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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭

@zonule.bsky.social
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Hate money love dirt he/him

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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Mac from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia explaining “I’m playing both sides, so that I always come out on top.”
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Guy who spends untold billions to manufacture unnecessary human suffering:
Tweet from Elon musk complaining that money can’t buy happiness
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
I just think they should have been live action
tobias funke in blue paint
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
TWO salutes?
Dennis from It's Always Sunny asking "TWO wars?"
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Same syntax "Did you know you have a stack of money waiting for angels to bring to you from heaven?"
Liz Lemon from 30 Rock saying "I want to go to there"
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Frame from the popular vine (?) of a young girl pointing to a field of geese and saying “Look at all those chickens”
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Meme of Megamind's face from a high angle with the text "No Interest?" at the top. Megamind is making a face with an exaggerated frown and raised eyebrows, in what looks like a feigned expression of sympathy
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
Colour photo of Hiroshima after the Americans nuked it. There are a couple buildings’ foundations still standing but everything else is completely flattened
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Por qué no los dos?
Painting of the story of King Solomon in which he proposes bisecting a baby in order to settle a dispute between two women claiming to be its mother
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
Easiest way to spot a tankie:
Woman in a pink tank top
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Officer Down meme but I have masterfully replaced the "Officer" with "F/A-18 Super Hornet" in comic sans.
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Oh here is is lol. Literally just a joke thread about the human stress response. But does contain one actionable tip for lying still and clenching all your muscles
Screenshot of a tumblr thread. Deals with what I wrote about in the previous skeets
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
your own...personal...(vicar of) jesus
Photo of Cardinal Pierbattista Pizzaballa
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
New York you don't have to do this to yourself.
twitter screenshot from before Cuomo got pushed out of office for being a corrupt sex pest. He posted a picture of his family eating Sunday dinner and Jennifer Rubin replies:
" The boyfriend" looks nice and the girls seem to have eatch their spaghetti and meat balls!
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
you already know what we want
gif of Luigi (from mario) dressed as the pope. Sorry I couldn't find a jpeg
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Macro of a quote from Herman Melville's Bartleby the Scrivener, "I would prefer not to" over a background of a mountain silhouetted by twilight.
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 30/03/2025
Here he is with then-PM Yatsenyuk and McCain in December 2013
U.S. Senator John McCain, right, meets Ukrainian opposition leaders Arseniy Yatsenyuk, left, and Oleh Tyahnybok in Kiev, Ukraine, Saturday, Dec. 14, 2013
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Something like this lol
Stock photo of a man in chef's whites biting into a raw steak while smiling at the camera and giving a thumbs up
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
I was booing the US as a whole
Hans Moleman from the Simpsons, in the meme-famous scene where he says the line (Bart) "I was saying Boo-urns"
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
ACAB includes the tone police
Skeet screenshot by mrsmissouri.bsky.social demanding Chad focus criticism on the fascists. She has an AI image as her profile
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Bart Simpson saying "What an odd thing to say"
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Selina Meyer from Veep laughing nervously and asking "What the fuck?"
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Promotional poster for the Netflix comedy Medical Police. The two stars are dressed as doctors and pointing guns.
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Stealing from work
Don Draper wearing a tan suit and a shit-eating grin, holding a FULL glass of Canadian Club up to his smug mouth
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Cleo decided to stand directly on top of me to look for Mum out the window
Extreme closeup of Cleo’s big snout from belowPhoto from below of a white husky mix looking worriedly off into the distance on a dark winter evening
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Name a non-LOTR character that could resist the one ring.
George Michael Bluth from Arrested Development, making a phone call while inside the banana stand.
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
I wonder if the World’s Most Moral Army agrees with you
A collection of screenshots of quotes from Israeli leaders calling Palestinians "animals" and calling for "wip[ing] out their families, their mothers and their children"
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I'm a spaghetti policy wonk as well
Charlie from It's Alway Sunny in Philadelphia eating spaghetti out of a ziploc bag while standing in some public establishment. He is asking someone offscreen "What is your spaghetti policy here?"
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
A collection of screenshots of quotes from Israeli leaders calling Palestinians "animals" and calling for "wip[ing] out their families, their mothers and their children"
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
This person was your employee at the time they publicly wished murder on multiple people. You did nothing about it.
Screenshot of a tweet from 2016 by Mother Jones magazine contributor Ben Dreyfuss that reads: "I hope @crushingbott @boring_as_heck @kimplesimple and et al all get murdered in random range violence."
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
stfu lib
meme of an angler fish labelling the lure as "dogshit take" and the fish's gaping maw as "the demon who feeds on wasted time"
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
DNC:
the meme of captain america looking like joe biden and saying "no, i don't think i will"
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
I have so much smoke for Justin it's physically uncomfortable actually fuck this here's a reminder of this worm's credentials
Justin Trudeau in full blackface and a white turban, sticking his tongue out
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Tell me what this number represents. Quickly
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
Solidarity to everyone who is now threatened by American fascism. It's going to be really, really bad for a long time. My fellow white people have embraced the false consciousness of white supremacy emphatically, as they always do. All I can say is that I am more comitted than ever to fighting ...
Photograph of the painting Angelus Novus by Paul Klee depicting an angel with its wings outstretched, being blown backwards by the winds of history and forced to watch the unfolding catastrophe
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Naming video games is my passion
A screengrab I took of a game listing from the Good Old Games storefront. The game is called - and I shit you not - "Forsaken Kin"
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 24/05/2024
You'd be hard-pressed to find a Reboot character who isn't imo
Megabyte from Reboot looking cute and evil
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 06/05/2024
sinfluencer
Lucifer falling from heaven as depicted in the illustration to Milton's "Paradise Lost"
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 29/04/2024
Imagine wanting to protest lawfully
Principal Skinner from The Simpsons looking down his nose, saying, "Pathetic."
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 20/04/2024
David Mitchell closeup from a comedy sketch in which he portrays a Nazi officer just coming to terms with the fact that he's on the wrong side. It is the source of the viral quote "Ar we the baddies?".
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 14/04/2024
Every frame is perfect
Betty Francis watching Sally Draper embarrass her at Thanksgiving dinner
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 11/04/2024
Guys only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting
The Erasmus
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 08/04/2024
could be worse
Boris Johnson's head in front of the sun a la the baby from teletubbies
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 09/03/2024
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 13/10/2023
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
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clasm 🇵🇸 ☭ @zonule.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.
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