Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I get such concert fomo when I’m too poor to see the artists I love. I should’ve done Riot Fest Day 3. Please tour again, Alanis! 000
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Pet sitting in Lincoln Park… I’m not built for the east side of town. 000
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m actually incapable of being still. Two seconds from busting out the crutches so I can go to the book store. 100
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026How am I supposed to get back in the gym and be hot when I’m out here rolling ankles?!? 120
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I need more theme park gays in my life. I have extra bring-a-friend tickets for Six Flags Great America. All the people I go with have their own season passes. Lol 000
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Barely went to the gym all summer bc I’ve been working on my Fall/Winter cuddle body. Very ready for blankets, hot beverages and watching Over the Garden Wall. HMU lol 2291
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Made dry erase paddles for DWTS. Honestly, the rest of my work day has been a bust. 110
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I love living on the west side of Chicago exactly 20% of the time. 000
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Any DWTS people on here? Or am I screaming into a void?!? 100
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Maybe he’s born with it… maybe there’s a stye in his eye. 050
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Okay— but what hottie do yall imagine when reading Dungeon Crawler Carl? I’m kinda seeing Patrick Schwarzenegger. 161
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Didn’t want to go to the gym this morning but then I took this picture and said, “you better do it”. Lol 171
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Countdown to my birthday. 5 days out. Books make great gifts. lol 0110
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Who has read The 7 1/2 deaths of Evelyn Hardcastle and is willing to come over and explain it to me like I’m 5? 161
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Book #29. What a trip. Hate the MC but also she is kinda cunty in the best way. lol 230
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 31/05/2026It’s hard to get a nice tan going when you’re as hairy as me. 1130
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 04/05/2026Not pictured… the bottomless mimosas I consumed before going to this museum exhibit. 030
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 01/03/2026I swear. I only want a boyfriend on the weekends. That’s when I get sad and lonely. 040
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Need to get in shape again so I can read performatively on the beach again this summer. 1180
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 01/12/2025Is it still called bulking if it was by accident and it was just me overeating at Thanksgiving? 0280
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 29/10/2025Go find yourself a cute reading spot before Fall is over! 🍂🍁 1130
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Reading A Little Life. This book really has people split into two camps. Love or Hate it. 050
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 27/08/2025I haven’t seen any of the show. But as a reader of TSITP I fully hated what Jenny Han did to Jeremiah’s character. He and Belly are victims of poor timing. But when you actually evaluate their relationship and how they show up for one another (without jealousy) i think it is clear that he’s the one 110
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 13/08/2025Got the delivered notification while at work in the middle of torrential downpours. RIP. 1190
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 11/08/2025Not feeling well so I stayed home to read my little book. Pictured: The Adventures of Amina Al-Sirafi// Shannon Chakraborty 1642
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 28/07/2025Sad, tired and stressed. Fuck Monday. Or did Monday fuck me? 1121
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 13/07/202550 pages left and wondering why this isn’t higher on people’s Sager rankings. 0141
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 28/06/2025Four hours at the beach with a book? Yes, please. Book: The Ruins// Scott Smith 0120
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 17/05/2025Finished this today! I’m ready for the new Broadway production! ❤️ 1222
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 11/04/202530 pages of spice in this book got me wanting to act up! Book in question— The Prospects by KT Hoffman. 🥵 2441
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 04/03/2025200+ pages in and finally something juicy. But it’s one bed trope. And that one bed is actually one small futuristic tent. lol 1211
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 03/03/2025170 pages in and it’s been a lot of circuitous political speak. I don’t mind a political narrative in my sci-fi and fantasy but this doesn’t do a very good job of outlining what is at stake. 060
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Staying in bed watching Oscar movies and reading today! 0171
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 01/03/2025Finished. I nearly DNFed this but just keep reading. It’s worth it in the end. You just have to make it through the first 30-40 pages. 150
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 23/02/2025I’ve read 26 pages of this book and am absolutely lost. Major Starless Sea vibes. 060
Zoinks! @zoinksd.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Last night at home before I head out to Arizona for Spring Training. Goodbye subarctic temperatures! 2121