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Carlos

@zoneofcarlos.bsky.social
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🇪🇸Home is Barcelona 🇩🇪Ex-Berliner + 🗽Lifelong New Yorker Samantha Jones fan club President

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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Back to the Following tab I go instead of For You. I was legit missing the posts of everyone I followed (including all your n*des 🥲)
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I thought doing lower body each week meant being less sore. But the opposite is happening. So much pain 😭🍑
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
These micro drama ads are getting out of control
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Any mutuals want to connect on Hevy? It’s lonely over there 🥹 (I’m bad about taking photos tho bc I’m not allowed to in my gym haha) hevy.com/user/carlos_...
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Absolutely love Insta giving me these dumb ad breaks bc I want “less personalized ads” 🤡
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
People still doing hotel room tours on insta? 🥴
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Is the new Game of Thrones show good? Looks kind of boring 😬
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
I showed my (straight) trainer what I needed to look like in a jockstrap this summer and he said “let’s do it” 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↔️
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
The urge to post coc* never goes away 🥵
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Respectfully
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
This is so damn messy 🥤🍿
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
God I love this damn show 😍
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
I really can’t get into Threads. Something about it feels cringe and I can’t explain it. I think it’s people who weren’t funny enough for Twitter.
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
The season premiere of Industry was absolute chef’s kiss 😍
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
L O L to the straight people commenting on this reel
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Joined Hevy and now need to add mutuals. Also is it worth paying for?
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
The nightly struggle of whether I go to the gym in the morning or at night after work. At this point I just don’t think I’m a morning person 😭
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
Wow gays are really running these cottage references into the ground huh? 🥴
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
It’s Three Kings day here in BCN and I have the day off. Really milking whatever I can from Christmas break 🙊
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
The power of Shakira law in full effect
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
Annual insta purge of people I didn’t know existed ✂️😊
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
lol to all these people who think they’re the main character and post a damn novel about their past year. Dayum.
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Hope you all enjoyed. That’s a wrap on 2025. More to come next year! 🥂🫶🏽😍
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Want to gift this but also get one for myself? All roles are out the window in 2026.
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
Finished ‘Heated Rivalry’. 10/10. No notes. Shed a few tears in the finale.
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
This coming out scene in stranger things is so cringe 😭🥴 not sure how to explain it but it felt so off
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Keep getting ads for Hyrox training. Have no idea what it is but I feel like everyone is doing it. It’s like CrossFit but not really?
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
I just spent 15 min scrolling through bulges on Instagram (thanks algorithm). How’s your Christmas going? 🎄
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 22/12/2025
Okay finally about to start Heated Rivalry. Thanks pop culture universe for your patience 😭
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
The thrill of posting for #fcf never gets old (even if I delete it 20 min later 😛)
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I was about to buy tix for Avatar but I legit can’t imagine sitting in the theater for 3.5 hours when I’m not excited about a movie 😵‍💫 someone tell me how it is haha
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Whoa. Not sure what to think but maybe this will get more people to watch!
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
I randomly posted my foot pic in the other app and woke up to madness 💀I need to start monetising
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Can we make this happen? I’ll go first.
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Trading in Berlin darkness for sun in Barcelona was probably one of the best decisions ever. At this point I’d already have the worst winter blues 🥹
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
I could stare at my train all day though I should probably be working 😭
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
People who post “nobody wants to see your wrapped” are on a very strange high horse.
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Always wondering how raunchy I can get on here on main 👀🫣
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Post-work cruising bar is exhausting 😴
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
Let’s start an over 30 thread (while I’m still eligible) 🤭 39 😝
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Sorry you all missed seeing my c**k but not all things are meant to be permanent 😂
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Happy Thanksgiving, friends ❤️
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
We’ll never get private profiles here will we? I have things I need to post 😭
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
What did people hate about Wicked For Good? It was fine/nice time.
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Show me your morning wood; want to make sure you’re going to be okay 🥹
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
Lifetime promoter of Sex and the City (even in Ibiza) 😆
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
I feel so bad when people message me on insta who I unfollowed ages ago. I always feel compelled to answer them 😩
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Thankful for my weekly spin class. Legit revitalizes me 😍
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Big surge in “Hey! It’s been a while! I’m actually visiting Barcelona [insert month]!” messages”. Legit people I rarely talk to 🥴
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Carlos @zoneofcarlos.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Isn’t this already a thing? Huh?
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