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Zoey Solstice

@zoeysolstice.bsky.social
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Hi! I'm Zoey! Taking smut writing commissions! See my pinned post for details! • fat, kinky, neurodivergent, anarchist • 🏳️‍⚧️ • 🔞 MDNI • Lots and lots and lots of problematic kinks Also currently unemployed! Fuck! ko-fi.com/zoeysolstice

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Basil by Night @owned-ollie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some mostly tame highlights from my most recent set! Dm to get the rest of it!! Special thanks to my camerawoman and domme, mama! @zoeysolstice.bsky.social
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 11h
Anyone wanna pay me to write something? Might be the only way anyone gets any new Zoey Solstice content for the foreseeable future...
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 12h
I should never have gone to grad school. Or gotten married. Or had kids. Or come out. Or transitioned. Or tried to have any kind of fun life. I should have just stuffed everything inside, taken a career in construction or something, and gotten through my life as quickly and quietly as possible.
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 17h
I'm giving up. Just going to be a selfish, miserable asshole from now on, and the only things I'm going to care about are myself and my kids.
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 18h
Think I might be taking a heel turn into being an uncaring asshole for the rest of my life. Trying to be compassionate and care for other people is bankrupting and killing me.
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm behind on bills to the tune of about $2000 right now, and my car probably needs $300 of work. My credit cards are all maxed out. I'm constantly forgetting to take my meds because every day is such a chaotic mess of things I'm trying to get done and taking care of people. I hate my life so much.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Time for some new shit! I wrote this for the Fall 2026 Mechsploitation Writers' Jam, on the theme of "cowardice, writ large." I've been pretty excited for this one to go live - it's hot and mean. 💖Enjoy, pervs! archiveofourown.org/works/93201171
The Quisling

Synopsis: Juno Albertson has a decent job working for the Empire's military. But, she encounters a moral conundrum when the Empire discovers a unique use for her fellow trans women.

CWs/Tags: Non-con, Brainwashing, Mind Break, Rough Oral Sex, High Heels, Shoelicking, Institutional Transphobia
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Gods, it is truly wild to me how good my puppyboy @owned-ollie.bsky.social is at domming me when he gets that sparkle in his eye. Shoved his fingers down my throat until I puked all over myself, then gave me a good beating while forcing me to be quiet about it. I love him so much 🥰
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Currently sitting on my bed molesting @owned-ollie.bsky.social while he's fast asleep. Lol, he stirred and glanced at me and then laid back down. Such a cutie~
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Welllllll fuck. Car has a bad tire. Holding out a faint hope that maybe I can get it fixed, but it's likely I'm going to need a new one, so that's $300. On top of that, I need to scrounge up $250 for a filing fee for my divorce proceedings. Would anyone like to buy some smut? ko-fi.com/zoeysolstice
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Today's goal is to find a slice of time and focus to sit down and write for a bit. Really want to get back to the age gap toxic yuri fic, since it's getting close to where the good stuff is going to start happening...
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@owned-ollie.bsky.social Puppy just finished a lovely little evening of getting teased and degraded and denied and he is *very* miserable about it 💖 Such a good boy for his Mama...most of the time, and he's got a nice collection of bruises to remind him of when he isn't.
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Hi! I'm Zoey! I'm getting fired from my job! No yeah that's actually happening, and it sucks. However, it does also give me an opportunity to do something new: take commissions for smut! Let me write your fantasy for you! See below, and check the alt text for additional details. Thanks!
Commissions

5¢ USD/Word
(1,000-6,000 Words)

Hard Kink Commissions Accepted*
*All Commissions Subject To Approval 

Specialties
Abusive relationships
Degradation/Humiliation
Dubcon/Noncon
Violence
Mechsploitation
Gunplay
Bodily fluids
Clothing/Outfits
Anthro/Feral play
Mind Control
Ageplay
And more!

DM Me!
@zoeysolstice.bsky.social

Boilerplate-y comms stuff: won't write anything involving characters under 18, or anything involving real people. While the comm is yours to do with as you please, I retain the right to publish and monetize it (put it on AO3/Patreon, etc). Half payment due to reserve the slot and half due on delivery or conclusion of contract (including cancellation after work has commenced).

Process: I'll work with you to come up with the idea. If we both agree that the idea's worth pursuing and it feels like a good fit, I'll then present you with a beat sheet breaking out the major story beats. Once that's approved, I'll write a draft. We'll review that draft for any changes that need to be made. I'll do another draft, followed by a final pass for grammar and typos. 

