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Zelda @ Tortellini time

@zunklefunkle.bsky.social
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America's favorite pasta-lady and hiatus Vtuber.

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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
After being in this server for 6 and a half years, I finally have my own custom role.
Screenshot of a Discord profile that reads: "Roles Dino-Nugget Connoisseur".
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
D&D session recap.
Image of the outside of a plane window with a Blue Slaad that says "UNAUTHORIZED fucking thing" "blow it up NOW".
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Currently watching professional sumo wrestling with Subway Surfers in the corner and a Phillies game broadcast playing in the background.
An NHK Grand Sumo broadcast with Subway Surfers gameplay in the bottom right corner
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Not exactly what I'm looking for, YouTube.
A YouTube search for "Ultra Magnus Commander Deck" with a search result providing a nearly 10 hour video titled "Leo Tolstoy's 23 Short Stories Complete Audiobook Russian Literature Classics" as the most recently uploaded suggestion.
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Asked the homies if they had some cards I was looking to put into my dinosaur deck before I started buying singles online or in store.
Discord message in response to me offering to buy from or trade with my friends for some Magic cards in looking for. 
Nick Galvas at 13:50:
Trade Alert! 
An inquisitive emoji puts its hands together. 
You receive: an 82 cent common
I receive: A smooch (just kidding. Unless...?)
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
I was talking with the fellas about wanting to throw together a Vivi Ornitier deck. One guy says to be ready to have a target painted on my back because he's pretty strong and annoying. I go "shit, really? I think I have like, 3 or 4 of him?" Lo and behold, I do not.
Discord messages from user ZunkleFunkle. The first set of messages sent at 20:47 read, "Gimme a little but to comb through my cards. But if I have more than one Vivi, I gotchu." 
The next set, sent at 22:00, read, "OKAY. after extensive combing. I only have the 1 Vivi. I confused the following cards for him at a glance (I'm sure you could understand how)" with pictures of the cards "Giott, King of the Dwarves", "Dwarven Castle Guard", and "Fire Magic".
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
She is 9 and a half plates tall.
A Nobara Kugisaki plushie positioned in front of several stacked sushi plates.
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Offers you a Tortellini and uuuuh whatabout like a raccoon
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Hey guys did you know by birthday is in two weeks and falls RIGHT in the middle of the Raora Panthera Sweet-but-Deadly Valentine's Merch order period? Isn't that just craaaaaaaaaaaazy?
Image guide showing the front and back of the Raora Panthera Sweet but really Deadly Plushie Keychain.
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
By no means was it a perfect series, especially with the back quarter due to having to reshoot because of abrupt casting changes, but this season and a franchise as whole really meant something to me. For the foreseeable future, so long, Super Sentai & thank you, Gozyuger.
The characters Goodeburn, Gozyu Leon, Gozyu Unicorn, Gozyu Wolf, Gozyu Eagle, and Gozyu Tyranno posing together as a a team in front of a fireball. There's text in the explosion that reasons "We Are The Number One Sentai Gozyuger!"
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
I'm not ready, dawg.
Picture of Hoeru Tonu from No. 1 Sentai Gozyuger preparing to transform. There is text for the episode title reading "Final Episode: We Are the No. 1 Sentai Gozyuger!"Gintama episode title card reading, "You Never Accept a New Sentai Series at the Start, But By the Final Episode, You Don't Want It to End".
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
When the Peruvian homie sends you shit like this, you just gotta believe.
Discord DM from user MahouMonster at 15:58:
First message: a Twitter link to a Reuters post about Peruvian shamans performing a New Year ritual and predicting Maduro's defeat and Trump falling seriously ill.
