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Whoever did the godawful build instructions for this crappy Gami wardrobe deserves a pamplemousse shoving right up their moulin rouge

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 14h

Found that you can use CoPilot to do file diffs, as long as you don't mind it saying files are identical, until you point out that they aren't, and then it apologises, and admits a difference, and then you point out another difference, and then it admits it didn't actually look at them before.

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I do like it, I just wish it was green 😁

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Right, fellow Greenlanders. We're here to design the Greenland flag, the flag that will forever represent Greenland. First decision. What colour should it be?

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

That numberplate. Andrew York 03 Duke of York. Lol, pathetic.

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

🎶 I'm pining for the moon And what if there were two Side by side in orbit Around the fairest sun? That bright, tight forever drum Could not describe nightbussin' 🎶

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Oh no, China invades Taiwan? So we have to postpone the midterms?

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Oh no, Russia invades Nato country? So we have to postpone the midterms?

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Oh no, Russian plague? So we have to lockdown? So we have to postpone the midterms?

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

I would like to sue the Sun and Earth if possible though, for all of *gestures* this

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Eeh lad, what's tha doing in Bratfud?

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

So this is what happens when the nerds help the jocks

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I bought this because it was on sale. Now I understand why. I don't believe any human being has enjoyed this.

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I would have thought a guy just saying "I'm a Traitor, absolutely" with no conceivable strategy was a strong giveaway.

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Auto captions get important words completely wrong A LOT, so the actual meaning of sentences is lost, so WHY ARE WE ACCEPTING THIS

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Learning about Alien Life since my copy of Galactic War was published in 1983

Galactic War was a book published in hardback in 1975, and paperback in 1983 by Usborne press. This book has 4 board games in it to play, requiring you to cut out all the pieces and render it worthless on ebay 40 years later.

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Amazing dress sense from robo boss Nick here, channeling early 80s Human League. BBC News - Two-legged Evri delivery robot crashes during UK-first trial - BBC News www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/...

bbc.co.uk

Two-legged Evri delivery robot crashes during UK-first trial

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Only now, on a sinking boat a thousand miles from shore, being harassed by a horny sperm whale, do I embrace socialism

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Deep arcade cuts, that's what I'm here for.

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

In "The Cruel Sea", there was an HMS Custard Tart

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I always thought if I had to name a battleship, HMS Teasmade has a nice ring to it

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Just a reminder that the UK loves tea so much, half the country used to wake up to a Wallace and Grommet type contraption boiling a pint of water and then setting off an alarm 6 inches from their head. shop.swan-brand.co.uk/kettles/retr...

shop.swan-brand.co.uk

Retro Teasmade

Wake up to fresh tea or coffee with this stylish all-in-one maker and alarm clock. Features a 600ml capacity, 850W rapid boil, and charming vintage design.

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Imagine boffing a guy named Sigmund

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

The decent and acceptable face of drone strikes on foreign wedding parties

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Does it belong to Abigail?

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Typing one of these bad boys into my Apple II in 1984

Computer Battlegames, a book full of computer game listings that you could type in to your 8 bit home computer in the early 80s

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just steer clear of my poop deck

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Lol these dorks think that poor people buy their cigs in regular shops.

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Thalha Jubair, 20, and Owen Flowers, 19, were sentenced to five and a half years jail each in 2024 for hacking into Transport for London. So what's Sam Altman going to get for this? www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cv...

bbc.co.uk

Australia launches urgent review after OpenAI program hacks government health portal

Experts believe it's the world's first known AI breach of a government system.

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

If work is getting you down, and you feel you aren't being paid enough, just remember that Vin Diesel got paid 54 million dollars to say "I am Groot" into a microphone a few times.

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This bloke said I was like an AI because I knew some history facts. No mate, this is not like AI, this is just regular I

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Even British blokes in Yorkshire can see that's depressing af

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Reading about the Punic Wars and yeah puns *are* terrible

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Ok, but I am still mad about this. I can't be the only person whose review doesn't even exist according to Amazon. bsky.app/profile/zoot...

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I read some of the books to my kid and they were really bad. He did not deserve the success, it was pure marketing in the age of 5-star amazon review fakery.

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

So, so tired of this stupid dork BBC News - Trump says triumphal arch will be military complex with drones and snipers www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bbc.co.uk

Trump says triumphal arch will be military complex

Trump said the updated plans were at the request of the US military and for national security purposes.

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I also can still access the 2 star review I gave on amazon for The Ice Monster. According to them there are no 1 or 2 star reviews for the book. There is no way to access my review of it, unless you're me, looking at my review history. I

Following the link to the book from my review, it says there are no 2 star reviews

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I don't know how to say it more succinctly. The proponents of crypto currency are supporting industrial-level global money laundering, because that is its primary utility.

static.klipy.com

Jbone666: The Secret Ingredient Is Crime

Alt: The Secret Ingredient Is Crime

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Oh, your replies are turned off for followers too? Cool, you want to broadcast. Do it without me.

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I mean it's the social contract that's borked, isn't it really? We learned it when we were tiny; obey the rules, study hard, work hard, and you get your suburban dream. And it just isn't true anymore, so human beings just go off the rails.

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

No the problem isn't men who have more money than entire countries, it's high taxes and brown people.

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Telling people I'm an anarchist, and pronouncing the "ch" as in "chair"

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

As a parent who grew up on Roald Dahl and had to read a few gifted Walliams books to my child, good riddance. Absolute phoned-in, knocked-off crap.

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Jimmy Zed @zootius.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I still think we didn't really need to have Ras el Hanout in Batman

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