Washington, D.C. - After seven months of hostilities at a cost to taxpayers of billions of dollars, President Trump is now using his bully pulpit to call for an end to the war in Iran."This war has co...

Washington, D.C. - Backed by emerging research from the Department of Health and Human Services and a keen focus on his America first agenda, President Trump has signed an executive order that changes...

Gainesville, FL - The American College of Pediatricians (ACPeds), a national organization of pediatricians and other healthcare professionals dedicated to the health and well-being of some children, h...

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Two U.S. painters have qualified for the Paris games - Winthrop Alabaster IV (AlaBlaster) and Cordelia Sinclair (Brush Bitch) - and two spots remain.Paris - For the first time in history, the Paris Ga...

Washington, D.C. - The FDA issued a warning today over certain food products sold in the United States potentially being contaminated with evil, some of which may be pure and fully concentrated."We can't say for certain which products may have been contaminated," acting FDA Commissioner Kyle Diamantas explained. "The office that handled this kind of thing was shut down last year. But what I can tell you is that, potentially, there could be some kind of food sold somewhere, or in multiple regions

Nashville, TN - According to a recent study near Vanderbilt, an increasing number of new parents are using social media for inspiration when it comes to choosing a name for their babies."These are you...

Hollywood, CA - Hot off of the success of Obsession, the surprise blockbuster released earlier this yeawr that has grossed more than $500 million on a $750,000 budget, American filmmaker Curry Barker has revealed plans for a survival thriller film based on Jessica McClure, popularized as "Baby Jessica", and the events surrounding her becoming trapped in a well on October 14, 1987."I was so terrified when I learned about what happened to that little baby in the well," Barker explained. "The claus

Atlanta, GA - A newly published CDC study on the sexual habits of adolescents comes as a bit of good news in these uncertain times. Though millions of adults continue to face hardships related to the ...

Sedona, AZ - Researchers at Vortex BioNutraceuticals (formerly the Scientific Institute for Superfood Science) in Sedona have announced the discovery of a new generation of highly evolved superfoods t...

Studio City, CA - Hallmark Channel, the American cable television network owned by the Hallmark Cards subsidiary Hallmark Media, has announced plans for a complete transition to AI-generated movies an...