And then, viola! Your own Zoey Solstice commission!
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
My little is so good and smart and the bestest boy in the hole world!!!!!! -definitly mama and not Basil hehehe
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gods, this is so fucking good. Fantastic read, thank you so so much!
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Silly dollthing (Alison!)🏳️‍⚧️🔞 @sillydollthing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Really really really good awful sicko shit Zoey as usual is insanely good at writing rape scenes 🙂‍↕️
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Time for some new shit! I wrote this for the Fall 2026 Mechsploitation Writers' Jam, on the theme of "cowardice, writ large." I've been pretty excited for this one to go live - it's hot and mean. 💖Enjoy, pervs! archiveofourown.org/works/93201171
The Quisling

Synopsis: Juno Albertson has a decent job working for the Empire's military. But, she encounters a moral conundrum when the Empire discovers a unique use for her fellow trans women.

CWs/Tags: Non-con, Brainwashing, Mind Break, Rough Oral Sex, High Heels, Shoelicking, Institutional Transphobia
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sweeties zone🔞 @breastimages.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
next time won't be an accident
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Trans creators getting prissy about porn is such a dogshit take, my sisters in Satan the cis act like ANY content we make is pornographic. Anyway, while yes, it's not without flaws, WARHOUND is a groundbreaking cultural moment in trans literature and I'm not joking. You should be very proud of it.
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I miss having friends on here.
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Holy fuck are things ever not going well for me. I really don't want to be here anymore.
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So, I'm late on my car payment, I'm *really* hoping I get approved for forbearance on my mortgage payment, I have credit card bills and daycare bills coming up due this week, and I'm now also providing emergency housing for a transmasc partner. Today would be an *awesome* day to buy some smut!
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Basil by Night @owned-ollie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
So, like... I know I just posted this picture, but I mean, how can I not post it again on its own? I look positively miserable, and I think the world deserves to see it twice. There's a ton of other pics in this set that I'm dyyyyying to share, too. Dm me if you want to see em <3
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So, I'm late on my car payment, I'm *really* hoping I get approved for forbearance on my mortgage payment, I have credit card bills and daycare bills coming up due this week, and I'm now also providing emergency housing for a transmasc partner. Today would be an *awesome* day to buy some smut!
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm not having a good day and I'm going to try really hard to not make it everyone else's problem this time.
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Gods I really really REALLY fucking wish I was attractive.
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Looking forward to letting multiple people down today because I woke up with zero emotional capacity and I know myself well enough to know I'm going to be distant and vaguely crabby all day. Already feeling guilty about it.
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It must be really nice going through life when you're conventionally attractive. People just give you shit, they validate you, they treat you nice, they fall over themselves to make you happy. You get to live in this cute little bubble of privilege.
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Jeeeez I woke up in a blah mood. I don't even know why. Just....blah.
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Chat, have you ever been brutally fucking someone in the ass with your fingers while they cry and beg you to stop and say how much it hurts? And desperately try to squirm away from you? If not, I highly recommend giving it a try. It's incredibly enjoyable! Good puppy 😘 @owned-ollie.bsky.social
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Kinda thinking about making my Little get an inventory control tattoo. Y'know, a trafficking mark. Don't want it running off, ya know? Maybe I'll get it microchipped, too.
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Welp, puppy has discovered that it is in fact also a switch, and now Mama's nips are really, *really* sore.
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Feeling incredibly gratified that I got to take my kiddo (kinktype) to her first ever movie with accommodations for the Deaf. The theater was almost completely empty, too, which made it pretty easy and fun to molest her for like 20 minutes during Resident Evil. She even cleaned off my fingers 🥰
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Okay, gonna be deleting all the crash out posting from the last few days because I finally got my brain chemistry under control. Sorry, everyone.
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Does anyone want to come to my house and get paid $25 an hour to help me declutter? Mostly consisting of hauling shit out of my basement and either to the trash or to goodwill
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Barry Deutsch @barrydeutsch.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Art of Persuasion Read more cartoons! —> #Policartoon Support the cartoons! —>patreon.com/barry
TRANSCRIPT
Panel 1:
A woman and a man sit on a low stone wall in a park. The woman is upset; the man listens.

WOMAN: And now the Democrat in the race is backing some anti-trans laws! I’m not sure I can vote for that.

