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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r

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Basic Mediocre Spouse Bare Minimum Dad Tezos art collector - zsmasher.tez PFP: "Lumïllo of the Pimïni" collection - @BKanizay Banner: Color/style sampled from "Lumïllo" - Me

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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 21/10/2023
I forgot about this place. It just came to me out of the blue.
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 20/09/2023
I thought of you today, bsky.
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 15/09/2023
Hello bsky. I forget about you
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 29/08/2023
blah blah bsky blah blan
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
Hey bsky! I heard you missed me so I'm back! ...What's that...you didn't notice? Ok then...my mistake...
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 19/08/2023
Welfare check... ...yup, still here just not posting much.
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 16/08/2023
been busy & I'm checking if I missed any notifications... ...thank goodness there aren't any
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
Just a random post for no love.
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
1 whole month on Bluesky & no one congratulated me or noticed my special day. I've put in the effort to connect with posts using Ai, cats, haiku, memes, self-deprecating humor, creative writing, trivia, Gifs(jk), Educational/fun facts & mourning the loss of an American treasure. (RIP PWH) So...
a young girl with blonde hair that is pulled into 2 ponytails (1 on each side of their head) and wearing a pink jacket with a confused expression. She is shrugging with hands out palms up as if to say "What the Fuck!" A pencil and papers are on the table in front of them.
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
One of my flaws is that I don't follow through with things until they are compl....
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 04/08/2023
Is it a bad thing that I didn't post for 2 days? Even I didn't want to read what would have been typed.
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
Journal entry - 8/1/23 27 days at bsky high. Finding it difficult to fit in. There are so many cliques, but with which do I belong? Hopefully I will find one or maybe I will just be a loner or start a "no love" club. I thought it would be different when we moved this time.
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 01/08/2023
Do you ever check the "Popular With Friends" feed and think to yourself, I need some different friends? Me neither because I don't have any.
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
Just rewatched The Pee-wee Herman Show filmed at the Roxy. (1981) Paul Reubens had the gift of making people of all ages know it's ok to laugh & be silly. Feeling this one.
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
My posts are so frequently unloved that I should be billed with a "guest star" role on the give 'em love feed -
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 31/07/2023
For the .001% of you that anticipate my daily post & read them, my apologies, I took the day off yesterday. For the 99.099.99% of you that have no idea what I'm talking about & don't read my posts, please don't tell the others I forgot. TIA
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
I write posts just so I can see them on the no love feed.
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 30/07/2023
Why is it that every time I go on bsky, it's like trying to find something you thought you knew where you put it, but somehow, it's misplaced?
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
Day _ _ in hours/per day
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 29/07/2023
Day Michael Jordan #
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
If I were to celebrate the number of days I've been on bsky through song. It would be sung by the pictured singer and have a connection with one of their songs.
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
21 days Thats all. There is nothing further to read. Well, unless you read this part, but don't.
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 26/07/2023
My cat snores. It sounds like a notification. When he sleeps, I can't stop checking my phone.
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
I wish I had more bsky invites. Then I could invite more people that might enjoy my posts. OR Maybe they will receive even less engagement and I can feel better about myself. Win/Win
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 25/07/2023
XX Day If you read that as "adult" or "porn" it's not what you're thinking. Most will recognize this as the Roman numeral for 20...but then again...the Romans knew how to get their freak on. Ignore that first sentence. I kinda like the way you think.
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
#19 is represented as the Sun, in tarot cards. It is said to reflect happiness & contentment, vitality, self-confidence & success! I wanna be the sun.
The Sun (tarot card)
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Happy Sunday to all that celebrate/observe it! Happy day/night time to those who live by no schedule and the days are a blur.
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
My next post will definitely go viral if - A: It's entertaining in any way. 2: I suddenly get to 50k followers. Wait and see...
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Just saw Oppenheimer. I liked it, but I'm not sure how historically accurate it is. Einstein didn't stick his tongue out ONCE.
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
Day 18 on bsky island. No sign of rescue. Food & hydration primarily consist of coconuts which are running low. It has not rained for days. Built a questionable raft from driftwood. It's not ideal, but my only option. Tomorrow's the day. One way or another, this is likely my final entry.
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
So, I have accomplished a few confidence building goals here on bsky. now I am going to reach for the stars! ✨ really. the stars! ⭐🎤 Will you help get @alyankovic.bsky.social to follow me? 🙏 ...I won't be weird about it or anything... 🤪 ...Just to flex. 💪
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
quick question for anyone that might see this... Is GM a thing here or nah?
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vectorz3r0 @vectorz3r0.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
Welcome to #tezos ꜩ
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 22/07/2023
Useless trivia for day 17: The number 17 is the most common randomly selected number between 1 and 20. (MIT & Google say so) #hashtagsarenotathinghere
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 21/07/2023
bsky day 16. At this age, your life experience permits you to finally drive on your own. The freedom of being able to go wherever you want, whenever you want. After you've seen all that the world has to offer, you will likely realize that you were better off at home and drive only when necessary.
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serenebabe @serenebabe.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
do you like getting faves/hearts/likes? give that good feeling to someone who hasn't got many by checking out this feed: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7jjqhixxhj…
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 20/07/2023
15...I am still waiting for my minutes of fame.
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 19/07/2023
Today's word of the day is: fortnight. Ex. - I have been a member of bluesky for a fortnight. For those tuning in, please be advised that there will be no word of the day tomorrow.
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
Add reminder to write a post about my 13th day on bluesky.
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
Day 12 of my bluesky adventures and I think it's time for a laugh... Have you heard the one about the farmer selling 24 dozen eggs?... ...Never mind...that's 2 gross
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TheRunningMan.tez @therunningman.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
🎁 Enter the 'Skeletal Heron' by PapaBearded giveaway in our Discord! This captivating NFT with a haunting poem is waiting to find its new home. Join us and immerse yourself in the eerie beauty of the world of dark art! 💀🔥 discord.gg/DuPPE9gp58
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 16/07/2023
Today is day 11 of my bluesky adventure and I want to share a funny gif with everyone! <Spinal Tap amplifiers go up to eleven.gif> Oh wait...I forgot that...ugh...
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
I asked AI to make me a grocery list of 10 items for a budget of $69 USD. The result: Chicken breasts (2 packs) Ground beef (1 pound) Pasta (2 boxes) Rice (1 bag) Canned tomatoes (2 cans) Frozen vegetables (1 bag) Eggs (1 dozen) Milk (1 gallon) Bread (1 loaf) Apples (6-8 pieces)
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
Captains log Stardate – 101133.05 The inhabitants of planet Bluesky do not seem hostile by nature, but also do not appear to have interest in our arrival. They either ignore our attempts or seem confused about what we are trying to communicate.
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
So, I know that most people will not see or read this, but... ...I can't wait to post about something you won't see or read tomorrow! It's gunna be great...not that you'll know, but really good stuff..
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 14/07/2023
Day 9 of being on the bluesky. If I were a cat who died once every day from singing up, this would be my final post.
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
I'm guessing you need a buncha hearts n stuff to be on the "what's hot" tab... ...for my posts to be visible on the "following" tab, one would hafta follow me (and maybe give me hearts n stuff). Thanks, bluesky for confirming I am neither hot nor popular.
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 13/07/2023
The number 8 walks into a therapists office and says to the doctor I won’t lie down otherwise we will be here forever.
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 12/07/2023
Day Se7en on bluesky.
Se7en Meme
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z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 11/07/2023
Don't worry everyone! I just sent a help request to bluesky support about notifications not working. Hopefully it'll be fixed soon...
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