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@zuzamakes.bsky.social
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My frogs have bums if you want to check them out

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Zu @zuzamakes.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
After watching Play Dirty all I want to say is go Mark baby give us nothing 💅
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Zu @zuzamakes.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
I get so frustrated with a lot of the late stage capitalism discourse, not even because of morality or ethics but rather because it's really not that hard to be a corrupt tyrannical power grabbing ruler, no matter if your domain is a company or a government. Like just do your job?
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Zu @zuzamakes.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I generally don't condone bullying but if Elon wanted to be treated more as a person and less like the personification of the concept of greed, he really should've carried himself differently, maybe invest in a different skinsuit, preferably one less shaped like a soapbox derby vehicle
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Zu @zuzamakes.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Why is Elon playing his ex's music in public, have more respect babe Like if I'm Beyonce I don't want my pathetic loser of a boyfriend from 6th grade playing single ladies whilst weeping on stream
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Zu @zuzamakes.bsky.social · 28/12/2024
Happy new year from my miscreant to yours
Sleeping white kitten tucked under a green blanket with a  body of a wretched, heavily destroyed crocodile toy lying beside him
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Zu @zuzamakes.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
They may not look it but these are the feet of a criminal
White and orange cats Grinch like peeties (very fluffy)
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Zu @zuzamakes.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Having a teen kitten is such whiplash, one minute you can't shit without sharing the toilet seat with a guy who insists on checking your business, the other said guy gets offended you insist he doesn't knock the bin over to investigate a used tissue
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Zu @zuzamakes.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
How old do I have to be to start calling 80 year old women "babe" without scorn
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Zu @zuzamakes.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
My partner is such a sweet good guy but every once in a while he comes up to me and in this half whispered tone goes "have you SEEN what our neighbour did" and proceeds to tell me all about how he lurked behind the curtain for 15 minutes watching a man for no reason
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Zu @zuzamakes.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
I'm sick in bed but my cat keeps healthily communicating his need for attention via loudly eating every inedible object in sight and wrecking my shit
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Zu @zuzamakes.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Older guy walks up to my stall today, asks: "what is this Zuza then" and I'm like me, I'm the Zuza, it was me all along
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Zu @zuzamakes.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Did a market yesterday, I wasn't told that my job keeps me out of trouble once, what a night
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Zu @zuzamakes.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Wow, we're up to 10, bluesky sure is the promised land, I'm certain none of yous is gonna unfollow and bring me back down to single digits, that would be cruel
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Zu @zuzamakes.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I often complain about how much work trading at markets is, somebody just told me to write a book about it like how is more labour going to fix my excess labour problem
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Zu @zuzamakes.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
i made this account to follow my favourite leftists someplace other than twitter but now I have a single digit worth of followers and I feel perceived
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Zu @zuzamakes.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
hello my 5 followers, i don't know what you were expecting but have a frog I guess
i made this, it's a cowboy frog with a lasso wearing assless chaps. it's also on a keyring
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