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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 01/11/2025

Delighted to have a copy of The Wedding Engagement up for grabs in the Children in Read auction! Check it out and bid here and also peruse all the other wonderful titles and bid to help an excellent cause. www.jumblebee.co.uk/auction/deta...

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Children in Read 2025

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 28/06/2025

Life was better when we used to get gold stars from our primary school teachers for doing good work. Adults should get gold stars when they do some A+ adulting such cleaning the bathroom and filling tax returns on time.

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 04/05/2025

I don’t want to alarm anyone, but I think we might be in the Bad Place.

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 08/04/2025

Yesterday when ordering a coffee I said thank you three times and then a further three times when it was served. Yes I am British.

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 23/03/2025

In the UK the only correct response to trying the toilet door when you don’t realise it’s occupied by a colleague is to be NOWHERE in sight once they emerge.

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

“I’m a professional author,” I whisper to myself, as I google how to spell ‘fiery’ for the eleventy billionth time

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

The single braid is a very popular hairstyle for romantasy heroines

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

My 14yo is keen to see Jurassic World Rebirth. I have volunteered to take him to see it when the time comes in a selfless act that definitely has nothing to do with the fact that it stars Jonathan Bailey wearing adorable glasses

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 09/02/2025

Forming my own quest squad. Basically, the mission is to read books without judging others’ book choices, drink coffee, and eat pastries all while under fleecy blankets in front of a log fire. Who’s in?

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 07/02/2025

‘It’s just not my cup of tea’ is the highest insult in British culture

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 29/01/2025

Fellow people who are attracted to men—find yourself someone like my husband who this evening twerked on our driveway to welcome me home from work.

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 28/01/2025

I am “strained my back just from sitting at my desk” years old.

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 25/01/2025

Last year I got some new author photos done by the fabulous Julia Boggio! In the process of switching my website, social media, and agency/Amazon bios to these 😍

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

Perhaps if my memory weren’t so intent on remembering (with excruciating frequency and detail) all of my four decades of embarrassing moments, then perhaps there’d be room to remember important things such as where I left my keys.

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Over the Christmas period whenever anyone mentions having some cheese I am obliged by law to sing in reply “No cheeses for us meeces”

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals 🎄

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Today I have heard Elton John’s Step Into Christmas four times in the wild.

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 07/12/2024

www.bookloversbookshop.co.uk/bookloversshop

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 05/12/2024

I had a lovely time signing books at Book Lovers Bookshop in Edinburgh last weekend!

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

Am I meant to be writing? Yes. But instead am I watching the Aussie version of Death in Paradise? Also yes.

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 01/12/2024

❤️Only 99p during December!❤️ Falling in love can sometimes go off-piste… rb.gy/f9vxk

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

The sky has been looking very pretty this week 😍

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IT’S FROM NOT FORM

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Naughty Storm Bert has hit Scotland! How do you get the gig of naming storms? Reckon I’d be great at it. Next up would be ‘Storm Cleopatra Calypso, Queen of the Wind’ followed by ‘Storm Darcy Dagwood, Lord of Ice’

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

If anyone fancies a festive read! Running into your ex at a festive party is awkward. Even more so when he’s practically naked except for a tiny apron, serving drinks… linktr.ee/zoeallisonau...

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 21/11/2024

To do list: Meet Me Next Christmas ☑️ Hot Frosty The Merry Gentleman Our Little Secret

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 30/10/2023

Trick or treating for adults but we get gifted books instead of sweets

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 29/10/2023

That bookish urge to cancel all weekend plans and stay at home and read (under a fleecy blanket with a hot drink)

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 25/10/2023

Romance tropes = little boosts of serotonin 😊

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 24/10/2023

Me: ok, time to write! Also me: cleans bathroom, vacuums house, does taxes, re-arranges the sock drawer…

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 23/10/2023

The Back to the Future trilogy was on Sky all weekend and now I can’t get that song off The Enchantment Under The Sea Dance out of my head.

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 10/10/2023

‘The best hook in a book I have read in a long time!’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ ‘Gave me warm and fuzzy Christmas vibes.’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ‘A brilliant read’ ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ The Ex-Mas Holidays releases in the UK today! Treat yourself for Chrimbo: amzn.to/46fZ68q

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Zoe Allison @zoeallison.bsky.social · 04/09/2023

Me: only a few more words to go and I’ll reach my writing target! Brain: cool let’s check social media for a few hours.

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