Second message: "do you trust me"
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Other Christmas movies: ❎Don't have the Pope has a Phillies fan ❎Don't have an Ultraman and Godzilla parody singing in harmony Olive, the Other Reindeer: HAS BOTH OF THOSE THINGS AND THAT'S WHY IT'S THE BEST
Screenshot from Olive, the Other Reindeer (1999) of the Pope receiving a red baseball cap with the Phillies logo as a Christmas gift.Screenshot from Olive, the Other Reindeer (1999) of a characters resembling Godzilla and Ultraman singing along while Olive smiles at them.
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Hit shuffle on YouTube Music and it really went "here bitch, get out every bottled emotion you've got".
The following songs from most recent and going back: 
Save Your Tears - The Weeknd
Like Him (feat. Lola Young) - Tyler, The Creator
in the pool - kensuke ushio
I Really Want to Stay at Your House - Samuel Kim & Loried
Not Your Kind Of People - Garbage
Majestic - Wax Fang
I Bet on Losing Dogs - Mitski
No Surprises - Radiohead
Glimpse of Us - Joji
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Fuck it, Nobara at the Flyers game.
A Nobara Kugisaki plush being held from a high up seat at a Philadelphia Flyers game.
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
The landlord said no pets, but he's making an exception because they're so polite. #RaraWawa
Two sealed Raora Panthera plushies sitting beside each other.
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you're Shinji holding a mug with his face on it holding a mug with his face on it holding a mug with his face on it holding a mug with his face on it?
A Polaroid of me holding the multilayered Shinji mug with the text "Shinji get in the fucking party!" written at the bottom in sharpie. A close up photo of the Shinji mug.
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
How it feels ordering at the gelato parlor and using the Italian names for the flavors instead of the English ones.
A white dude in a kimono with his hands together, standing next to a large stack of CDs.
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Second World Series W in my lifetime, but not this year.
A chart with green and red sections and the Phillies logo underneath. The green section has text that says "Going to the World Series" and the red section has text that says "Taking 8 ambien & jumping into the Delaware River". A needle is pointing all the way into the red.
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Sometimes life is worth living.
Discord message that says: "But I'm excited to watch dandadan and shinkenger w u!!!"
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
What a YouTube recommendation.
63 minute long video titled "Ultra Masculine Whitegirl Playlist while you're on your way to testicular torsion surgery", the thumbnail is Dr. House bites on a glove to give the middle finger.
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
Happy birthday, Nobara!
Various plushies and figures of Nobara Kugisaki from Jujutsu Kaisen.
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 16/07/2025
Treating myself to a pie and a pint because I did a home repair by myself (I am not handy whatsoever so I consider this an accomplishment).
A margherita pizza pie and a glass of lemon shandy from Kings Road Brewing Company.
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
I'm watching Kamen Rider Build, why the fuck does he have the Memoir of my Year as an Army Nurse in Vietnam jacket?!
Ryuga Banjo standing in the doorway of a laboratory. He's wearing a red and black plaid jacket around his waist and a black jacket that reads "WHEN I DIE I'LL GO TO HEAVEN BECAUSE I'VE SPENT MY TIME IN HELL 71 72 VIET-NAM" with a dragon in the center.
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
I somehow got stuck mid-swing with the Kinetic Blade and was left floating and unable to switch weapons, lmao
Nobara Kugisaki swinging a Kinetic Blade in Fortnite. She is somehow stuck mid-swing and is left floating slightly above the ground.
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Updated and expanded my favorite Pokemon list from a few years ago (previously I did a top 60).
My top 96 favorite Pokemon

