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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

He’s not good enough to be H-B. He’s more a licensed Harvey cartoon character like Baby Huey

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

GOP now wants to know: Was Sherman ever at a Hawks game

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The dead Marines at Belleau Wood are relieved that Trump has finally found an alternative to flying in a helicopter during bad weather.

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

AI financing strikes me as very Crédit Mobilier/railroad.

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

“How many Frenchmen can’t be wrong?” Groucho did the line of questioning much better than that ancient comedian / senator.

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It’s a Guillotine™ only if it’s from the Reign of Terror in France. Otherwise it’s just a sparkling tine.

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My worst fear is that shooting the so-called “drug smugglers boats” is just a warmup to shooting and sinking climate migrants in the open seas.

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Somebody should tell Trump about LBJ’s bathroom meetings. I want this Cabinet to suffer the same fate. “Outstanding BM, sir. No President has ever been so full of feces.”

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

And 20k CBP agents , 13k FBI, National Guard in DC and perhaps in states with GOP govs…plenty of sheriffs willing to jump on board. Not every location needs intimidation,only blue, black, and brown ones.we had bomb threats in PA in the last election which meant local cops could be used. Think big!

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

So, this is what Trump has in mind for our mid-terms, right?

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

IIRC the dialogue was “John, I’m the Pope” “Oh, sorry. Pope, I have a computer problem”. 😂

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

“Wild Bill” Donovan, later the “founding father of the CIA”, was given the Medal of Honor for his actions IN RETREAT when he had to pull the 69th out of the killing fields to save the troops. But MacArthur told his superiors he was willing to sacrifice ALL his own men in a vainglorious attack

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

This book explores how MacArthur was an idiot and glory-seeker from the very beginning. He wanted his troops to charge up a mountain with bayonets at midnight. My grandmother’s cousin, a member of the Fighting 69th, was slaughtered because MacArthur’s unit was out of position when the 69th attacked

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

PA Supreme Court, not SCOTUS We have retention elections for those judges. He sent out mailers opposing the incumbents. Complaints have been filed about violations of campaign finance law but PA enforcement/punishment of such violations is mild at best. Sadly it won’t shut him up even if he loses

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The only tournament he played in that wasn’t on a course he owned was the one where he “met” Stormy Daniels. He finished 52nd

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I like that he doesn’t know that near-great Cleveland (D) won back the White House by running against the average (then-Congressman) McKinley (R) tariffs of 1890 Of course he probably admires how Grover skated past the sex scandals

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Alice Roosevelt Longworth said it about her father Teddy Roosevelt

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

It’s only a Guillotine if it comes from the Reign of Terror in France. Otherwise it’s just a sparkling tine.

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

I believe the architectural term for the Trump bump is “flying buttress”

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Just like the Judean People’s Front. Splitters

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

And remember to read the pointer’s warning label: DO NOT LOOK INTO APERTURE WITH REMAINING EYE

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Sh*t went downhill after Alfonso the Magnanimous NGL

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I should have included photo credit : Richard Avedon

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Rarely do people remember that he starred as Estragon in the American premiere of Waiting for Godot, and he, more than anyone, was responsible for the success of this most difficult role and show. He understood the British music hall rhythms of the text from his vaudeville days. A tour de force

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Are those naked boobies on the statue? Shouldn’t Blanche cover them up with curtains like Ashcroft did? Think of the children!

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

It’s only a Guillotine if it comes from the Reign of Terror in France. Otherwise it’s just a sparkling tine.

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

There’s presidential precedent.

Jefferson Davis portrayed in women’s clothing

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

If China is the enemy, why are American farmers feeding them? Instead of growing soybeans for export how about growing stuff so we don’t have to import food?

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Happy Resignation Day, to all who celebrate.

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

It’s only a Guillotine if it comes from the Reign of Terror in France. Otherwise it’s just a sparkling tine.

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

I worked a major concert venue for decades. By far the country crowds were the drunkest and most violent.

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Zeno’s deal. We’re halfway there. Every day.

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Does the football follow him into the can all the time? What’s the toilet protocol

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Zoot Damnit ❌👑 @zootdamnit.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

My name is Ozymandias, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair Of the 4 hour runtime

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