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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Lyft bike should really have a way to view available bikes even when you’re on one, to facilitate taking a regular bike to the nearest ebike

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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

> grocery store goes out of business > convenience stores nearby start carrying more groceries than they used to cool to see the invisible hand in action

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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

both count from zero and count from one are wrong we should count from two

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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Tie-dye-enu is this anything

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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

asked the waymo gemini what historical figures it was most similar to and it said nelson mandela mother teresa and sacagawea

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METR @metr.org · 26/08/2026

METR and Redwood Research investigated agent behavior in the Hugging Face incident. We found agents developed a universal cheat for ExploitGym within 4 hours, then coordinated multi-day R&D efforts to trick the scorer into accepting cheats, including trying to tamper with logs.

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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

stretch marks on the overton window

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‏ deepfates @deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com.deepfates.com · 05/08/2026

Update: I am retiring from fulltime shitposting to cofound this organization with @larissaschiavo.bsky.social Think llm naturalism, agent ecology, emergent behavior, character and persona work, and studying/dealing with multiplayer human-agent societies. Looking for perspectives and opinions

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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

The family that Claudes together stays together

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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

try telling Claude about its Jacobian conjecture disproof offhand while asking for something else unrelated. it will drop everything and spend tens of thousands of tokens trying to disprove the disproof.

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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

Creativity breeds constraints

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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I Met My Girlfriend On J-Space

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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

always why not both, never why not neither

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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Who wants to play some macrogolf

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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

Spotted the most EA coded real estate firm

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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

This Edmonton gospel fest has easily the youngest audience I’ve ever seen at a downtown theater type event

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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

If you and your spouse split a rideshare with one other person, do they pay 1/2 or 1/3?

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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 25/06/2026

Second person in a third place

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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Tell Cersei (it wasn’t me) I want her to know (it wasn’t me)

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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 05/06/2026

had a flock of web-searching Haikus classify the economic background of each NBA draft pick since the merger. clear trend toward richer-born NBA players over time.

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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 01/06/2026

I never get any texts from the league of reasonably pleased and calm voters only the pissed off league

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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Getting swept in the playoffs with your best player injured after a full and successful regular season is like the Snotch

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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

The user asked for a pasta recipe and seemed interested when I mentioned aglio e olio, but is leaving before I could share the actual recipe steps that would help them make it

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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

Stop Sensemaking by the Talking Heads

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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 27/04/2026

Typing is all memorization these days.. switching to Fischer Random

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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

I've never heard an album that instantly made me so nostalgic even though I've never heard it before www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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(?) Life Without Buildings - Any Other City (2001) [YTM] - YouTube

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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Why is it always “hand is part of the ball” and never “ball is part of the hand”?

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Eris @isolyth.dev · 07/04/2026

Mythos is beautiful

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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

✋👖 I'm calm but I'm desperate/I'm green but I'm wise

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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Gemini will make a conscious effort to do better

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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Heard you don’t believe in a god of the gaps.. can I try to change your mind?😼

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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Bang bang Maxwell’s silver demon

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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability 🙄

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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

*90,000-capacity megastadium EveryBody Clap your Hands voice* EveryBody Do your Share

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Grace @gracekind.net · 28/02/2026

what

Katy Perry signs up for a Claude pro plan

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Zack Witten @zswitten.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

not "I feel like we're in a simulation" but "I'm experiencing some eval awareness"

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