Zack Levine @zlevine.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Every time the World Cup comes around I have to explain to friends who’ve never watched it before what the FIFA Creep Shot™️ is. 210
Zack Levine @zlevine.bsky.social · 15/06/2026And right after he got done taking his afternoon laps in the swimming pool too. 021
Zack Levine @zlevine.bsky.social · 31/05/2026He needs to get these minutes in now, since apparently he’s an option at d-mid once the tournament starts. 110
Zack Levine @zlevine.bsky.social · 26/05/2026Also available to play backup for Tyler Adams: a pile of dirty training jerseys, one cantaloupe, and Custer’s ghost. 050
Zack Levine @zlevine.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Imagining what this roster might look like after Weiler leaves is a fun thought experiment. 010
Zack Levine @zlevine.bsky.social · 22/02/2026“MLS isn’t a fairytale where all your dreams come true. It’s not like Moby Dick.” 0131
Zack Levine @zlevine.bsky.social · 20/01/2026Drunk warns that this buzz will end if you don’t buy him more beer. 010
Zack Levine @zlevine.bsky.social · 12/01/2026“I’ll get the proposal to you as soon as I figure out how to stop screaming.” 060
Zack Levine @zlevine.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Guess we know what happened to this kid when he grew up. theonion.com/gop-maintain...theonion.comGOP Maintains Solid Hold On Youth That Already Look Like Old MenThe Republican Party may have an insurmountable lead among young voters who dress and act like they’re already 50 years old. 040
Zack Levine @zlevine.bsky.social · 08/11/2025One of the only useful things about the Trump era is that is it usually unearths Some New Tri-state Asshole™️ for those of us outside the area to loathe every six months or so. 070
Zack Levine @zlevine.bsky.social · 27/10/2025The Athletic essentially abandoning its MLS coverage really bums me out. 130
Zack Levine @zlevine.bsky.social · 21/09/2025I mean, what’s more important, being a good goalkeeper or being a good friend to Messi? 000
Zack Levine @zlevine.bsky.social · 20/08/2025As a DC fan I’m just thankful that Weiler’s first game wasn’t against Colorado because he definitely would have tried to sign Ted Ku-DiPietro. 0100
Zack Levine @zlevine.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Montreal: Dysfunctional, currently tied for last place DC: Dysfunctional, currently tied for last place. Will Clark even notice a difference? 190
Zack Levine @zlevine.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Yeah, I saw those too. I’d probably take that deal as well. 100
Zack Levine @zlevine.bsky.social · 18/08/2025I’m so down on this team right now that I’d probably complain about any move they made. But this feels pretty uninspiring. It also makes me wonder if Pirani is out the door. 100
Zack Levine @zlevine.bsky.social · 30/06/2025If you really squint, Jack McGlynn kind of looks like Mikkel Damsgaard… 000
Zack Levine @zlevine.bsky.social · 08/06/2025I have pretty vivid memories of driving to work along East Pratt Street past bunches of National Guard troops loitering around in front of all the empty Inner Harbor shops. 010
Zack Levine @zlevine.bsky.social · 28/04/2025The plan is to lump the ball hopelessly up field at a second tall guy. 110
Zack Levine @zlevine.bsky.social · 24/04/2025I don’t know how good he would be at this point, but he’d be an excellent heel. 000
Zack Levine @zlevine.bsky.social · 11/04/2025How many fucking interviews has this creep done with the NYT? It seems like they talk to him every other week. 070
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Zack Levine @zlevine.bsky.social · 05/04/2025He’s one of the most exciting young players in the league. I’m really happy that’s translating to national team call ups. 010
Reposted by Zack Levine Sen. Cory Booker @booker.senate.gov · 01/04/2025I’ve taken the Senate floor and will speak for as long as I’m physically able to lift the voices of Americans who are being harmed and not being heard in this moment of crisis. Watch here:youtube.comLive: Speaking on Trump, Musk, and America’s Moral Moment on the Senate Floor | Senator Cory BookerYouTube video by Senator Cory Booker 107485077710423
Zack Levine @zlevine.bsky.social · 21/03/2025It’s really hard. But honestly, holding onto the anger that I’ve been feeling has helped me. I kind of find it energizing. It’s what has kept me going to protests and pestering my representatives to do more to oppose Trump. So let the rage give you strength to oppose him and push despair away. 010
Zack Levine @zlevine.bsky.social · 28/02/2025I love my son Seldon Lycurgus, who is definitely not a background character in one of the Star Wars prequels. 010
Zack Levine @zlevine.bsky.social · 13/02/2025I like it, though part of me wishes that the accent and main color sections were reversed, so it would be a bolder design. 000
Zack Levine @zlevine.bsky.social · 28/01/2025I think that’s why Okonokos is one of the best live albums of the past twenty-ish years. It captured them at pretty close to their absolute peak. 110
Zack Levine @zlevine.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I feel that every Post Office location has exactly two employees: the one you described above and their polar opposite. 020
Zack Levine @zlevine.bsky.social · 20/11/2024Almost exactly what is sounds like, sadly. www.vanityfair.com/news/2018/11...vanityfair.comTrump A.G.’s Toilet-Scamming Days Come Back to Haunt HimNew reports show Matthew Whitaker allegedly tried to stonewall an investigation into his time with World Patent Marketing. 120
Zack Levine @zlevine.bsky.social · 09/11/2024Definitely kind of surprising to me because watching Philly this year, I didn’t think their big problem was Curtin’s management. 020
Zack Levine @zlevine.bsky.social · 23/10/2024Yeah, the winner feels like it would be too much. But it does feel like a Josef goal is on the cards. 000
