ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 09/05/2025i like the way ur a bit obsessed with me :3 my new track Obsession with Steve Gerard is out everywhere tomorrow on Box Of Cats 🐈 051
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 17/04/2025it’s so funny when someone hates me like lol ok have fun with the curse 020
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 12/04/2025bf asked what color his eyes are and i said “beautiful” so yeah im cooked. 040
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 09/04/2025accidentally ate a ton of this salsa last weekend cuz i was too drunk to notice the sign and it made me waaaaay more evil 150
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 08/04/2025damn ppl love copying me. there’s enough evil to go around though 030
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 31/03/2025new writeup from Seradopa on Electric Hawk on my EP ‘The Family Of Things’ with DMVU and Baby Weight 💕 theelectrichawk.com/zof-family-o...theelectrichawk.comZOF Shares the Value in 'The Family Of Things' » Electric HawkFind that personal emotional connection with ZOF as she shares her newest EP, 'Family of Things,' released on DOME OF DOOM. 041
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 31/03/2025evil shrek juggling at the medieval rock paper scissors tournament 010
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 31/03/2025i didnt have the accessories to make a full fit with it and not be cold so i went as goth shrek instead 💚 110
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 31/03/2025i went to a medieval rock paper scissors tournament and some CHEATERS won and their fits weren’t even hard and everyone else was dripped out and fought fair and i just became waaaay more evil as result 030
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 30/03/2025only 60 and cloudy in LA today so i can’t wear the milkmaid sundress to the medieval rock paper scissors tournament at the park. yet another reason to be evil and full of rage 120
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 30/03/2025twitter has been talking shit about bsky and i kind of get it ngl. they like my evil tweets over there. i feel unappreciated here. lowkey just gonna get more evil 020
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 30/03/2025my body is a machine that takes normal guys and turns them into feet guys 120
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 29/03/2025since im evil now i can finally get this off my chest: i hate music (dj smokey adlib voice) 010
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 29/03/2025so i have thought about it a lot and i have decided to become evil. im evil now. 050
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 28/03/2025both me and @renaisbar.bsky.social bfs are out of town should we just elope 111
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 28/03/2025me and my friends have really normal conversations where we offer to trade traffic cones we’ve stolen and anthropomorphized 010
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 28/03/2025i love LA bc today i was waiting in a fat line to exit by dodger stadium & someone tried to cut the line so i laid on the horn for a minute straight flipping them off and other cars joined in with a symphony of horns until the line cutter gave up. it was a tesla btw. 061
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 27/03/2025im not evil but ppl parking on my street for dodgers games makes me turn evil 030
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 27/03/2025but don’t be TOO talented, then ur a threat. and don’t be TOO hot, cuz then ur full of urself. and don’t be ugly bc then ur invisible. and don’t be too nice bc you’ll get taken advantage of, but don’t be too mean bc then ur a bitch. very simple really! 160
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 27/03/2025being a female dj and producer is so easy! u just have to be better than most of ur male counterparts, be conventionally attractive, accept constant objectification and harassment, and be ok with accusations of ghost production and sleeping ur way to the top! easy :) 181
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 19/03/2025walked in on my roommate looking at a catalogue of jugs. what a lil pervert 251
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 14/03/2025honestly kind of sad about it, i smoked weed basically every day since i was 15 and it was always good to me. just suddenly made me so anxious and i had to stop. i feel so much better though it’s completely worth it 110
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 13/03/2025hate to say it but i quit smoking weed and as a result i am so back. gonna be so much more annoying now 291
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 13/03/2025New EP dropping March 28th on Dome Of Doom! Two very special collabs with some of the sweetest angels in the music biz - DMVU and Baby Weight 💕 presave if u love us ffm.to/thefamilyoft...ffm.toZOF - The Family Of Things / This Home We BuiltChoose your preferred music service 041
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 20/02/2025everyone says turkish airlines is really good but after this trip im not a fan. 110
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 19/02/2025i speak greek exactly well enough that when i inevitably get to a point in conversation where i don’t know how to say something ppl get confused and are like wait i thought u were greek ur accent is perfect 040
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 18/02/2025women are allowed to age and still be hot as fuck by any standard, not just “for their age” and men who know this are infinitely more attractive. 051
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 18/02/2025a huge green flag in men to me is when they unabashedly and genuinely find older women attractive as well as younger ones. so many men think women have an expiration date and it’s really important to me to be with someone who won’t suddenly find me ugly when I start to show signs of aging. 280
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 17/02/2025every time i go to greece i am reminded that basically every greek stereotype is 100% accurate. 030
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 17/02/2025not my entire extended greek family trying to set me up with a 2024 olympic pole vaulter at my olympic pole vaulter grandpa’s funeral 050
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 05/02/2025researching how to synthesize my friends prescriptions in case they ban them or the tariffs make them cost a billion dollars a month 171
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 20/01/2025i have an intuition that talking about it too much will negatively impact their effectiveness but idk. the most obvious one was i did a spell to get someone to leave me the fuck alone and it seems to have worked 🥳 000
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 19/01/2025so looks like bluesky is officially the only social media platform we have that isn’t a propaganda machine for the far right. prob gonna delete my tiktok cuz what the actual fuck 090
ZOF(evil) @zof.bsky.social · 17/12/2024i fucking love telling my students see you next year and watching them cringe 030