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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

fantasy novel but the protagonist is a normal dude with a special power where if he manages to pour the exact correct amount of milk in his cereal bowl 2 million dollars will immediately go into his bank account

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

taking a hamster wheel and powering an entire continent by replacing the hamster with a brontosaurus instead and hooking it to a power station

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026

shoveling the snow by rolling a giant snowball until it collects all the snow in my front yard then hollowing it out until it becomes a nice little house for the squirrels to live in for a while

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

analyzing a d&d handbook right now. i hope to analyze it so much that i learn every spell subconciously so i can turn someone into an ice sculpture and win an ice sculpture competition so i can get the prize money and use it to buy myself a blowtorch safety course so i can melt the person i froze

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 21/11/2025

if i remove the filling of a sandwich and put it between two new slices of bread is it still the same sandwich

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

did the egyptians really walk like that. that has to be somewhat annoying or uncomfortable to continously do after a while. i cant imagine walking like that all the time

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 28/10/2025

im not sure what a performative male is but i sure hope he can perform real good. i need to be entertained, for i am a queen of my little throne

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 20/09/2025

if i drink out of a cup stacker's stacking cups will they banish me to the shadow realm or will they just not really care that much

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 04/09/2025

so what do hollow knight fans even do now

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

i wonder how the people living in candyland are doing right now. do you think every time they walk it melts the chocolate sidewalk a bit more, or that the royal castle is just really really sticky at this point has cannibalism happened? cannibalism must have happened.

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 22/08/2025

just called off work to play with my super soakers

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 14/08/2025

just remembered when i was 16 i played darts for the first and only time and that was when i threw one dart, hit the bullseye, and vowed never to play it again so i keep my 100% bullseye rate and therefore by technicality makes me the greatest darts player in the world

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 08/08/2025

just want to let everyone know that i still ragebait her with this every now and again. caesar salad is nachos btw

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 04/08/2025

if life was a merging game i wouldn't combine anything world destroying or reality bending or anything like that, i would instead continue to combine trees until it was big enough to be the centerpiece of a giant fantasy world and see how long it would take for someone to be specifically a jester

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

i was in a splatoon team located in zimbabwe

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 07/07/2025

i like to imagine there's a council up in the clouds that control weather and the guy that controls lightning storms just busts in every so often and starts a raging party but he still keeps his job because he's a pretty fun guy when he is here but he definitely has a bitcoin miner at home for money

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 17/06/2025

i hope in a future nintendo side scroller there's a factory based level with conveyor belts and gears and the like, but theres a miniscule chance for it to completely lose power and none of the moving parts work anymore

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 14/06/2025

popping the tires of every truck driver that won't honk the horn when i do that little arm motion thing with my expertly crafted rock throwing technique

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 24/05/2025

a game of minesweeper, but it's on a microsoft excel sheet and there's only one mine and you have to click every little box and if you click the mine it bricks your microsoft account

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

going to my high school's gym with red paint and painting the entire court so the lines are all ruined and the basketball team has a harder time playing the sport

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

a spellbook but all the spells are just to make people allergic to things

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

I! BUKI! MIO! DA! PUT IT TOGETHER AND WHADDA YA GET? IBUKI MIODA!!! im pretty sure everyone else in our circle with a bluesky has already been tagged so gg

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a picture of a girl holding a guitar with the word rawr written on it

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

i watched the pilot to henry danger yesterday and was so absolutely appalled and distraught that i think a second episode could cause me to have my jaw oiled like a rusty hinge so my mouth could close again

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

i would be really good at jet lag the game but not for any real purpose at all because ill be too busy staring in awe at the sights and the views that i would forget i have to catch another flight in 4 minutes time

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

i think bluesky is currently on the third downtime stage of nobody using it that much until it goes viral on twitter again

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 01/01/2025

2025? 2025 PUPPIES!!!! RIGHT AT YOUR DOORSTEP!!!

