Leading cause of male pregnancy @zlosov.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Doing the homosexing Svvedish Style call that meetingballs 07112
Leading cause of male pregnancy @zlosov.bsky.social · 18/09/2026 Busy busy busy Busy busy busy Busy busy busy Busy busy busy Busy busy busy Busy busy busy Busy busy busy Busy busy busy Busy busy busy Busy busy busy Busy busy busy Busy busy busy Busy busy busy Busy busy busy Busy busy busy Busy busy busy Busy busy busy Busy busy busy Busy busy 326771
Leading cause of male pregnancy @zlosov.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Sometimes i smell an ovulating male and it takes all my power to fight the instincts. One day I'll slip, and boy is it gonna be embarrassing. They're gonna cancel me on twitter probably... 0377
Leading cause of male pregnancy @zlosov.bsky.social · 15/08/2026They're having a "What if spiderman was trans" discourse on twitter and i had to pitch in my two cents with a shitty MS paint comic 0477
Leading cause of male pregnancy @zlosov.bsky.social · 26/07/2026You lot are lowkiringkey sleeping on paying me to make mechs/robots/exosuits ngl It's my forte' my passione' my jenesesquoi 617546
Leading cause of male pregnancy @zlosov.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Ough i wanna pipis blast so hard rn. 0619
Leading cause of male pregnancy @zlosov.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Psychically announcing my arrival to my minions but instead of an ominous warning they just get this popup in their brain 0281
Leading cause of male pregnancy @zlosov.bsky.social · 18/06/2026My least favorite about Comission work isn't the work, it's the accounting. Im constantly paranoid that i forgot someone. Hasn't happened yet but knowing me... Especially right now because twitter's DMs are broken, i might deadass just miss a person and never realize it, harrowing experience. 0487
Leading cause of male pregnancy @zlosov.bsky.social · 12/06/2026WORK ALL NIGHT ON A DRINK O' RUM DAYLIGHT COME I STILL WORK AT HOME STACKING UPDATES TILL THE MORNING COME STILL NO RESPITE AND I'M STUCK AT HOME 08617
Leading cause of male pregnancy @zlosov.bsky.social · 11/06/2026on the plus side: moneys coming in, i am no longer panicking about the possibility of loaning it. On the minus side: there is no minus side, sure it's a lot of work but it's honest and productive. 29722
Leading cause of male pregnancy @zlosov.bsky.social · 07/06/2026big knife, big woman, comm from twitter. 16821
Leading cause of male pregnancy @zlosov.bsky.social · 07/06/2026welp, im never getting comissions if algorithm is going to rape me by absolutely destroying the visibility of my posts like that shit. Guess I'll suffer 05813
Leading cause of male pregnancy @zlosov.bsky.social · 06/06/2026I need 1400$ to pull my rotting wisdom teeth from inside my jaw before they start causing agonizing pain. I don't have that money. You might. You don't have my models I do. I can forsee a mutually beneficial exchange. 14633
Leading cause of male pregnancy @zlosov.bsky.social · 30/05/2026I shall pave a new way A new philosophy 2195
Leading cause of male pregnancy @zlosov.bsky.social · 23/05/2026I put a water transfer tribal tattoo directly on my brain and this is how my synapses reacted 18613
Leading cause of male pregnancy @zlosov.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Ezgif broke, slumming it with worse options right now 1657
Leading cause of male pregnancy @zlosov.bsky.social · 21/05/2026Spirit tracks softlocked me because the flute is broken and after like 4+ hours of trying the fire temple tune i gave up. Oh well. Anyway, not bionicle 210127
Leading cause of male pregnancy @zlosov.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I am spiriting my tracks rn. Playing it after Phantom Hourglass is quite the alien experience because it's so much more small and empty, but also designed around fixing the flaws in PH. I dunno how i feel about it yet. So far- i feel like it could be doing way more, but I'm only at Ocean Temple. 0255
Leading cause of male pregnancy @zlosov.bsky.social · 28/04/2026If men can't get pregnant WHY THE FUCK do i have to pay them child support for my offspring? Huh? Explain Obama EXPLAIN 0321
Leading cause of male pregnancy @zlosov.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I've broken this website once by uploading mpreg so hot the developers busted their collective nuts into the servers and short circuited them. I can do it again 14510
Leading cause of male pregnancy @zlosov.bsky.social · 18/04/2026I have the monopoly on naming, and i will abuse that monopoly. 011020
Leading cause of male pregnancy @zlosov.bsky.social · 16/04/2026got that FLU in me, got that SICKNESS got those SINUS BLOCKAGE ya know 0265
Leading cause of male pregnancy @zlosov.bsky.social · 11/04/2026I need to finish my commissions. 15711
Leading cause of male pregnancy @zlosov.bsky.social · 10/04/2026You have to start masturbating to weirder shit. Complacency in porn preference is a fascist trend. 2486
Leading cause of male pregnancy @zlosov.bsky.social · 07/04/2026Hanging out with people irl for the first time in months and i legit forgot how exhausting it is. I'm barely able to keep my eyes open, it was a good time, but holy shit i am not built for prolonged interaction. i was gonna work tonight, but i think for once... it's bedtime. 0204
Leading cause of male pregnancy @zlosov.bsky.social · 04/04/2026this place is weird because it's the only one that requires i have a seperate vpn for this site to launch. Twitter tumblr f95 and youtube all launch fine with a proxy, bsky doesn't. 15111
Leading cause of male pregnancy @zlosov.bsky.social · 01/04/2026If i wasn't cursed to be obscure i would be known as a real life tony stark. I invented the Penis snorkle, the enema free colon cleaner,the prongler, the form fitting mouth prop, the ungulate stilts,40 new card games, the bagpipe dildo, the self repairing library index And yet... i am still a nobody 0194
Leading cause of male pregnancy @zlosov.bsky.social · 31/03/2026It's the day when i'm visible so you better be looking 010423
Leading cause of male pregnancy @zlosov.bsky.social · 31/03/2026was making a joke to my henchman about getting some head, and suddenly realized that every masterpiece... has it's cheap copy. 060
Leading cause of male pregnancy @zlosov.bsky.social · 31/03/2026Shawty thought giving me head would be easy, he didn't know my eight inch pseudo penis is velcro. Shawty is dead now 113429