1. Swampert 
2. Greninja 
3. Hydreigon 
4. Metagross 
5. Walrein 
6. Magnezone 
7. Krookodile 
8. Tyranitar 
9. Feraligatr 
10. Torterra 
11. Chandelure 
12. Ceruledge 
13. Garganacl 
14. Baxcalibur 
15. Porygon-Z 
16. Dusknoir 
17. Claydol 
18. Gholdengo 
19. Kingambit 
20. Iron Valiant 
21. Darmanitan 
22. Empoleon 
23. Mamoswine 
24. Ampharos 
25. Lokix 
26. Quagsire 
27. Clodsire 
28. Salamence 
29. Gardevoir 
30. Seismitoad 
31. Ferrothorn 
32. Clefable 
33. Vaporeon 
34. Volcarona 
35. Kyogre 
36. Xatu 
37. Aegislash 
38. Skarmory 
39. Excadrill 
40. Breloom 
41. Gliscor 
42. Dragapult 
43. Zekrom 
44. Roserade 
45. Gallade 
46. Politoed 
47. Emboar 
48. Golurk 
49. Blastoise 
50. Espeon 
51. Whimsicott 
52. Ludicolo 
53. Incineroar 
54. Alakazam 
55. Cradily 
56. Umbreon 
57. Pelipper 
58. Skeledirge 
59. Cofagrigus 
60. Vileplume 
61. Snorlax 
62. Slowking 
63. Hippowdon 
64. Slaking 
65. Reuniclus 
66. Honchkrow 
67. Exeggutor 
68. Starmie 
69. Tentacruel 
70. Galvantula 
71. Scolipede 
72. Lucario 
73. Mienshao 
74. Bronzong 
75. Froslass 
76. Yanmega 
77. Flygon 
78. Tangrowth 
79. Crobat 
80. Kommo-o 
81. Machamp 
82. Landorus 
83. Roaring Moon 
84. Chien-Pao 
85. Azumarill 
86. Urshifu 
87. Sneasler 
88. Iron Hands 
89. Drifblim 
90. Flutter Mane 
91. Annihilape 
92. Scrafty 
93. Iron Treads 
94. Hariyama 
95. Crawdaunt 
96. Donphan
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Manga haul from this weekend! There was a buy one get one 50% off sale at FYE, so I picked up a hardback volume 1 of DiU, paperbacks of volume 1 for Dorohedoro, Delicious in Dungeon, Dandadan, Dragon Ball, and the first 3 volumes of Yu-Gi-Oh.
A stack of manga volumes. From left to right: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable, Dorohedoro, Delicious in Dungeon, Dandadan, Dragon Ball, and Yu-Gi-Oh.
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Neurodivergent people be like "wow, this game changed my life, exquisite gameplay, groundbreaking" and then they show you the game and it looks like this
The map from the second test of "Horse Race Tests".
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Me at Elon Musk.
Screenshot from Number One Sentai Gozyuger of the character Fire Candle saying, "You piss me off! That stupid X guy!"
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Hey what the fuck
A Discord message containing a tweet that says Keanu Reeves has been cast as a villain in a Weezer movie and saying that I'm the target demographic for it.
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
I have a confession to make about Tortellini... The twin tails were never actually a part of her hair, they were just an accessory. I'm sorry you all had to find out this way. Thank you to @maiowmy.bsky.social for illustrating this and allowing me to come clean.
A blonde woman revealing that her long twintails hairstyle is actually a prop. Happy April Fools Day!
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
An ill fate awaits us.
Zoro: "tomodachi life being posted onto elons twitter" accompanied with a GIF of Steve Rogers being confused upon seeing Times Square from the end of Captain America: The First Avenger. The message received 3 laugh reacts and a heart.