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 26/11/2024

buying all-purpose flour, but using it for only one purpose and that is coating the basement in it so the rats cant get away this time. i see their footprints. it's only a matter of time. YOU CAN'T HIDE ANY LONGER

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 18/11/2024

making one of those tall sandwiches shaggy always makes in scooby doo, then taking out a knife and fork because my jaw can NOT unhinge that far

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

teaser trailers exist so you don't watch them. their entire purpose is to tell you that it exists now with no added punch to the video. you get the same amount of satisfaction from seeing the video then watching it. that being said please stop making teasers for media that takes 93 years to release

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

havent made a skweet in a while. sorry, the greek gods put me on a great hercules task where i had to try to die in ai minecraft and every time i couldn't do it in the time provided i was sentenced to 3 days in a library with creaky floorboards trying to hide from a slasher film serial killer.

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 05/11/2024

having a drummer girlfriend is great because you get free concerts and you also get to see her skills and shes really awesome but MOST IMPORANTLY she plays the game theory song and thats better then anything

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 04/11/2024

praying for my friends and pals in america that they wont instantly die of sadness upon the election results

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 03/11/2024

when i am a grown adult in an apartment of my own i'm going to send back every bill i have to pay they send me with exact replicas of medusa's head so i don't get them anymore

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 01/11/2024

setting up a free sample booth at a supermarket but every time you attempt to take a second one i pull out a vacuum and suck up increasingly larger amounts of money

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 30/10/2024

i steal skweet ideas from zigs! lol!

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 29/10/2024

every horror movie would be a million times better if it was filmed in a found footage format. it would still be scary, but it seems a lot more real that way. i hope. i might not be cooking with this.

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 29/10/2024

its me. zoey. with a why. i dont have a funny bit or joke im sorry

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 28/10/2024

im dressing up as a witch for halloween, and making it so my witch hat never falls off. to do this i superglue a giant traffic cone to my noggin. that hat ain't flying away ever.

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

new method of transportation discovered: sweeping your living room and when you try to put it in the dustpan theres that one line of dirt that never gets on the dustpan and you have to keep treading backwards and suddenly you crossed the border and got your mugshot taken for your heinous crimes

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 27/10/2024

im going to make a brand new vegetable that automatically tastes like ranch dressing every bite. kids will eat it more, and the muscular status of the common man will skyrocket.

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 25/10/2024

art train by my pal artboi, but i cant draw. take some ascii art instead. /\_/\ ( o.o ) > ^ < anyways i nominate @pandorathen.bsky.social and uhhhhh idk do it again @hockster.bsky.social

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aubrey holly @aububsprobubs.bsky.social · 24/10/2024

Got tagged by my friend Beefy to participate in an Art Train So here's some icons I made of characters from his DND series I participate in called Fireballers! (Me, Beefy, Zoey and Donald) I shall tag @paperbin.bsky.social @colmas831.bsky.social @artboiscool.bsky.social

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 24/10/2024

im conjuring this big plan to prank everyone and anyone using things that are slightly above a minor inconvenience, but not so much so that it ruins their life. i replaced this one guy's lettuce with cabbage. nobody likes cabbage. live with what i have done, your sandwich is ruined.

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 23/10/2024

"watch this!" i say as i pop multiple sticks of bubble gum in my mouth, chew it up, take it out, and make balloon animals with them, attempting to distract the bank robbers with a gun pointed at my head

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 22/10/2024

zoey is just my name, but a lot of people said "zoe" instead of "zoey", and i didn't like that so i changed my username to better anounsiate it, but "zoeywithay" didn't sound good so i just extended it to "zoeywithawhy", and it stuck. i don't think ill ever change it again tbh

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Zoey @zoeywithawhy.bsky.social · 22/10/2024

someone should make a fighting game where one of the characters wields measuring tape as their main weapon and uses it like a lasso or a whip, or possibly both

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