zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 08/06/2025Every time the temperature here gets above 85 degrees 032
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Can I say something? (It's NEEWW YAWK CITTTYY) 020
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 28/02/2025Watching this makes me feel like I'm losing my mind. I can't shake the thought that we've passed a Rubicon and we're just cooked. 121
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Ringing in March with style (I'm done with February) 000
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Need a reminder of how to deal with Nazis?media.tenor.coma man in a suit and tie is holding a gun in his hand .ALT: a man in a suit and tie is holding a gun in his hand . 000
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Ain't no way he's this dumb. I refuse to believe it. Does he think his childhood pets are still living in a farm in the country too? 000
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Totally normal thing for a democracy to do 000
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Found a non partisan solution to this misnomer issue that we can all get behind 000
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 17/02/2025We just watched A Different Game, Sebastian Stan, I was unfamiliar with your game 🫶 000
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 17/02/2025The dumbest people you can imagine voted for this 000
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 16/02/2025I found the funniest cache of stock images for "mansplaining" 000
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 16/02/2025It's possible that I'll never be able to give up the dystopian hellhole that Twitter's become but I will keep posting things that make me happy here. For instance: my daughter made me this Valentine last week (rescinded after I made her take a bath) 010
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Attempted to make my son funfetti pancakes this morning 000
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 16/02/2025I have a suggestion since we're renaming things 020
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 03/02/2025Just gonna be like this every day for the next four years huh 000
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 03/02/2025My daughter drew this fish for me, then took the picture back so she could add in "his huge poop" love her mind 010
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 04/01/2025"...to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee." (Illustrated by my daughter) 010
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 24/12/2024What a guy can't even give his girlfriend money to buy cafeteria lunch and some spirit wear now??? 020
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 21/12/2024This is Oliver. He's deaf and blind and hangs out at the piano bench for moral support during my son's piano lessons 120
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Coming to this safe space to tell you all that I got locked out of my parking garage when I picked my kids up from a performance and my 5yo's solution was to kick the door repeatedly and then tell into the intercom "I AM A POLICE" 010
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 07/12/2024Important news everybody; I met Oliver and Lola last night 152
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 05/12/2024My daughter drew a courtroom scene for me: "that's you. The judge is mad at you" 050
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 02/12/2024Captain Underpants, by the 5 yo. "they're screaming because he's in underwear. They are scared" 010
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Check out the saddest puppy in the world (no one is giving him pancakes) 000
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Watching "The Boy and the Heron" with my kids and during one scene the characters catch a huge fish and as they reeled the fish up, the 5yo whispered "holy fuck, what a fish" 000
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 29/11/2024A week after I turned 40, I threw my back out because I stepped down a stair in a weird way. Anyways! 010
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 29/11/2024Happy Thanksgiving here's a picture of my parents' fatass cat hiding from my children 020
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 25/11/2024TELL ME WHY MY MOTHER COMMENTED THIS ON MY POST 000
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 25/11/2024We looked at houses today and this one had a fainting couch. Think we need it 010
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 24/11/2024"it's a turkey and I made his food and the poop after he eats the food" (she also included the flies) 120
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 23/11/2024You might even say it's defying gravity. That's what they wanted. 000
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 22/11/2024Captioned by 5yo: "The wolf is coming to eat the bunnies and the mom is MAD" 020
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 21/11/2024Letting her write the captions now: "She's a monster who eats turtle shells. They know but they don't care" 031
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 20/11/2024The point of these things is, and always has been, to drive trans people out of public life. The vast majority of people would have no way to tell what gender the person peeing next to them was assigned at birth. 000
zplerhop.bsky.social @zplerhop.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Right on schedule en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mexican....en.wikipedia.orgMexican Repatriation - Wikipedia 000
