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Zane⚡️

@zsparky.bsky.social
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boston - researcher - not serious - swim good

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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I keep seeing headlines that are like “Leviticus: the Heated Rivalry of Horror” and fr what makes it that..? that it’s gay..?
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
First time I was actually kind of excited for a first date in boston after chatting with a dude for days just for him to drop that he was using some other dudes pics like i’m beating the shit out of the air right now
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
bc ppl are weird I often wonder when guys try to proposition me with pictures of a prospective third if the guy in the pics knows that they’re being offered up as a third and now I wonder how many times someone has offered me up as a third without my knowledge
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
The Mummy, Obsession, and now Passenger - the horror genre delivering bangers this year
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
got hit on at the gym by being asked to demonstrate how to use the hip thrust machine
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
how come every time i get a new internet crush they end up being from texas
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Is anyone else familiar with my diva influencer Erica who plates dinner for her husband and daughter on camera every night
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
boston pride being 2 days after I move to boston how does one make plans with no friends
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I don’t know if i’m in the right company here but I could not give less of a fuck about kyle richards
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
1 canadian who somehow found my ig??
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
I have to retake soon now that the back piece is done though
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Went to an advanced showing of Obsession and holy shit what a crazy fucking movie
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Studying this boston gays tik tok drama religiously in preparation for my move to boston
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
got told “the party’s over before it even started” when I said I don’t do poppers. Mind you we were talking about watching real housewives
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
my new lil guy :)
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I love a fun nothing chat with a stranger but men who get on the gay sex app to be like “no gay sex i’m only here for a good convo” be the most incapable people of holding a convo
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Welcome back 100 gecs… open.spotify.com/track/3gsTHX...
open.spotify.com
H0w Sh0uld ! f33l
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
i fear Olivia popped up on my release radar and I legitimately thought Chapel had released a new song
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
it worked :D
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
trauma dumping to this realtor so she’ll give me a break on this lease application
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Meeting people while traveling is so fun like yes that is my husband yes we’re both returning home to places that are 4 time zones apart
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The closing of Hooters everywhere is a national travesty
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
scrolling through earth day nudes in the middle of a las vegas restaurant while pondering the viability of popular incumbent senators in swing states running for president
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Introduced my prospects and have made something akin to a polycule
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
talking to multiple potential roomies while apartment hunting feels like i’m slutting myself out
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
black ink and sweat dripping down my crack
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I think often about how that dude who painted himself green and flashed hole while singing defying gravity actually kind of sang down… like what a talent
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I know it’s been 5 years but i’m still resetting brilliant diamond for my shiny piplup
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
injecting megan on broadway into my veins like
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
My hill is that Rob is actually not a good traitor he’s just being catapulted to victory by a masterfully dense cast
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Streets are calling the Clintons stunt queens again
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
peeling skin from healing back tattoo getting trapped in my ass hair feels like something I should have seen coming but nonetheless am very surprised by
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
See, LA Legault ⚜️ Jan.28th doesn’t even believe me, it’s that absurd
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
I tell anyone who is willing to listen about the random group of women who kept shouting “Heated Rivalry!” at me and dude I was making out with at the club on NYE
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Me today but she’s asking me if I think AI is coming for my job
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
no one warned me that in disappearing from bluesky for a bit that i’d return having to grieve the graveyard of deleted accounts in my dms.. where tf is oomf??
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
i can’t believe they were hiding this one from me.. 2026 anthem everyone get up
open.spotify.com
What It Sounds Like
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
more tattoo progress means I get to treat myself (drive thru taco bell)
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
the zoomed out version is cuter but that’s reserved for cowboy carter apologists and internet crushes
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Progress from today
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
awake and am getting more work done on this sleeve today :))
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
Don’t Call Tonight is the winner on that album imo
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
last week was terrible and unforgiving but tonight we are throwing back an edible, ordering takeout, and watching the traitors finale + reunion
still i rise
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
got political in the family gc and it’s been real quiet
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
he’s the only reason i can smile through another year of no new mystery dungeon
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
we’re getting a season of rhop with no Karen Huger…
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
uber driver told me his 10 year old son make $60K last year live streaming roblox. like wtf am I doing
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
hi this hurts like a bitch can someone volunteer to give it kisses so it heals faster ty
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
i’ve been away processing that i can’t play marvel rivals on my obsolete xbox one s
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Zane⚡️ @zsparky.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
left chicago this morning…
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