used to mean protecting the vulnerable not exploiting them, being honorable by living a moral life, being generous without needing monuments to yourself, being confidant without becoming arrogant. 020
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 03/06/2026If you are hired to lead an organization during this administration, know that you are part of a strategy to kill the organization. You are a virus being injected into a lab rat. It's not imposter syndrome. You really are incompetent. That's why they chose you. 011
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 29/05/2026We have a trash President. The WH version of subsidized housing, destroying a rental, trampoline in the front yard, fights on the lawn, tacky cheap decor, and McDonalds delivery all night and day. And the occupant has multiple bankruptcies and a history of fraud, SA, and DV. Property values tank. 011
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Widow's Bay is full of Jaws Easter Eggs.static.klipy.comChief Brody Shark Spotting in Jaws 2ALT: Chief Brody Shark Spotting in Jaws 2 120
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 23/05/2026The Crash on Netflix... the Shirillas should never have participated in this documentary. Where the hell was their lawyer?! Gotta say though, the level of outrage in the first half is matched only by the level of schadenfreude of the second half. 040
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 22/05/2026Trump is treating his second term like Supermarket Sweep.static.klipy.comSupermarket Sweep: Man Grabs TurkeysALT: Supermarket Sweep: Man Grabs Turkeys 110
Kristin @zuzuspetalsmi.bsky.social · 20/05/2026Everyone's worried about the J-6ers but this slush fund is going to go to Trump (first and foremost), Giuliani, Eastman, Powell, the Pillow Guy and anyone else Trump plans to enlist for ratfucking future elections. It's not going to the rioters. 031