Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 5mWhat the fuck I knew I hated his shitty smarmy face aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 000
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 55mUuhhhhh yeah idk I’m coping so here’s just the Blitzø parts of Dirty Bird 🦎🔥 #HBspoilers 0130
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 1hYeah I feel like when he catches wind of what Stolas has been up to while they were gone he’s going to have some follow-up questions 😅 120
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 1hJust gonna put this here for anyone else who’s looking for it bsky.app/profile/twot... 020
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 1hWith the way Moxxie has. not. missed. this season, I can see it. I love him. 110
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 1hLook, I just want to know whose birthday it is, is that so much to ask?? 130
Reposted by Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉Murrielberries 🫐 🔞 PRIME SPOILERS @murrielberries.bsky.social · 1hBlitz, at trivia night: good luck to you all! Especially that sexy big bird over there. Yoo-hoo, Stolly-Wolly~ Stolas when Blitz sits next to him again: I suppose you think that’s funny Blitz: I think it’s hilarious 1287
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 1hWAIT HE MEANS PHYSICAL??!?!???? HELLO??? 030
Reposted by Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉Murrielberries 🫐 🔞 PRIME SPOILERS @murrielberries.bsky.social · 1hInterrogator: say it Me: *spits blood onto the floor* Interrogator: say you hate Stolas Me: Fuck you. 0213
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 1hI know, I’d like to think Moxxie is starting to break past Blitzø’s trust issues just a little bit, especially with that last conversation they have in Australia, but we’ll see! 020
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 1hThey were both so happy to see one another 010
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 1hThe way none of us were well in that group chat at. all. Happy I have you guys 💕 010
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 2hLike I legit woke up the next morning and could not stop crying for over an hour I had to have Tenshi talk me through it ❤️🩹😭 130
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 2hI feel very validated by this ngl. I’m watching his reaction to Bad Reputation right now, Gimpy Gimpy is next and I’m dyinggggg to know what he has to say about the episode and this scene specifically 140
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 3hI genuinely don’t think Stolas wants to be stopped. “Scratch that itch be their bitch don’t stop” is telling us something: we know Stolas has habit-seeking tendencies and he’s found his outlet for this particular pain he’s feeling. I don’t know that he’s going to give it up easily. 130
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 3hYES the way he keeps trying to brainstorm ways he can change himself that will get Stolas to want him again is killing me. He just cannot see past his sense of inadequacy and it’s clouding his judgement He hates himself so much in this moment that his eyes literally turn blood red are you joking??! 060
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 3hBro same I’m still not normal like I’ve been struggling to regulate all week 020
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 3hBlitzy my love they can never make me hate you 040
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 4hNot this callout haven’t I suffered enough??! 😭 150
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 4hIt’s fucked up that Gimpy Gimpy was the last of the episodes we got this week because what do you mean Stolas got aftercare and I didn’t?! I fucking dropped bro I’m not kidding!! 😭 #HBspoilers #HelluvaBoss 3446
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 4hWe’re glossing over the fact that Moxxie is apparently such an incredible shot that he can drop a tiny bird out of the air with a goddamn handgun!? And he HAD a sniper rifle he used it to kill the target! He CHOSE the handgun!! Moxxie Ass-Rail-Ya MVP #HBspoilers 1568
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 4hThe more I think about Dirty Bird the more I realize how the lyrics themselves are even layered. So many lines of the song have multiple meanings and Stolas says and feels every one of them with his entire chest. I’m living for it, my opinions and feelings evolve with every passing hour. 050
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 5hI fizz doesn’t do it next week I’m rioting PLEASE Spindlehorse 000
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 5hDefinitely not delusional I’m so serious there’s no way that wasn’t the intention. 020
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 5hYESSS!! “I destroy everything, everyone!” 030
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 5hThat lyric is so layered. Does he actually think no one loves him or is he just reveling in the fact that no one *here* loves him or will judge him? Is it ‘no one to save me’ or ‘no one to “save” me’. I feel like it’s a little of everything I fucking love that line it makes me feel ill. 130
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 5hHe’s thinking “What do I do? What do I do? What do I do? What do I do??” 020
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 5hYeah dude I’m so curious to see if Stolas keeps going out and hooking up now that he’s realized how sad Blitzø is over it. He definitely feels bad but he’s also found an outlet that seems to be helping him work through some shit and idk he might not be super willing to give that up. 1200
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 5hYeah you can see Blitzø spiraling inwardly immediately he’s absolutely blindsided. His flabbers are gasted. You can hear the dial up noises in his head. He’s fucking unraveling and the show is not subtle about it they’re like “here’s our boy, hating himself in front of his wall of self-hatred” 1120
Reposted by Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉Ladyshadowdancer @ladyshadowdancer.bsky.social · 7hI owe my life to the artist of this frame, you deserve all the happiness, love and a raise! Thank you from all the Blitzø simps! 1546
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 6hHe’s come so far from the screaming and lashing out and name calling he did in Full Moon but yeah he’s still got a lot of work to do. He’s projecting all of his insecurities onto Stolas’ state of mind instead of asking him what he needs and I think if he can figure that out it’ll go a long way. 0130
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 6hBut like, I dunno man. His heart is just broken. Blitzø just can’t watch the man he loves being with someone else without it breaking his heart and that’s so valid. But this clip makes it so clear to me that he’s not giving up so that gives me hope. Stolitz is endgame y’all 🦎💕🦉 2797
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 6hStolas is not trying to hurt Blitzø, his actions aren’t really about him at all, he’s clearly working through some shit. Was that plant ever gonna “win Stolas over”? No. Is Blitzø correct in thinking that if he just does enough sweet gestures he can fix Stolas’ depression? Of course not. 1753
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 6hAnd then the final 1-2 gut punch is this look like he’s completely lost with no idea what to do now. He has absolutely no one he feels he can go to for emotional support, all he can do is wrap his tail around himself for comfort, so he just curls in on himself and breaks down. 3818
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 6hThen this is the part that *really* fucks me up when he’s putting his hands out like “okay. Okay it’s safe now, I haven’t destroyed it, I fixed the plant, I can still fix this.” This look right here to me harkens back to his equally gut wrenching line in FM: “I can always do better” 3847
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 6hThen, a little animation detail I appreciated is that as he reaches for the jar on the counter he misses it at first because he’s refusing to break eye contact with the plant. He’s so determined to not let it die. He won’t give up on it or the relationship he feels it represents. 1806
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 6hFirst, after his outburst is he looking at the door where Stolas just left? No, he’s focused on that plant. He’s pinned all his hopes and dreams of finally doing something worthy of winning over Stolas on that poor little plant and to me this look says “why did I think I could do something right?” 1757
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 6h🧵 #HBspoilers I’m still so fucked up over the way this sequence screams that he feels like he’s driving Stolas away and he’s blaming himself for his own heartbreak. Like yes he’s angry but really look at his eyes and his tail and his body language: it’s allll self loathing from start to finish. 1219147
Stolas’ Fuckass Romper 🦎💕🦉 @zukosmissingmother.bsky.social · 18hHorny posting in an effort to keep myself from crying again 🥲 #helluvaboss 090