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Professional treat stealer

@zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social
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💬: 🇩🇪🇬🇧 | 🔞! | Asexual 💜🤍 | 🪡✂️ @Starslikeroses.bsky.social | Furry & passionate Gamer from northern Germany | 31 | ♂ | shy af | professional weirdo | big softie | severe social anxiety | contains suggestive posts‼️ | snuggle bug | -⃝⃤

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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Aaaaand another Expedition 33 gifted to another friend *happy dog noises* ☺️ (I’ll keep doing this until I’m out of friends to gift this game to every time I have some money to spare at the end of a month!)
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Pet a good pubby? 🥺👉🏽👈🏽 #FursuitFriday
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Did someone say #Jocktober? 👀
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m gonna pet it so. Damn. Much!!! 🥰
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
OH MY DOG, this is my first day in 4+ years without a headache! This feels so damn good, y’all have no idea ;w; But it also feels almost … wrong? Wish it would stay that way, but I know it won’t 🥲
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We’ve got a pretty warm week coming up, so I might have to shed some of that fluff to stay cool, hope you don’t mind?~ 😌 #TummyTuesday
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
(Sorry, deleting and reposting the food pic because it was attracting heaps of random, normal folks and that made me feel really uncomfortable) Anyways: Borgers I made earlier. 🍔Needed some soulfood
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Well, weekend is ruined anyways, so I might as well just be a doggo for the whole weekend 🐶🔒 #FursuitFriday
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*sigh* of course the plans for the whole weekend come crumbling down right before it happens. Was so very excited and looking forward to it 😔 … anyone wanna spontaneously come over for food and snugs so I don’t just have to hide in a Blanket and be sad?
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
That’s basically (almost) every Single in the fandom ever in a nutshell 😂
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Huh, so that’s where the Witness went after The Final Shape :D #ControlResonant
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wanna come rub a tum for good luck? :3 #TummyTuesday
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
DESTINY IS BACK!! I genuinely cannot put into words how happy I am about this news. 🥹 We did it. The community really did and got Bungie/Sony to reverse their decision I’m beyond happy, lucky and definitely crying way too much rn ^^”
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Let’s build a pillow fort, hide in it and cuddle all day long with some music or movies? 🥺👉🏽👈🏽
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Wheeeeee 🥰 Now I just gotta wait for march :(
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Had the most disappointing and meh hangout with a mutual* ever last weekend Turned out the only thing he was interested in was getting into my pants. No interest in genuinely hanging out, talking, having food or … anything. Genuinely wondering why I even … (Contd.)
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I got tickets I GOT TICKETS AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! So happy I’m crying 😭
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One big soft orb just waiting for your rubs~☺️ #TummyTuesday
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Gosh, I hope what little positive karma I have is enough to let me snag some tickets for the Expedition 33 concert before they’re sold out tomorrow q.q
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Geez, that was the must elusive fkin drop everrrr, my rng was so damn bad 😫 52 runs of the same (25+ minutes long) mission later it *finally* dropped! Dobby is free from the grind and can go back to buildcrafting #TheDivision2
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
When he gives you the puppy eyes to ask for snugs 🥺 #FursuitFriday
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Okay hear me out, what ifffff … you sent me suitpaw pics? 👀 Crazy, right? Unless … 🫢
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Expedition 33 concerts next year, Expedition 33 concerts next year AHHHHHHHH!! 🫨🤩
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Critter! ΘΔ& (it/its, 🔞) @dumbplush.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
if you see this post, you gotta suit up and send a photo. (i guess that also applies to me, gimme a few hours :3)
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Much soft, such round 😌 #TummyTuesday
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Yes, all of this is for you~ And yes, all those layers and additions are important! Gotta make sure you’re well protected and secured for all the snugs I wanna have this weekend :3 Don’t worry, the locks are just for … security purposes~ 😈
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Hi! Can I interest you in some treats with a side of dog? :3 #FursuitFriday
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“It’s just a song from a soundtrack, it can’t make you cry out of nowhere!” The song:
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I think he might be trying to tell you something 🤔 #WetsuitWednesday
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
What’re you doing down there? My tum is up here~ You promised me rubs an hour ago! #TummyTuesday
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
QUOTE WITH SNOOT
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Wanna come over and be squeaky together? 😏 #SqueakySaturday
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Causal dog mode after an exhausting week ☺️ #FursuitFriday
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Gahhh, my “luck” with the releases for next month/the games I was interested in is insane(ly bad) … Graveyard Keeper 2 on 22nd Control on 24th Witcher 3 on 29th Ghost of Yotei dlc on 1st October …and with my luck the next Kena will probs also get a release next month Fml 😭
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Free Witcher 3 remaster, hell yeah!!! 🤩
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I know you’re staring over there~ Why don’t you come and gib me some bellyrubs instead? :3 #TummyTuesday
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Bluesky needs to add account locking so baddddd ;w; The food pic attracted a massive load of random, normie folks and it’s making me feel extremely uncomfortable 😖
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Made myself some comfort food bc this whole weekend has been absolute shite …😮‍💨
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fursuit snugs but with progressively lower (mutual) rubs Send tweet
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Having some well needed doggo time after yesterdays … mood crushing developments #FursuitFriday
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
*sigh* well, there goes my weekend plans … Guess whose washing machine died today :( Gotta use the funds I planned to use to drive to Hamburg this weekend to see friends (again or for the first time) to buy a new one now Can’t decide whether to be pissed or devastated now :/
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
And my new favorite YouTube comment ever goes to … 😂
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Jfc those Ultra-Raids were helllllll 🫠 But that’s all towers on hard and the Ultra-Raids done 😮‍💨 #Palworld #PS5Pro
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
After a long (and way too warm) week, some peace and quiet are sorely needed! With a little help from you ofc, I need a cute doggo to snuggle with after all :3 Although … I’m not sure it’ll be peaceful and quiet for you once you’re in all of this~ 😈
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Remember to stay hydrated these (hot) days! #FursuitFriday
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Any moots interested in “4 Loop”? I’ve got 2 invites for the closed beta this weekend left to share~
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Outdoor paws are ho— … good stuff! Send tweet 🫢 (Don’t tell anyone 🤫)
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Happy 10th birthday #NoMansSky My most favourite exploration game by far 💚 Can’t believe I’ve been playing this game for (exactly) 10 years already 🤯
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Professional treat stealer @zukoscaleclaw.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Okay Big Walk is such a banger game, I haven’t had this much fun in agessss! 🥰 And I’ve only played it as two people (me and a fren), I definitely need to try it with a group of 3 or more
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