z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 21/10/2023I forgot about this place. It just came to me out of the blue. 030
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 24/08/2023Hey bsky! I heard you missed me so I'm back! ...What's that...you didn't notice? Ok then...my mistake... 000
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 19/08/2023Welfare check... ...yup, still here just not posting much. 000
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 16/08/2023been busy & I'm checking if I missed any notifications... ...thank goodness there aren't any 000
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 07/08/20231 whole month on Bluesky & no one congratulated me or noticed my special day. I've put in the effort to connect with posts using Ai, cats, haiku, memes, self-deprecating humor, creative writing, trivia, Gifs(jk), Educational/fun facts & mourning the loss of an American treasure. (RIP PWH) So... 210
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 04/08/2023One of my flaws is that I don't follow through with things until they are compl.... 000
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 04/08/2023Is it a bad thing that I didn't post for 2 days? Even I didn't want to read what would have been typed. 000
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 02/08/2023Journal entry - 8/1/23 27 days at bsky high. Finding it difficult to fit in. There are so many cliques, but with which do I belong? Hopefully I will find one or maybe I will just be a loner or start a "no love" club. I thought it would be different when we moved this time. 010
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 01/08/2023Do you ever check the "Popular With Friends" feed and think to yourself, I need some different friends? Me neither because I don't have any. 000
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 31/07/2023Just rewatched The Pee-wee Herman Show filmed at the Roxy. (1981) Paul Reubens had the gift of making people of all ages know it's ok to laugh & be silly. Feeling this one. 010
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 31/07/2023My posts are so frequently unloved that I should be billed with a "guest star" role on the give 'em love feed - 000
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 31/07/2023For the .001% of you that anticipate my daily post & read them, my apologies, I took the day off yesterday. For the 99.099.99% of you that have no idea what I'm talking about & don't read my posts, please don't tell the others I forgot. TIA 000
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 30/07/2023I write posts just so I can see them on the no love feed. 031
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 30/07/2023Why is it that every time I go on bsky, it's like trying to find something you thought you knew where you put it, but somehow, it's misplaced? 000
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 27/07/2023If I were to celebrate the number of days I've been on bsky through song. It would be sung by the pictured singer and have a connection with one of their songs. 010
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 27/07/202321 days Thats all. There is nothing further to read. Well, unless you read this part, but don't. 000
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 26/07/2023My cat snores. It sounds like a notification. When he sleeps, I can't stop checking my phone. 000
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 25/07/2023I wish I had more bsky invites. Then I could invite more people that might enjoy my posts. OR Maybe they will receive even less engagement and I can feel better about myself. Win/Win 000
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 25/07/2023XX Day If you read that as "adult" or "porn" it's not what you're thinking. Most will recognize this as the Roman numeral for 20...but then again...the Romans knew how to get their freak on. Ignore that first sentence. I kinda like the way you think. 000
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 24/07/2023#19 is represented as the Sun, in tarot cards. It is said to reflect happiness & contentment, vitality, self-confidence & success! I wanna be the sun. 000
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 24/07/2023Happy Sunday to all that celebrate/observe it! Happy day/night time to those who live by no schedule and the days are a blur. 000
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 24/07/2023My next post will definitely go viral if - A: It's entertaining in any way. 2: I suddenly get to 50k followers. Wait and see... 000
Reposted by z-s-m-a-s-h-e-rAl Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 24/07/2023Just saw Oppenheimer. I liked it, but I'm not sure how historically accurate it is. Einstein didn't stick his tongue out ONCE. 221947172
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 23/07/2023Day 18 on bsky island. No sign of rescue. Food & hydration primarily consist of coconuts which are running low. It has not rained for days. Built a questionable raft from driftwood. It's not ideal, but my only option. Tomorrow's the day. One way or another, this is likely my final entry. 000
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 23/07/2023So, I have accomplished a few confidence building goals here on bsky. now I am going to reach for the stars! ✨ really. the stars! ⭐🎤 Will you help get @alyankovic.bsky.social to follow me? 🙏 ...I won't be weird about it or anything... 🤪 ...Just to flex. 💪 000
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 23/07/2023quick question for anyone that might see this... Is GM a thing here or nah? 000
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 22/07/2023Useless trivia for day 17: The number 17 is the most common randomly selected number between 1 and 20. (MIT & Google say so) #hashtagsarenotathinghere 000
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 21/07/2023bsky day 16. At this age, your life experience permits you to finally drive on your own. The freedom of being able to go wherever you want, whenever you want. After you've seen all that the world has to offer, you will likely realize that you were better off at home and drive only when necessary. 000
Reposted by z-s-m-a-s-h-e-rserenebabe @serenebabe.bsky.social · 20/07/2023do you like getting faves/hearts/likes? give that good feeling to someone who hasn't got many by checking out this feed: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:7jjqhixxhj… 1135
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 20/07/202315...I am still waiting for my minutes of fame. 020
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 19/07/2023Today's word of the day is: fortnight. Ex. - I have been a member of bluesky for a fortnight. For those tuning in, please be advised that there will be no word of the day tomorrow. 010
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 18/07/2023Add reminder to write a post about my 13th day on bluesky. 000
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 17/07/2023Day 12 of my bluesky adventures and I think it's time for a laugh... Have you heard the one about the farmer selling 24 dozen eggs?... ...Never mind...that's 2 gross 010
Reposted by z-s-m-a-s-h-e-rTheRunningMan.tez @therunningman.bsky.social · 17/07/2023🎁 Enter the 'Skeletal Heron' by PapaBearded giveaway in our Discord! This captivating NFT with a haunting poem is waiting to find its new home. Join us and immerse yourself in the eerie beauty of the world of dark art! 💀🔥 discord.gg/DuPPE9gp58 284
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 16/07/2023Today is day 11 of my bluesky adventure and I want to share a funny gif with everyone! <Spinal Tap amplifiers go up to eleven.gif> Oh wait...I forgot that...ugh... 110
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 15/07/2023I asked AI to make me a grocery list of 10 items for a budget of $69 USD. The result: Chicken breasts (2 packs) Ground beef (1 pound) Pasta (2 boxes) Rice (1 bag) Canned tomatoes (2 cans) Frozen vegetables (1 bag) Eggs (1 dozen) Milk (1 gallon) Bread (1 loaf) Apples (6-8 pieces) 110
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 15/07/2023Captains log Stardate – 101133.05 The inhabitants of planet Bluesky do not seem hostile by nature, but also do not appear to have interest in our arrival. They either ignore our attempts or seem confused about what we are trying to communicate. 210
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 15/07/2023So, I know that most people will not see or read this, but... ...I can't wait to post about something you won't see or read tomorrow! It's gunna be great...not that you'll know, but really good stuff.. 110
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 14/07/2023Day 9 of being on the bluesky. If I were a cat who died once every day from singing up, this would be my final post. 000
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 13/07/2023I'm guessing you need a buncha hearts n stuff to be on the "what's hot" tab... ...for my posts to be visible on the "following" tab, one would hafta follow me (and maybe give me hearts n stuff). Thanks, bluesky for confirming I am neither hot nor popular. 030
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 13/07/2023The number 8 walks into a therapists office and says to the doctor I won’t lie down otherwise we will be here forever. 010
z-s-m-a-s-h-e-r @zsmasher.bsky.social · 11/07/2023Don't worry everyone! I just sent a help request to bluesky support about notifications not working. Hopefully it'll be fixed soon... 010