Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 10hContinuity is pretty straightforward. Every story ever written in the last 75 years depicts something that happened, although not necessarily in the order published or to the same characters in the same way. It’s all assumed to have occurred in the last 2 years unless stated otherwise. Except when 110
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 14/10/2026And of course as Super Gran’s arch nemesis The Scunner Campbell! 020
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 11/10/202652 episodes, 20 minutes each. Top quality entertainment. www.imdb.com/title/tt0086...imdb.com 000
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Stoked for Alan Moore to write the new Miracleman. 010
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Composer Jonathon Wolff carefully timed his synthesised bass sound to the rhythm of Seinfeld’s stand-up, and went to the trouble of recording unique variations for each episode to ensure it matched that week’s intro routine. Tremendous effort for something so awful. 000
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Trajectory is what you might expect, strong first series, second and third play with the premise, you know the characters, it’s funny, sharp and smart. Diminishing returns thereafter with the odd return to form. 020
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Obsession (2025) US, dir Curry Barker certificate 18. 000
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026No, they don’t explain that do they? I’m sure you could easily wave it way (it is an alien plant after all) but it was a little untidy to draw attention to its uncertain fate and not resolve it. 110
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Does your breadth of comics knowledge know no boundaries? Your audience demands a ‘Tegan looks at The Broons’ episode. 010
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 30/09/2026See also: Lost season 3. Commercial pressures to go long, going back to the ‘ooh it’s a mystery’ well far too often. Eventually the story reads more like a cry for help than anything else. 011
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Mmm not mad keen on altering Clyde Caldwell’s original art. I don’t see anyone rushing to paint a swimsuit on Botticelli’s Venus. Maybe commission new art if you want a different image? 100
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think it’s more that 90% of Scottish media are Rangers fans and 90% of English media are Man Utd fans 😀. 110
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Released on the same day in the UK as Nevermind and Screamadelica. That was a memorable NME review section. 020
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Reminds me of Jonny Hayes a bit, loves the club and decent footballer at a certain level but out of his depth in the big games. Has plenty of years of good football in him at another club, staying at Celtic much longer would be a mistake. 000
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Last season’s run in must have felt incredible, like he was a man half his age, doing the impossible. And one more season was too tempting to say no. But a summer of transfer toil has taken its toll, and his spell in hospital a stark reminder you can only kid yourself for so long. 110
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026A club legend. Shameful that the club has hidden behind that legend. 010
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Galling to see Celtic very much second best to a Derek McInnes team, but the difference is clear. MON is a legend, build a statue etc but well past his best, surrounded by mediocrity. McInnes knows this is his only shot, fail this season and he’s a dictionary definition bottler. 120
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Disagree. Panicky clearances, shite corners and no muscle. Young and the makings of a player, needs better players around him (oops). 100
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 20/09/2026The main tactic of the first MON era was Henrik Larsson. Last season there was enough of the old team that you could put your arm around them and let them stick to what they were used to. You can’t do that after you’ve brought in a load of new players. 030
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Younger than Broony was when he cashed in his chips but everyone’s different. A sensibly run club would have brought in his successor a couple of seasons ago. 110
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Obviously the reason we’ve been short passing backwards and sideways for so long is because no one can hit an accurate long ball. 011
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Like Ralston, he’s squad dregs, a 70th minute sub against lower league opposition at best. No business starting against Rangers. 010
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Starting in an offside position no less. Has he played football before? 000
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I’m the same age as Buddy, and I’ve been keeping up to date with him all my adult life. We have a few things in common but plenty differences too. But as I’ve stumbled through life he’s always been there, stumbling along too. I guess there’s something quietly profound about that. 010
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Strolled through the game like it was a first round domestic cup tie against a bunch of part timers, despite their opposition having been assembled for almost 3 times the cost. 000
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Dropping CalMac and Scales and moving to a back 3, putting Hogh and Duran both upfront should force the team to ditch all the bullshit passes in our own half. 000
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I dunno pretty spot on design considering the script description… 110
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Great ideas. I don’t just post about Celtic and it would be great not to have my other stuff pop up on a Celtic feed. And I generally like using Discovery but it often brings up mid game posts of last night’s game that I read at the time. 010
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ooh that’s an interesting character. He can do Mario next. 010
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 18/09/2026So this 9/11 Captain America just ‘became’ Miracleman? So there’s no fallible alter ego or ‘Kimoto’ transformation? That’s fairly essential to the character. This guy is just cosplay. 110
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I don’t want to be ‘that guy’ but Flann O’Brien’s The Third Policeman (1939) (and everything else he wrote) is a significant omission if you’re going as recent as the 1950s. 220
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026static.klipy.comWhat A Lovely Day On The Inter- Good Lord MemeALT: What A Lovely Day On The Inter- Good Lord Meme 090
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I think it’s telling how many of the GLs have had their girlfriends murdered to juice their personalities. 010
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 15/09/2026The show has made me realise I didn’t have a clear sense of either lantern’s character despite having read I don’t know how many comics with them in. 110
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 13/09/2026MON was talking about playing the big doctor and Duran together up front a few weeks ago. What happened to that plan? It would have to be better than that shite we watched today. 120
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’m sick to death of seeing our centre backs passing the ball between each other. The back four system is played out, and for whatever reason we’re incapable of maintaining fit high quality wingbacks in the squad. We should start playing a back 3 and bolster the midfield with an extra man. 241
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I’d rather watch us lose possession from 50 long balls on the bounce than ever see us play out from the back again. We’re pish at it and it provides zero tactical advantage. 120
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I feel you’re making my point. We made the mistake playing him, better to live with it and give him a chance to get a grip. 111
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Nah, only change keepers for injuries or knockout penalties. Anything else is a confidence killer. 100
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I believe SpongeBob SquarePants was a classic 1950s sitcom in the Marvel 616 Universe, starring Dick Van Dyke in the titular role. 020
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 07/09/2026One day maybe. Currently there are strict rules that prevent you flying unmanned aircraft directly over crowds of thousands of spectators (for good reason) and existing drone tech isn’t able to synchronise frames anywhere near as well as mounted cameras. 110
Andy Gardner @zodiacfire.bsky.social · 05/09/2026VAR is expensive. If SPFL clubs can’t afford to install it properly and Scottish referees don’t know how to use it, why have it? 6133