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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
IM HIGH AND I LOVE MY CATS well two of them 😬
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
i just don’t think #nashville is the authority on heat
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
hey netflix i am not a child, a twink, or a straight woman, pls stop suggesting heartstopper thx 🙏🏾
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
SORA GOOFY AND DONALD BITCHES
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
TRAVERSE TOWN BITCHES
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
my depression has taken the form of commenting on youtube and instagram videos 😔
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
for father’s day this year, we buried my dad’s dad, and gosh does that suck.
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
hey siri how to politely tell my grandfather and his eulogy not to bother me at the pride day party send
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
we don’t talk enough about the number 68 and at this point it’s so unfair
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
i saw i could buy gym shoes with my fsa and now my algo thinks im a person who works out. YIKES
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
is anyone else’s cat nosy af? like she hears shouting or police sirens outside and she is SAT at the window. messyyyyyy
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
yeah i don’t think i need to fly frontier again
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
im such a little slut for enemies to lovers
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Entropy Emporium @entropyemporium.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
TONIGHT at 9:00 pm EST, we are BACK with God Complex: Engine Series 02 Ep 6 || Cordyceps "Hello, Operator? Hello, Operator? Hello, Operator?"
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
thank you for two years of bringing me fruit snacks without my asking for them 😘😘😘
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
i asked peets to warm my croissant three days ago you guys think it’s still okay (it’s no longer warm. or particularly soft)
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
my hair stylist refers to the show “vikings” as “these white people kinda struggled”
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
i will be starting all meetings and zoom calls with #realhotgirlshit for the next week in solidarity
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
im hungry AND IF YOU SAY YOURE DAD I WILL LITERALLY DIE
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
i hate myself a little more every time i compulsively, unironically say “well happy to give you five minutes back of your day lol”
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
im a Cat Person™️ who likes dogs
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
it is impossible to know the location of my phone and the tv clicker at the same time
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
why the cat walked out the room when i started singing
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
every girlfriend ive ever had has been attacked by random dogs
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a man in a suit and tie is wearing sunglasses and saying hello ladies .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is wearing sunglasses and saying hello ladies .
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
sometimes i just be listening to some mcelroys and then hear @sailorsctaustin.blacksky.app’s voice pop up and im like dang that’s my worstie for real on @maximumfun.org (cc @nerdmysteries.bsky.social)
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
i feel like they’re adding more green and red gummy bears lately. haribo pls confirm
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
when one of my thighs equals two of yours and you’re STILL taking up more room on the bus? sir. that’s a manspread.
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a rainbow and a star with the words " make you know " on it
ALT: a rainbow and a star with the words " make you know " on it
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
such a trippy song from #ragtime but also so subtly (accidentally) brilliant younger brother spends nearly the whole song explaining away his white guilt and then offers the actually useful thing at the very end. youtu.be/cmVb9CYWVRo?...
youtu.be
"He Wanted to Say" - Ragtime
YouTube video by Lincoln Center Theater
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
damn philz how you gon be a bay area coffee shop with explicitly no pride flags
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
come over pls
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
i think i wanna invent a new color
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
my client asked me if i wanted “just the gross margins” on a call today and i wanted to ask for the nastiest, filthiest margins he had
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Adroitly Absurd @adroitlyabsurd.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Fellas, is it socialist to not want defenestration?
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
i will literally never be able to spell the word separate correctly the first time.
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
the too drawer of my filing cabinet at work is exclusively lobby candy and antidepressants (so candy and brain candy)
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
“grace” indeed…
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
im like. not into braveheart
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
mustn’t one first go forth before coming back
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
what we need right now is a super cut of every time someone on a reality show has said either: - get this thing off of me OR - stop filming/get away from me yeah. that’s what we need.
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
im my only favorite in teams and that just feels right
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
my anxiety knows NO BOUNDS
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Breeedo 🔜 PAX U @breeedo.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
I got some wild ass news this morning. On a whim, I applied to further my acting training and I got accepted to the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art in London for an advanced acting short-course. I’m still in shock about it, but I do need to raise funds for my time over there. I made a GFM—
gofund.me
Donate to Get Bree to London!, organized by Bree Patterson
Hello! As some of you may know, I’m Bree and I’ve been a performer/singer/actor for almost 20 y… Bree Patterson needs your support for Get Bree to London!
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(GDHitless) PT @pleasantlytwstd.blacksky.app · 10/02/2026
Hey y'all. A South African dev released a blackity black game during BHM and it's currently getting the usual suspects in the reviews. Imma grab this up myself anyway, but can we all be some chums and help push the racists out of the reviews? 🙂
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
people who don’t like cats give me the ick and ill die on that hill
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
pls keep off of the grass shine your shoes wipe your . . . . . . . . . . face
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
when im in #thailand next month im gonna ask for everything spicy and just deal with the consequences
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Candace the Magnificent 🔜 PAXU @thecandacemarie.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
It is Black History Month, here is a chance to support a Black, queer, and non-binary creative ❤️✊🏾 please repost too!
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well-rounded pony 🐴 @zmyst.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
man the job application cycle SUCKS vv demoralizing do not recommend 0/10
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