Zoocher @zoocher.bsky.social · 18/06/2025an artist that starts off every song with "one two" but in a different language every song 000
Zoocher @zoocher.bsky.social · 18/06/2025his business only advertised on the back of harris teeter receipts 000
Zoocher @zoocher.bsky.social · 17/06/2025saw someone walking their dog outside. likely place for a dog to be walking. 000
Zoocher @zoocher.bsky.social · 03/06/2025omw to bother everyone (i'm just sending my friends texts once every few days. they're not bothered) 000
Zoocher @zoocher.bsky.social · 17/05/2025i haven't heard about a single song of the summer this summer. sad. 130
Zoocher @zoocher.bsky.social · 16/05/2025no one sets a bucket filled with water trap like they used to 010
Zoocher @zoocher.bsky.social · 15/05/2025i haven't eaten food in 3 years. why does my stomach hurt. 100
Zoocher @zoocher.bsky.social · 15/05/2025gullible was written on the ceiling again and i, once again, read it. 000
Zoocher @zoocher.bsky.social · 13/05/2025my ops (my minecraft server admins) are at it again (they're being good admins) 000
Zoocher @zoocher.bsky.social · 12/05/2025buying storage units to flip them are going to be the next big thing within the next 6 months. i believe it. 010
Zoocher @zoocher.bsky.social · 10/05/2025my favorite bit on dating apps rn is telling people "you look like you could file your taxes" 000
Zoocher @zoocher.bsky.social · 06/05/2025searching for a new place and god do i wish google reviews were consistent. will i be the one to make the review? no. never. will i be the one to complain about the lack of reviews? yes. always and forever. 010
Zoocher @zoocher.bsky.social · 05/05/2025coworker, age of my dad, said ttyl to me in slack. maybe corporate america isn't as scary as I thought 000
Zoocher @zoocher.bsky.social · 04/05/2025things i've realized in this life: 1. nobody's perfect 2. I gotta work it 3. again and again til I get it right 020
Zoocher @zoocher.bsky.social · 02/05/2025greek yogurt would be so good if it wasn't greek yogurt and was actually just pizza 010
Zoocher @zoocher.bsky.social · 01/05/2025another day, another time where i remember my student number from elementary school 000
Zoocher @zoocher.bsky.social · 01/05/2025"blessed at the thrift" dog you just found a sweat stained nike shirt that would have been in the old navy clearance bin. chill out. 010
Zoocher @zoocher.bsky.social · 01/05/2025working at an IKEA in the gnomes department. hoping to see a chess piece shaped like a parabola. 010
Zoocher @zoocher.bsky.social · 01/05/2025off that $35 bagel bite trying to get lost in a madagascar 2 soundtrack with notes of skrillex in the left ear. 000
Zoocher @zoocher.bsky.social · 30/04/2025slap a ps1 logo onto something and it's cool and epic retro i can't wait until 2 decades from now when people do that with the tiktok logo. 000
Zoocher @zoocher.bsky.social · 30/04/2025when my friend "Na Sigh", who knows mend magic, needs a task: "go mend Na Sigh" 000
Zoocher @zoocher.bsky.social · 29/04/2025last time i ordered chicken lo mein it was 90% noodles. this time it is 90% onion + chicken. i miss the noodle days of yore... 000
Zoocher @zoocher.bsky.social · 29/04/2025idk about y'all, having an ominous, potentially haunted, suit of armor loom over my guests is one of my goals in life 120
Zoocher @zoocher.bsky.social · 29/04/2025score higher than me on a test: you're a nerd score lower than me on a test: you're an idiot score same score as me on a test: you're just like me fr 020
Zoocher @zoocher.bsky.social · 28/04/2025god help me tomorrow morning when he figures out all i did was eat oranges and stim out instead of work 100
Zoocher @zoocher.bsky.social · 28/04/2025just another look into my deep and twisted mind... sorry.... 000
Zoocher @zoocher.bsky.social · 28/04/2025M.A.A.D. city but now it's "every time i'm in the street I hear gyatt gyatt gyatt gyatt gyatt." 100
Zoocher @zoocher.bsky.social · 28/04/2025the amount of times this past week i've had to relisten to 'doin your mom' by ray william johnson to stop an adhd stim is embarrassing. 010
Zoocher @zoocher.bsky.social · 27/04/2025i move my clean clothes pile between my bed and my chair just like everyone else does 010
Zoocher @zoocher.bsky.social · 23/04/2025the anime major is so good but even anime can't get me to like baseball. 000
