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ZombieSalus

@zombiesalus.bsky.social
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The storm?
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
You can say this about the entire older catalog. Science, Fungus, etc
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
I do miss some good ole RATM
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Christmas Elf Powerpuff Girls repost and rework from @cubby-ai.bsky.social's OC. #FanartFriday #AIart #AI画像 #stablediffusion #aiイラスト #ai #cubbyai
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
The fog is making everything look super creepy tonight. Perfect for Christmas Eve.
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
I saw a Rooster attack a Hawk today and my brain didn't go "Oh my God!", or allow me to freak out at all. No, my brain goes immediately into: "You've seen Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for Cock on a Hawk." 🤦🏻
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
"Which people" ? I'm more concerned about "Which Machines"..
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Or, Hear me out, He could just die. Natural causes, of course.
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
I moved from Florida. This is bullshit. " Feels like 0° "....
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
When you stand up, or while standing up? Two different approaches, during the act of standing from a sitting position does activate certain muscle groups that would make the passing of gas "easier". But it would seem a much harder task once fully erect.
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
This diaper wearing, walker using, elder-pedo needs to be taken out.
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
My new job is boring AF so far. 90% online training, 5% driving, 5% walking around hitting stuff with a hammer...
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
I keep putting my protagonists in institutions after they fail to overcome various evils, such as corporations or corrupt governments. 🤷🏻
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
≠
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Queue the next outbreak and face coverings will be required.
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
They haven't won yet.
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Baby Got a Temper!
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
At work they have the oldies station on an actual radio playing everyday. Today I caught Fallout Boy and Smashing Pumpkins.
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
You pointy eared bastard... #startrek #star #kirk #Spock #graffiti #vandalism #gun #surprise
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Holy shit, she looks like Charlie Kirk! 🤣
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Wait, different countries also have mutant ninja turtles and we're just more finding out about them?
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
That box is a single serving.
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I think him dying would be the best thing for everyone.
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
No avocado? I mean it sounds really good, but c'mon.
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Wait, what?
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I use the abbreviation"NGL" myself, so it's funnier to me than it should be. But every single time I see it, my brain goes: Niggle!
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Except for that ending. I hate having music blaring, that song comes on, everyone's still vibing and then that end hits... 😖
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
He's about to knock that bowl right off the table. Every parent can see that coming.
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
We all know Octopuses are really from another planet.
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I just cannot justify spending a couple hundy on a new keyboard. Got my last one free from a sponsor and it isn't the best build quality, but it works with zero issues and feels good to type on. Nice and clicky.
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
I met the mother of one of the kids' friends and during our very first interaction she goes "I'm so white the air is spicy"... We weren't even talking about food or anything you could consume. 🤔
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Lucky Mammon.
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Starting at a new job in the morning. Was at the last place almost a decade. Not sure if I remember how to be the new guy.
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
As long as you're not one of those mustard-based BBQ people. 🤷🏻
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Ew.
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
You can make your own, and obviously this wasn't a Christmas Dinner suggestion, but just an idea if you wanna try something new.
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
If there's an employee who has the urge, they can put them aside and buy them all themselves. Management dgaf.
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
This is going to sound weird but hear me out: Last trip thru Tennessee I stopped in Memphis and had BBQ Spaghetti. It's spaghetti (duh) but with BBQ sauce and pulled pork. Oh my glob that waitress was right, it was amazing.
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
Probably a dual chamber case, so behind the mobo along with all the cables.
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
If stepping on babies helps, then you keep right on stepping.
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
That's exactly what their support team told me when I complained about an issue with sizing and where the selection buttons to add an image, gif, etc were rendering. "Use the Web browser instead"... I shot back suggesting they forward the issue to the development team to actually fix. No response.
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
You see that Japanese company that is forcing artists to draw during their interview to prove they aren't just using AI?
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
You can make StoveTop with a microwave, technically. Since you don't have to actually cook it, you could put it into a large enough mug and just add "boiled" water; microwave, stove, kettle, whatever method (and butter), cover and let it steam. Just like CupNoodles.
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
My PC is from like 2018, GeForce 1060 in that thing and I don't have this issue. As long as I'm not doing anything stupid like running Ultra settings on something, I can Tab out and back into fullscreen games with only a slight stutter.
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I thought that was a RATM song?
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
It isn't "wrapped up like a douche" ?
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
And cheese will stick with you when you're constipated.
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
"...," she says to people with a stutter.
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
I can barely make it to town in 15 mins with good and no "traffic" (read: tractors puting along)... I miss civilisation.
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ZombieSalus @zombiesalus.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Parts were really good. Parts seemed like they were rushed.
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