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Zoot Sutra @zootsutra.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Bovino never travels anywhere without a retinue to shield him from angry mobs and reporter's questions. Seriously, it's like a fleet of destroyers escorting a rubber duckie.

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Zoot Sutra @zootsutra.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Quaritch may be a genocidal turdbucket, but he at least had the stones to jump out of a burning gunship without a parachute and go mano-a-mano with a six legged dragon panther.

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Zoot Sutra @zootsutra.bsky.social · 26/07/2025

By which you mean the edema in his calves?

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Zoot Sutra @zootsutra.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

If it's a lightning strike on Mar-a-Lago, I'm in.

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Zoot Sutra @zootsutra.bsky.social · 04/02/2025

Meanwhile, over at Tropicana's head office...

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Zoot Sutra @zootsutra.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

As advertising or as a warning?

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Zoot Sutra @zootsutra.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

The hero we never knew we needed.

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Zoot Sutra @zootsutra.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Don't bother... ...They're here.

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Zoot Sutra @zootsutra.bsky.social · 06/01/2025

His problem was thinking you could still play by the rules and expect the Republicans to respond in kind. He thought the GOP would be reasonable, same as Obama did. He had eight years to observe that Trump has all the self-awareness and impulse control of a leg-humping dog, and planned accordingly.

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Zoot Sutra @zootsutra.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

He thinks life in space is going to be like Gundam UC minus the political conflict. Does he not read history? Colonies never stay colonies for long (and he's living in and benefiting from the biggest example of all time).

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Zoot Sutra @zootsutra.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Oh jeez, they're STILL rolling out the "play nice with the kids who jumped you from behind and stole your lunch money" song and dance. We have to stop giving airtime to these fools who conflate being good with being "nice." Nice is not Good. Nice is not making a fuss so your tormentors will go away.

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Zoot Sutra @zootsutra.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

That's why he made a bid for Wikipedia. They told the truth about him and got up his ass double. Wikipedia of course told him where to stick his offer.

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Zoot Sutra @zootsutra.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

And he was still expected to turn "The Merchant of Venice" at the end of the fiscal month.

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Zoot Sutra @zootsutra.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

What's the difference between a group of midget scientists and a women's track team? One of them is a cunning bunch of runts...

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Zoot Sutra @zootsutra.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a gynecologist? One of them snatches watches...

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Zoot Sutra @zootsutra.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Putin must be bribing Kim with oil and gas, cause he's got fuck-all else to trade with.

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Zoot Sutra @zootsutra.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Eve: the original "Fuck Tha Police" OG.

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Zoot Sutra @zootsutra.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

There's nothing left. The other worm would starve to death!

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Zoot Sutra @zootsutra.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Don't worry, Elon's overstressed little elves are hard at work on the latest style in iron lung machines -- almost guaranteed not to explode!

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Zoot Sutra @zootsutra.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals..." - Agent K

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Zoot Sutra @zootsutra.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Nah, make a bandolier belt to put your Star Wars figures in.

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Zoot Sutra @zootsutra.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

If my mother hadn't had a D&C right after she got married, neither I nor my siblings would even be here.

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Zoot Sutra @zootsutra.bsky.social · 06/12/2024

I thought it was fitting. The Titan looked and performed like something designed by AI.

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Zoot Sutra @zootsutra.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

Well, he probably goes through a fortune in Rustoleum.

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Zoot Sutra @zootsutra.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

How about something like this?

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Zoot Sutra @zootsutra.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Elon should realize that the marketplace is working just as it should. He's now producing a product that fails to meet our needs, so we're taking our business elsewhere. And he calls himself a capitalist.

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Zoot Sutra @zootsutra.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Anyone wanna take one for the team and buy a copy to put up on the net for free?

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Zoot Sutra @zootsutra.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

And how about all those Star Trek/Star Wars/Doctor Who novels? Isn't that just fanfiction for pay? (currently looking for a decent condition copy of "Lando Calrissian and the Mindharp of Sharu")

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Zoot Sutra @zootsutra.bsky.social · 26/11/2024