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Zoey

@zoeyxv.bsky.social
794 followers 243 following 1K posts

Game dev, lesbian, big ol' weirdo

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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I will never find a replacement for shocktarts or sour chewy spree, will I
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I land because I'm sex positive
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just saw a "James Talerico is for they/them, not you" ad and I'm fucking dyingfgffffgggg holy shit
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
she's literally the biggest, mostly pickiest brat in the world but for some reason she loves me
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
my wife says I throw too much ass
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
schadenfreude and sour candy I'm eating good tonight
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sour candy craving hit me HARD oml
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
heh
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
manifested too hard and now I'm a G cup 🫩 I just want my bras to fit 😭
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
DEMAND IT. TAKE IT. DO NOT SIT IDLY AND ALLOW LIFE TO NOT GRANT YOU WHAT IS YOURS.
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I pull because I care
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't cook bacon while naked because I'm hot I do it because I'm a fucking idiot
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Josh "Anoriand" Fagundes @anoriand.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Inside you there are two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Verona where we lay our scene.
A screen grab of Leonardo Dicaprio as Romeo in Romeo + JulietA screen grab of John Leguizamo as Tybalt in Romeo + Juliet
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
jeff survivor
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
find you a girl that swoons over your once a year smoke
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm trying so hard not to just pack up and move up to the PNW
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
is so prettyyyy
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I like not having to wear makeup, and I enjoy working somewhere where I'm in the power position to not have to do too much in that regard But gawdamn I kill it when I actually wear it or do any kind of plussed look
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
You could do that and pretend nothing is happening! It works for a while and then you kinda just drown for a bit. But other than that it's great
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
me irl
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
feeling like it's gonna be another cocoon period (in a good way)
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Phallic imagery
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oregon changed me fr I'm so happy, and I want to go back 😭
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I said yes (duh)
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
you ever pull 2 at once and one of them reminds you of your ex situationship and the other literally sweeps you off your feet because you skipped off of a curb and got a grade 2 sprain but then they hold you and spin you across the dancefloor to disco
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My version of passenger princessing is laying back in the seat and continuing to work from my phone bc this shit never ends
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
flights booked, car rented, hotels reserved, ring bought bitch I was serious
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My pussy paranormal cause it don't exist
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
damn, I love being hot
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
fuck sealed, I'm gonna go put a ring on it
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I don't need a rotation, I need a game of ping pong
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I've come back to momentarily cackle, idk why, but I feel the need coming from my bones
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
at what point does manifesting just become witchcraft cause this shit is hilarious
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I exist to instill only the purest forms of gay panic
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
1 girl, 2 of cups
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
She saw my ass and got mad that I "mogged her"
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
chat I can't focus on work
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i have a fat ass @mcchickendork.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
guy named ballz luhrman
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
vanity post
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
if you get me drunk enough I'll take you back to my room and show you my huge, UNENDING LOVE FOR BAZ LUHRMANN MOVIES
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
whole studio drunk and playing MTG is the best vibe
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
it has bananas so it's healthy right
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
kingdom hearts ub when
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
well duh, because I make it that way
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I may be mad but I look mad cute doin it
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I have to be mean today and I'm not happy about it
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
scalding hit shower and almost frozen la croix combo
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Zoey @zoeyxv.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
neighbor saw my lesbian flag emblem on my car, and came over wanting to hang out cue a few days in and it comes out that I'm trans, and she just kinda stares at me confused 😂 she didn't believe me Everything ended up good, she just learned something new. Idk that shit is so funny to me tho 😂
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