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sonic stacey

@zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social
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oscillating wildly, kicking out the jams, turning up the sound. she/her, 47, Midwest nice cultural detritus archivist. earnest shitposters unite.

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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I regret to admit that I ordered dominos for delivery tonight and it was actually way better than I expected
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have 4 presentations to give in the next 5 weeks which means I’m soon going to be having a number of hot dates with PowerPoint/Canva. 🫦 🤭
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was in hyperfocus at the office today and listened to a whole shitload of Scott Walker and Judas Priest.
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Spotted in some gas station in the middle of nowhere in rural Illinois.
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Only been back in Illinois a little over 24 hrs and it’s already given me a migraine 🫠
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
We love our Lincoln in the land of Lincoln
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I still love AS&S
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Having a Twin Peaks kind of travel experience. My Lyft driver had one leg but insisted on heaving my suitcase in and out of the trunk, also barely spoke English but seemed to be saying something significant to me.
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Gotta travel for work tomorrow and not looking forward to being perceived by the security state
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Here’s the thing about winning lots of grant money. I don’t get to keep any of it for myself. I get to pay other people, which makes me feel a bit like like Robin Hood. But I wish I was good at also getting money for myself. 😬
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
When you don’t vacuum very often your vacuum fills up more quickly when you do vacuum
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Meonly: Confused Math Lady Meme
ALT: Meonly: Confused Math Lady Meme
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Chewing gum in bed to own the libs
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I am a middle aged desert lady so I finally got some tencell bamboo sheets because I read they were supposed to be cooling. but nobody warned me how slippery they would be!
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
youtu.be/dXsuM_v0ihw?...
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I’m shopping for new sheets and the available choices all seem to be white, off white, gray, light gray, beige, light beige, and faint blush. Like, where are the actual colors and patterns?
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I dunno if this is me being totally autistic or what but I have never understood women getting fake nails or growing their nails out long. It sounds like a sensory nightmare plus how the fuck would you be able to do like *anything*?! Like typing? Cooking? Wiping your ass?
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Adrian Barboobs
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I was singing along to Sham 69’s “Borstal Breakout” and my cat started to come down from his cat tree to come inform me that I was disturbing the peace (his nap). I stopped and he shot me a dirty look instead.
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
“Do you wanna make tea at the bbc?” Sure, why not.
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Bitch McConnell
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I’m being a little emo bitch crybaby a lot lately and I’m frankly sick of myself!
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The thing about having giant knockers is that they make even modest dresses look slutty without even trying. 🫩
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I’m really bummed that David Lynch died before I could somehow reach out to him to urge him to reboot “Alfred Hitchcock Presents” only as “David Lynch Presents.” It would be the PERFECT format for him. New Lynchian weirdness compressed into an hour each week, bookended by his commentary.
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
You’ve monstered your last magnet
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
I watched my first episode of this today. It’s about a sentient dune buggy. One of those millions of Hanna Barbera cartoons from the 70s. Anyway, I got about five minutes in and said aloud, “these characters are NOT compelling!”
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Anyone else pulling a sickie today? I just can’t be fucked. I’m out of fucks.
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
I realized today that I have traumatic memories around Godfather’s Pizza Buffet (which I always loved), because the last time I went to one, it was right after my class had a field trip to a local university’s cadaver lab. 🫩
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
goin through a real sad and confusing time right now. I also did it to myself. I’ll never listen to Huey Lewis again.
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Heckyll and Jeckyll are a couple aren’t they??
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
the cheese stands alone
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
JFC some people on this train don’t know how to shut the fuck up
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I forgot to mention how I found a giant bark scorpion just chilling under a box in my living room last week. 😵‍💫😬😵‍💫😬😵‍💫
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I’m honestly so mystified by people who don’t have problems sleeping.
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I have now taken the Amtrak 3 times this year on longer trips and each trip had a passenger ejected and escorted away by police at a stop. Wtf is the deal? Is Amtrak now greyhound?? What would that make greyhound?
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Today I discovered there’s a weird cult in southern AZ that I didn’t know about! maps.app.goo.gl/y55c3BtgPiRB...
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
unusual thigh bone fractures
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Don’t make me remind you again
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The amount of sneezing I am doing with this cold is extremely concerning
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
I went to LA and came back with a head cold. 🫠🤧😵‍💫
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Aren’t there more scenic places to birdwatch in Argentina other than a landfill?
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Just had a traumatic menstrual disc experience in the tiny Amtrak bathroom, oops
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Wally Gator is tripping my gaydar.
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I went to lunch with some work colleagues and only half of the group knew who GG Allin was, so that was fun filling the others in
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
They should build a data center than runs on pee, not water.
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Whoa, The Bollweevils are performing on this episode of Toon In With Me!
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Discovered tonight that Larry Storch did the voice for BOTH Cool Cat and Colonel Rimfire and now my mind is blown 🤯
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I have to go to Los Angeles for work in a couple days and I keep saying it the way Bugs Bunny pronounces it and I’m afraid I’m going to do this in front of professional colleagues and they won’t get the reference.
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Do you ever wonder what you do with your mouth when you’re sleeping
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Guess who’s going to start taking RIBOFLAVIN.
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sonic stacey @zodiacsquirrel.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Running for president on the Laudanum by Mail ticket
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