Zach Mack @zmack.bsky.social · 1hI was also going to go with "fart-ificial intelligence," but I wavered at the last minute 010
Zach Mack @zmack.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I KNOW, I am completely helpless when it comes to portmanteaus (portmanbros?) 110
Zach Mack @zmack.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Interior designer: "And so when we install the half screen on the shower instead of a full cover, you want the water to..." Any European, nodding aggressively in agreement: "Cover every square inch of the bathroom floor. Absolutely." 000
Zach Mack @zmack.bsky.social · 21/09/2026In Ireland for like, 8 hours and I’m already making new friends 020
Zach Mack @zmack.bsky.social · 14/09/2026*stands up, tears in eyes, makes "X" with arms* Ruthkanda forever 010
Zach Mack @zmack.bsky.social · 10/09/2026A pitch-perfect performance in a criminally underrated film. I will never stop advocating for this movie!! 010
Zach Mack @zmack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026You’re laughing. I’m over here DYING to be told what this means for B2B SaaS solutions and you’re laughing. 060
Zach Mack @zmack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026And I can't believe they had to drop that guy into MOLTEN METAL at the end! RIP, wow... 000
Zach Mack @zmack.bsky.social · 13/08/2026The fact I even thought this was real for about 5 seconds says so much about this guy 010
Zach Mack @zmack.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Spirits writer friends are probably already aware of this, but let it be known: Mariah Carey has an Irish cream line, and I’m lowkey obsessed with it. 040
Zach Mack @zmack.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Sometimes I walk down the pasta aisle just to feel something 010
Zach Mack @zmack.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Maybe it’s just me, but I have a hard time believing Massachusetts would let a place like Widow’s Bay exist (assuming it must be Maine) 010
Zach Mack @zmack.bsky.social · 22/07/2026But Marisa....The hydration boost...it's like I never even knew this much water existed, let alone that I could drink it! 000
Zach Mack @zmack.bsky.social · 21/07/2026Ah, welcome back to New York!! You left out the positively brutal humidity though 110
Zach Mack @zmack.bsky.social · 20/07/2026Monty is going to be so frigging pissed when he hears this 001
Zach Mack @zmack.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I can’t believe I had 9 Whataburgers yesterday…really makes you think……. 110
Zach Mack @zmack.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Ok, this is what I get for saying “we should go to the beach!” out loud an hour ago. 020
Zach Mack @zmack.bsky.social · 28/06/2026You’re texting me? I’m here, an American, celebrating a historic Canadian win and you’re sending me messages? 010
