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Smellfungus

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🇨🇦Proud Canadian🇨🇦. Treaty one territory. Professional husband. NHL Jets fan. Packers fan. Slava Ukraini🇺🇦. You be you🏳️‍🌈. ELBOWS UP! 🍆🌮🍊🤡

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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Maybe they're made in the lords image
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Old post, Geriatric Joffrey is 80
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Soylent Green is made out of People
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I'm not 100% sure but she could just be an idiot
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You mean the octothorpe?
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
First Google today, thank you
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Ya think?
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I have a new favourite description of Trump
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Pretty sure none of the countries on that list give 2 shits what Americans think about them
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Sounds like the President
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Hahahahaha
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Round?
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Not real.
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Too bad. I was hoping we'd get replacement refs and they could screw Seattle for a change
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Delusional?
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Nice one
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
I think you're correct
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
This just in
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
@status.bsky.app Not working right now in Manitoba
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Correction, he knows some of us (them) are all idiots, and they're useful
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
He's so bright and so patient. Never gets mad just calmly let's them make idiots of themselves.
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Who's "we" you fuckin' sycophant
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Not even 100% of his extended family support him
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Death cheated Chuck Norris
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a man with a beard has the words you are right about that on his face
ALT: a man with a beard has the words you are right about that on his face
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Yeah this is worse. Seriously this big orange idiot has squandered decades of good will in the last year. No one can or will trust the US going forward.
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
That's a damn good reason right there
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
"They're so pathetically desperate for relevance" is the first thing I thought when I saw this and then noticed that you'd made virtually the same comment. LoL
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
It truly is an.....
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a man in a hawaiian outfit is standing in front of a fireplace and says `` i give you my word '' .
ALT: a man in a hawaiian outfit is standing in front of a fireplace and says `` i give you my word '' .
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
But you can make it DHS Secretary
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Perhaps the guy that said it mispoked (sic)?
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
And ignorant, don't forget ignorant.
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I loved your book, not planning on reading that other one
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
That being said, it was still entertaining at the Olympic level. I watched the whole thing which normally wouldn't be the case. Congratulations to your women on the win.
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I'm just not the biggest fan of the women's game. It's very different. Lots of offsides, wrap around goals (not strong enough to get post to post), missed passes, overskated pucks, etc. Junior men's hockey teams trash them during pre tournament practice games. It's a physical thing.
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Way less political sure. More Olympic ideal than straight up USA, USA. The rest of the world is pretty tired of that shit btw.
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Par for the course for this gang of reprobates.
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
The guy on the right, OMG. Did he approve that photo?
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Nope. Most of the supposed biblical restrictions espoused by Christian Nationals are not found in the bible at all unless it's an opinion expressed by Paul who clearly disliked women and was possibly closeted.
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
And this one will be actual hockey
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Steel?
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
$5m would be a record for a documentary so let's hope not. Paid Cine-shills perhaps?
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Uh, friendly face? Really? Punchable maybe.
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a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech and says you 're done
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech and says you 're done
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Consider us bludgeoned. Never felt a thing
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Sadly, American now
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Just a thought, maybe not giving him what he wants every time might be a better strategy
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
They need more events for that ballroom
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Testing, Testing, 1, 2, 3
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Sounds eerily familiar
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Smellfungus @zottc.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
I thought importing cocaine was pardonable up to 400 tonnes. How much we talking about here?
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