Me: "You have a Tomodachi Life post that's a little too funny and all of a sudden you have crypto bots and Nazis in your replies". The message received 5 laugh reacts.
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
MahouMonster Today at 23:35
Owned crazy style

ZunkleFunkle Today at 23:35
White Girl Speaks To Latinx in PERFECT FGC

MahouMonster Today at 23:35
In perfect numpad notation
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I'm Sorry For My White Savior Complex
ZunkleFunkle 23:31
Image of a Terry player named "Active Crack Shooter" vs a Pokémon Trainer player named "I Stand With Big Tobacco" 
active crack shooter is INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE

MahouMonster 23:33
it goes crazy
I STAND WITH BIG TOBACCO THO

ZunkleFunkle 23:34
get it because terry has a move called crack shootMahouMonster 23:34
I know Zunk I'm Latino

ZunkleFunkle 23:34
EFJADSHFLKJSAHDFLKJASD
FUCK
I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE SAID SHIT
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Showing a homie Steins;Gate for the first time. Shout out to whatever the first example of an anime character reaching out towards the sun was, you were probably goated as hell.
Mayuri performing the "Stardust Handshake" from "Steins;Gate".
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Had a genuine question that could only be asked in such a cursed way.
ZunkleFunkle Today at 15:37
"*forgetting the words Oshi mark*
Hey what's your Vtuber cutie mark gonna be when you debut?"
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Shout out to my homie for grabbing me some stuff from the Hololive pop-up shop in California as a belated birthday gift!
An acrylic stand of Raora Panthera & keychain charm and wall scroll of Takanashi Kiara.
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Please go read Chainsaw Man this week do not let yourself get this one spoiled.
Edited Chainsaw Man panel of Power's introduction scene. 
"HEY, HEY, HEY!" 
"LISTEN UP!" 
"Chainsaw Man is crazy good this week!" 
"GO READ IT!"
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Finally, some good news...
Facebook notification: "There's new content about LEGO ready to view."
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
We're SO fucking back.
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Genuinely needed to take a minute to stop crying to take these photos. As a big dinosaur enthusiast and God's strongest New Jerseyan, it was genuinely breathtaking & overwhelming to witness even just casts of the fossilized remains of Hadrosaurus foulkii. Love you, Haddy.💖
A wide, landscape photo of myself holding a beer while standing in front of the Hadrosaurus foulkii display at the Academy of Natural Sciences in Philadelphia. A selfie of me holding a beer while standing in front of the Hadrosaurus foulkii display at the Academy of Natural Sciences in Philadelphia.
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Too long to fit in a text post so I'm just posting a screenshot of a Facebook post I made.
Just finished Dragon Ball Daima and I'm in tears. Toriyama's knack for comedy was present through the entire run of the series. It was such a fun little show and it's kind of crazy to think that whatever follows for the franchise, it'll all be attributed to him posthumously, since Daima was the last Dragon Ball project he was involved with. Here's to one of the greatest mangaka to ever put pen to paper and try whatever the future may hold for Dragon Ball.
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
She said "why are you so Italian"
"Voices" by DeviantArt user WolfRoad.
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
You ever have a meal so good it's enough to get you through not even the day, but possibly the rest of the week? Because that just happened to me.
A white pizza made in a woodfire oven, topped with eggplants.
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I'm at a training session with the department of education trying not to lose my shit because I saw THIS out of the corner of my eye on my phone.
Discord message from J. Robert Ploppenhrimer at 9:13 AM
"NO CONDOM FOREVER OR WHATEVER BLACK PANTHER SAYS ✊"
Three people reacted to this message with ✊
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Yay Zelda yay!
Balatro victory screen with an achievement notification in the bottom right corner. The achievement is "High Stakes" "Win a run on at least Gold Stake victory".

The victory screen box shows the following text:
YOU WIN!
Best Hand - 2,401,200
Most Played Hand - Flush House (10)
Cards Played - 171 Ante - 9
Cards Discarded - 180 Round -23
Cards Purchased - 73 New Run
Times Rerolled - 24 Main Menu
New Discoveries - 2
Seed - HLSC58Y1
Copy
Endless Mode

To the left of the victory screen, the Jimbo Joker says "Good thing I didn't bet against you!"
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Oh hey, Skeb does an annual report now? Let's see what mine looks li-
Skeb annual report.
Sent requests 1
Accepted requests 0
Completed works 0
Total payments
JPY 0 
*Only completed requests are counted

Cumulative total until 2024
Sent requests: 1
Accepted requests: 0
Completed works: 0
Acceptance rate: 0%
Total payments: JPY 0
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
THE BALATRO SWEEP THE BALATRO SWEEP IS REEEEEEEAL
Facebook DMs that read "BALATRO 
DO IT AGAIN
YEAH BABYYYYY"
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Please I need this. #TheGameAwards
Facebook DMs that say "BALATRO SWEEP PROCEED
FUCK"
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Zelda @ Tortellini time @zunklefunkle.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
A self critique I made yesterday morning.
An edit of the Yu-Gi-Oh card "Dramatic Crossroads" altered to show two dark and scary pathways. The boy at the fork in the road is labeled with the text "White people when it's foggy outside", the two spooky castles are labelled as "It looks like Silent Hill!" and Bitches be like "I have my whole life ahead of me". No you don't, the fog is coming.
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