𑁞ꙮꗍ @zozo-posting.bsky.social · 30/03/2026i can’t fall asleep to my own sets because they give me scary dreams 010
𑁞ꙮꗍ @zozo-posting.bsky.social · 06/03/2026everyone needs a place where there is no social taboo against noise 010
𑁞ꙮꗍ @zozo-posting.bsky.social · 08/02/2026see the thing about jokes is that i truly thought this was going to be an all timer but no, and yet i still get people quoting “9/11, which i do condemn” at me 010
𑁞ꙮꗍ @zozo-posting.bsky.social · 28/01/2026lord knows i’m having a bad day when i get the hots for the summoning salt guy’s voice 110
𑁞ꙮꗍ @zozo-posting.bsky.social · 20/01/2026daily affirmations: trump does not know the nuclear codes 020
𑁞ꙮꗍ @zozo-posting.bsky.social · 20/01/2026paying for software is sucker behavior, you can 100% do that thing you are thinking is a counterexample with free software. 010
𑁞ꙮꗍ @zozo-posting.bsky.social · 12/01/2026at some point we need to talk about the male gambling epidemic 020
𑁞ꙮꗍ @zozo-posting.bsky.social · 08/01/2026if the penalty for compliance is death then your best chance to survive is to 020
𑁞ꙮꗍ @zozo-posting.bsky.social · 07/01/2026it is 1992 i am burning industrial music onto a cassette it is 2001 george bush is doing 9/11 it is 2015 i am burning industrial music onto a cassette it is 2026 i am burning industrial music onto a cassette 010
𑁞ꙮꗍ @zozo-posting.bsky.social · 07/01/2026it is 1992 i am burning industrial music onto a cassette it is 2001 i am burning industrial music onto a cassette it is 2015 i am burning industrial music onto a cassette it is 2026 i am burning industrial music onto a cassette 030
𑁞ꙮꗍ @zozo-posting.bsky.social · 06/01/2026yes i’m pretentious and judgy but i do feel bad about it 030
𑁞ꙮꗍ @zozo-posting.bsky.social · 01/01/2026the art of song selection is that the crowd doesn’t notice when they’re dancing to techno 040
𑁞ꙮꗍ @zozo-posting.bsky.social · 05/07/2025happy 4th. as much as i am frightened and disgusted by the direction this country is moving it is also my home. hopefully america can someday live up to its promise that freedom is the universal birthright of humanity. happy 4th. 020
Reposted by 𑁞ꙮꗍ𑁞ꙮꗍ @zozo-posting.bsky.social · 27/12/2024i’ll never be stealth because if I did i would be so cancelled for hating you people 001
𑁞ꙮꗍ @zozo-posting.bsky.social · 22/06/2025it turns out eldrazi is busted in every format u can play it in. onward marches my quest to sign every mountain soap owns 040
𑁞ꙮꗍ @zozo-posting.bsky.social · 22/06/2025the thing about jund is that instead of doing deck bullshit it plays Magic:The Gathering 020
𑁞ꙮꗍ @zozo-posting.bsky.social · 10/06/2025they’ll cancel me for this but don’t post a before & after pic if you were lowkey hotter before 040
𑁞ꙮꗍ @zozo-posting.bsky.social · 28/05/2025not to post about card games but a play pattern that i figured out before everyone else is shocking your own nemesis and with disco becoming a meta choice for 2 months before rotation i just wanna say: i did that first when i made nemesis 020
𑁞ꙮꗍ @zozo-posting.bsky.social · 20/05/2025the next UB should be themed around the stanley cup. GO CANES GO!! 020
𑁞ꙮꗍ @zozo-posting.bsky.social · 17/05/2025uber driver loudly complaining about how bad traffic is like i’m responsible for the fucking weather 000
𑁞ꙮꗍ @zozo-posting.bsky.social · 06/05/2025the thing i need more than anything is for the guy who makes rawdog comics to be cisgendered 000
𑁞ꙮꗍ @zozo-posting.bsky.social · 26/04/2025i think the south city planned parenthood went under. That makes me sad. 130
𑁞ꙮꗍ @zozo-posting.bsky.social · 26/04/2025everyone says i should love my body but they actively avoid having a body like mine. to be fat or s to be gaslit about your body by the people who love you because they know the truth they can literally see it 000
𑁞ꙮꗍ @zozo-posting.bsky.social · 19/04/2025if only there was a way to see this coming… Have fun at BMES everyone : ) www.nsf.gov/executive-or... 010
𑁞ꙮꗍ @zozo-posting.bsky.social · 10/04/2025if the economy crashes then half a million dollars of debt isn’t even real bro 000
𑁞ꙮꗍ @zozo-posting.bsky.social · 10/04/2025I have genuinely great mentors 100% response rate within 5 minutes for LOR with 4 day turnaround 020
𑁞ꙮꗍ @zozo-posting.bsky.social · 07/04/2025thrilled to be just getting through the fucking day for the next 4 years 010
𑁞ꙮꗍ @zozo-posting.bsky.social · 07/04/2025lmao why pump & dump bitcoin when you can do it with the actual real economy? This is why i’m glad to be too dumb to buy stocks 010
𑁞ꙮꗍ @zozo-posting.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Asian American & Pacific Islander is such a fucking incoherent category bro like what class interests do I share with Hmong refugees or dwayne johnson? 020