MAN (thinking): Uh-oh. Democrats need every vote. How can I convince her to vote for the Democrat anyway?

Panel 2:
The woman and man walk through the park, the woman ahead of him.

WOMAN: Of course, the Republican is even worse. But if Democrats turn against trans people… I’m so frightened.

MAN (thinking): I’ve got to be empathetic and persuasive.

Panel 3:
Close-up of the man, looking thoughtful with his hand on his chin.

WOMAN (off-panel): Look at what happened to the UK — they’ve now got two anti-trans parties. If we let that happen here, trans rights are dead.

MAN (thinking): Okay, I think I know how to reassure her and get her vote.

Panel 4:
The man is suddenly furious, leaning toward the startled woman and pointing at her.

MAN: You’re a Trump supporting moron and you deserve to die!

CHICKEN FAT WATCH
PANEL 1:
A good dog with a halo peers out a window. A hand sticks out of a hole in a tree holding a sign that says SEND CANDY.

PANEL 2:
Groucho peeks from behind some bushes. A poster nailed to a tree reads "Background gag to come and it'll be so funny!" A bad rabbit (we know it's bad because it's smoking) sits beside a bad worm (also smoking). A bottle lying in the grass is labeled "BARRY BEER" and has a disturbed-looking drawing of Barry. A mouse holds a knife to a cat; the cat raises its front paws in surrender.

PANEL 4:
A giant mouse (?) in a shirt and tie sits on the wall reading a newspaper, called "Daily Blah Blah," whose headline says "Literate Rodent Escapes Lab."
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Hell-a Bambust 🏳️‍⚧️ (alleged transsexual)(spooky) @ela-bambust.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yes that's the point, it's not about fairness it's about making it so we can't exist publicly, we've been over this
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Me, cheerfully, to my much, much younger partner just after it gave me its first ever consentual blow job: "I'm so glad you got raped! You definitely learned a thing or two!"
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hi all! I'm heading into month three of being unemployed and things are really getting stressful. I'm trying to negotiate on all my bills and hoping a job comes through. 😅 This would be a really great time to help me out by commissioning me or donating to my ko-fi. Thank you! ko-fi.com/zoeysolstice
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It's so challenging being a good Mommy sometimes. You want to put something on for your age-regressed sub to watch while you molest and rape it, but then you end up getting into an argument because it really wants to watch Paw Patrol but we are a strictly ACAB household. Gotta avoid bad influences!
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Alright, here's a new one for you. Pretty sure I'm experiencing some drop after a lovely scene yesterday, but it's currently manifesting in the form of being, like, sad and nostalgic about 2013. There's literally nothing from my life back then I still want, but somehow I still miss it, kinda?
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Few things make me happier than reacting like a long-term abuse victim when my girlfriend does anything vaguely threatening towards me 🥰
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Alright, I have one productivity goal for today - writing the next chapter of this fic. Don't wanna lose momentum. Also, contemplating setting up a patreon, maybe. Do chapter releases there, on a free tier, and then put the AO3 version up when it's done. Or something, I dunno, I just wanna be cool 😅
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Watching a 70 year old movie about a duel between an American destroyer and a German U-boat in WW2 and, while it's got some cheesy dialogue and underwhelming effects here and there, I am honestly really shocked with how good it is overall. Great characters, great tension, great pacing, even.
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Radiant G🌈 @radiantg.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Sometimes my feed is just: [amazing art] looking for work [goated resume] looking for work [great writing] looking for work [banger music] looking for work Dave Slutbutt, CEO of Game Dev, has laid off 9000 people to buy a 4th house in Bora Bora. [industry veteran] looking for work
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Very rare to see someone like this with principles
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I didn't need 10 shows from Ed. I needed 2. Two chances to stand in front of 90,000 people and say the words that somehow became too dangerous to
say.
Free Palestine.
But if those words cost me the stage, while turning the conversation back to Palestine, then it was the most successful tour I've ever been on.
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oops, I tripped over myself and now am sitting here thinking about all the ways in which I'm Not Good Enough and Don't Deserve Anything.
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Zoey Solstice @zoeysolstice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I keep coming up with horrific scenes for this age-gap toxic yuri fic, and I'm mildly amused to discover that "make it as vile as possible" is turning out to mean "write the abuser as to be as realistic as possible." At this point this story is just going to be one gigantic trauma trigger. Sorry...?
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