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If you ever subscribed to a magazine via the Zinio website you should go in and check the status. I just found a subscription I KNOW FOR SURE I cancelled in 2020(!!!) was still autorenewing and I never noticed.

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I love @camtasia.com SnagIt. I've been a user since like 1999. That said...TODAY is the first time that I've updated my version and had to NOT reboot and remap my hotkeys after the upgrade. Kudos for this but jeers for having it take 20+ years to get it right. :-)

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As a techie person it drives me NUTS that large organizations that take payments can take and process my payment on a Monday and send me a confirmation but then somehow STILL send me a "We havent received your payment" email on Wednesday based on data from Monday, before I made my payment. REFRESH!!

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Today was the first time ever that I was surprised I got my ballot. I've never once before in my life had to worry that I might not get to vote. But, that is part of their plan. For them, lack of trust in the government isn't a bug, its a feature.

B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Or throw down an Uno Reverse card at the last seconds and Hegseth catches that lead.

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B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

There’s a big gun range about 4 miles from my house. ICE and the Boarder patrol shooter. Lots of automatic fire today. (Sound up)

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B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I moved my couch and found this. She sat there staring up at her perch for at least 5 mins.

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B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Yes, Eva Marie Saint was a great actor but how is her death, at the age of ONE HUNDRED AND TWO considered 'breaking news' by the NY Times but Trump calling for Iran to kill 10 million americans ISNT?! The term Breaking News no longer has any meaning at all.

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B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I’m shocked the faculty of an ortho clinic had time between their competitive cross fit tournaments to even read this

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B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Everyone deserves to be loved the way some 50ish white dudes love dismissing people that don’t post under their real name as cowards. As if making up a fake name and photo is SO HARD. Lol

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B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“Clavicular rapes children” is literally the Free square on my 2026 bingo card.

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B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Gull, Kingfisher and Cormorant. Cormorant comes up with a fish. #birds

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B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Holy fucking shit. There is just NO WAY that a room of people looked at this and DIDNT see this. This is just intentional.

B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Ordered groceries and then had to watch the driver on the app drive 3 mile circles around my house for 45 mins. How are you a delivery driver in 2026 and you can’t read GPS directions. I finally had to walk down to the street and flag him down

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B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Ordered an Item on Sunday. It promised delivery by Wednesday. On Tuesday they emailed me congratulating themselves on shipping 'early' and proudly announcing I would have it on Thursday. Today, they are again bragging that Im getting it 2 days early when Im really getting it a day late. LOL

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B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

My son got me into birding and then convinced me to buy a spotting scope. Then I found an adaptor that lets me snap my iPhone onto the scope. Here is a mourning dove shot from 500 feet away.

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B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The Fed raising interest rates might actually be the thing that kills him.

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B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The 4th worst thing about the HUGE arms sale to Israel is that they will be paying us with money WE GAVE THEM.

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B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

My wife coaches women on a device that offers bio-feedback via a phone app for teaching women how to do pelvic floor exercises to correct incontinence. The Internet has fun lambasting men for not knowing how womens bodies work but Im here to tell you...a lot of women also dont know either.

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B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

New client is "very security conscious" so it took them 2 weeks to get me an account. Background checks, MFA setup, etc. Then they email me my temp password in plain text, and when I tried to reset it to a new one I get an error. I call and IM NOT ALLOWED TO CHANGE MY PASSWORD FOR A WEEK!

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B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Make a band edible: New Lunch Order

B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I sometimes get knocked down, however, I routinely get back up again. It behooves one to not attempt to keep me down. Please excuse me while I partake of a whiskey drink, a vodka, drink, a lager drink and maybe even a cider drink, during which I will sing songs that remind me of several times.

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B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I love it when clients try to tell me Im wrong about the product I've spent pretty much my entire adult life being an expert with. Client: "Oh those multiline Project-Level fields are all plain text in Project Online" Me: Oh, you mean those fields that have bullet points in bold and italics? :-)

B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

I live in a magical place. I put the Merlin Bird app out my home office window for 30 mins and got: House Finch Redbreasted nuthatch Bewicks Wren Brown Creeper golden crowned kinglet song sparrow pine siskin white throated sparrow American goldfinch Barn swallow northern flicker huttons vireo

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B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If you’ve come here to suggest that AI providing a depressed person Angie’s on how to comity suicide is the fault of the depressed person, I block you

B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I hate it when you can see in Teams or in iMessage that someone has been typing for like 5 mins and then they reply with 4 words.

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B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Dad Joke of the Day I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, we digs. It's not a good poem but it's pretty deep.

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B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The fact that the new toll on SR 167 in Tacoma charges a 100,000 pound heavy haul truck only 3X more than a 300 pound motorcycle just proves that the tolls have NO relationship to the impact a user has on the road itself. @bretthamil.bsky.social

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B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I think the DNC inclination toward harmful levels of self reflection is particularly bad about dealing with the 'why' of DJT and MAGA. If speaking sense about covid or monetary policy or trans people or voting rights 'caused' 50% of the country to freak out the solution is NOT to stop talking...

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B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Customer: I found a Sev 1A Blocking Bug and Im BIIIG MAAADDD!!! If I hold down CTRL and Shift and then quadruple click in the white part of the form the system crashes Me: That's not a bug. That's you being a jerk. Quit it.

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B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Birds on birds on birds!!!! Ridgefield National Wildlife Refuge

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B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Regardless of how you feel about the Clancy situation, it's clear that the judge in the case has a CLEAR opinion and is allowing that opinion to cloud his judgement. That juror should have been dismissed.

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B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Im reading "Flashing Steel" by Masayuki Shimabukuro about the history and practice of Eishin-Ryu Iaido. It's interesting that the waza that start out seated were created during a time when samurai were transitioning to more administrative and diplomatic roles but negociations often turned violent.

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B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

With the help of my teacher I have placed an order for my Iaito. It ships from Kyoto tomorrow. Very excited. #iaido

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As someone that served with guys that lost limbs it is shockingly offensive and disrespectful that he so quickly equated his safe little cosplay, sitting literally 1 foot from pain meds, as being in any way similar to losing a limb in combat.

Pharmacy: your meds are ready Me: (drives 30 mins) Pharmacy: oh, it will be 45 mins to an hour Me: I have to come back tomorrow Pharmacy the next day: oh we put them back because we thought you didn’t any them. They will be ready in 2 days.

There are literally dozens of perfectly valid ways to criticize this woman and even so there will always be some random dude that decides to body shame a woman. Dont be like Mike.

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"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good."

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"Toto, I've a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore."

B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

In a conf call where the CIO of the customer was talking about important changes coming and someone from their side started VERY LOUDLY snoring. LOL

B. Kenn @crashtheschedule.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Fernet is what I imagine shit would taste like if someone lived on nothing but black licorice and Laphroaig scotch for a week. Malort tastes like if you took the liver out of a guy that lived on nothing but Fernet and then cooked it in road tar and despair.