AFTER ALL THIS TIME, I’VE FINALLY CONVINCED HER TO TRY ONE OF MY GAMES. YEARS- NAY, DECADES- OF REJECTING MY INVITES, HIDING BEHIND A DEFIANT CLAIM THAT SHE DOESN’T PLAY VIDEO GAMES WHILE HARBORING A LOVE FOR GTA AND HER OLD N64… THE VALLEY SPARES NO ONE, BUT NEITHER WILL YOU… LEAD ON, SISTER DEAR!