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Minuit

@zoroark.ca
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18+ content liked and reposted here. Do not follow if you don't want weird furry shit in your feed. Minors blocked on sight. Canadian Pokéfur, game/nerf/pc geek. pfp by @swizz.uk

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Teeth @sidewaysteeth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Teeth @sidewaysteeth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
jackalope
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 25/09/2026
there is a huge part of my inner computer nerd that wonders why in the fuck apps that we used to use 15-20 years ago have had so many unnecessary non-security updates that serve to do little or no more than add to what the old app needs to run. like bigger file sizes, more memory to run actively.
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 25/09/2026
Grading No Dings, No Dirt Spots, No Scratches Nor Bends No Scuffs, No Water Spots, Silver Stripped Ends No Crimps, No stains, No Fingerprint Smudge No Pringles, No Smears, No Mystery Sludge. If You Can Find This In The Form of a Card, You might get a 9 out of 10 (It's that hard.)
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 30/08/2026
nobody who needs to hear this ever will, but... Motherfuckers, if you ARE a delivery driver for door dash, skip, uber, what the fuck ever. stop parking the order so close to people's front door that they need to crawl out a window not to knock it over.
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 28/08/2026
Not BSky's vibe-code energy rolling 1d1200 to see how many of my old posts and replies need to be reactivated as unseen notifications in my inbox today.
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 24/08/2026
gotta say as a long time pokemon game collector who's considering selling his collection to cover the entirety of his debts, it is truly infuriating what i see people on ebay trying to claim is a "complete in box" copy of anything when it's visibly missing inserts, accessories that were in box...
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 23/08/2026
"shit, it happened!"
a tiny zeraora projected in a pile of OP's clothes.
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 21/08/2026
@swizz.uk new pfp? who dis creatur? :3
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 21/08/2026
what the fuck happened with BSKY that when i popped in on mobile today, it said that my entire notification history was a new notification. literally everything that was posted in reply to me ever was highlighted as new. seriously fuck this claude code bullshit.
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 19/08/2026
mmorpg character name thought. Gnomish Rogue. Microplastics(known for getting into everything/anywhere)
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 13/08/2026
i think it broken.
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Wolf @wolfdetergent.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
bites your snout
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Fermus🔞 @fermusr4.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
absols doing absol thing... plus content from Jan!
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 06/08/2026
God i am so tired of the house of commons just being a place where 70 year old children gather to publically verbally masturbate and clip farm for social media.
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 05/08/2026
You know. I'm not sure how i feel about my father passing away. it's been a while now. 2 days after my birthday. i have only one thing to remember him by. a silver ring that he wore all the time. thing is. i know what kind of ring it is. a Celtic braid ring. He never did get over my mother.
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LaPatte @lapatte.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
He's got that dog in 'em🔥
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TrueScorn (comms closed) @truescorn.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Happy PMD day, scrubs. #pmdday #pmd #pokemonmysterydungeon
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BlueEnergyCat - Commissions soon... @blueenergycat.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
What if Shinx was as small as a mouse? Would it still be a cat? #pokemon #shinx
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 12/07/2026
i feel like everyone's missed the opportunity for ♫Ding Dong the Mitch is Dead♫ in other news buying a cake because i'm an adult and i can eat what i want for dinner.
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 11/07/2026
a poseable midnight form lycanroc figure sat down with a bag of oscar meyer wieners in his lap.
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 26/06/2026
Amazon really needs to stop using AI to recommend shit to me.
the user is searching for a lipo battery disposal device/canister. amazon is recommending an insinkerator garbage disposal unit which would very much cause the exact "house fire" issue that is trying to be prevented.
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Rivo 🔞🍑 @rivossum.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Artwork [C] for Thebigbadbaa!
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 13/06/2026
continuing its trend of making itself less usable by the day, facebook and fb messenger has taken upon itself to add everyone who ever messaged you whether it be friend, passing acquaintance you never added to friends or FB Marketplace contact, to a contact list that it now suggests you message
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 08/06/2026
yay, set complete till they do the other 5 :0
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 06/06/2026
i think I'm just gonna start referring to orange man as Schrodinger's Pedophile.
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 03/06/2026
a diverse forest of alien appearance... well... if you're a couple cm tall i suppose.
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fekaiki @ cms closed @fekaiki.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Hairstyling tutorial gone wrong for Tivadu! #transfur
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 02/06/2026
you know imma be honest, i kinda want to actually get a switch 2. but between the impending price hike, my backlog and the fact i spend most of my time on PC playing season of discovery WoW and warframe.. kinda fuck it? i think i might be done with new nintendo shit.
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 31/05/2026
huh. that bluesky android crash that results from posting then immediately trying to continue scrolling is back.
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 28/05/2026
real talk if anyone in pokemon TCGP has one of these and is willing to part with it i will trade any card i didn't pixelate in the next post in this thread.
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 25/05/2026
there is a small part of me that hopes one day that the pokemon company finally realizes how caked up they made zoroark by default and alters the model to give it a little tail to distract from the booty just a little bit even though i know that the big hair deal was supposed to replace one.
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 21/05/2026
Sodastream, i can't say i believe you.
photo of a label on a soda stream dispenser box claiming that this product was produced by arabs and jews in peace and harmony. ironic given the state of israel right now.
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 20/05/2026
was wondering whybi saw belzebub jacking it in the dumpster behind mcdonalds.
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 18/05/2026
The OP meal from burger king. everything comes in "bundle of sticks" form.
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 17/05/2026
So i found out something was on clearance at work today.
a group of 10 disney's "Stitch" beanie babies tucked into minuit's car's back seat, all held down by seat belts.
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🔞 @ssnsfw.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 13/05/2026
i can't help but every time i read the scientific name for the alaskan timber wolf, i read it like Canis Lupus Accidentalis, like it was just a big clumsy dog.
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 10/05/2026
@pee.pet i think someone meant this for you.
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 08/05/2026
i can put my arms back on, you can't. play safe.
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 05/05/2026
i dunno what she eatin' but good job making sure i never found it. that is ~Healthy~ looking for a house spider.
a common house spider that is about 3 times the size of any other such spider OP has ever seen before.
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 05/05/2026
ngl i do get me the impression that pokemon go has been vibing a little lately.
a cropped screenshot of the pokemon go interface showing a blanked out square where a texture should be.
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 02/05/2026
STG Catsup is the version of ketchup that the only people who use it are actively trying to piss someone off by saying it.
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 30/04/2026
man i ... desperately need to catch up financially. it only really occurs ti me now how far behind i really am and how basically the whole problem is the cost of the car that i literally need to get anywhere with how remote the place i live is.
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 25/04/2026
man fuck this hobby, n's zoroark isn't even a good card and with the price difference between us and JP chase cards it's obvious they are just fleecing the north american collector market.
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 24/04/2026
i see that vibe coding thing doing its work again.
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 24/04/2026
Minuit invites you to come stay warm with him, though he may be a little unkempt when letting it all out. Art by @swizz.uk
A digital drawing by @Swizz.uk of minuit the zoroark, letting his long, fluffy hair free of his band and laying in it, teasing the viewer with a lifted leg and exposed sheath. his expression a soft and pleasant invitation to join him.
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 23/04/2026
i should really sell off a couple of my domains if i'm never gonna use them.
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 19/04/2026
mew~
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Minuit @zoroark.ca · 18/04/2026
zoroark, tied down on his back, vibrator tied to his dick, an overwhelming amount of semen dribbling everywhere. his dom slap him across the ears, dispelling his illusion to reveal his dick was half the size and it was just a little puddle that barely drips off his balls.
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