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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Give the liquids back to the ocean!
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
LinkedIn-ass dom post
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you’re in line to jump, STAY IN LINE!
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Do you?
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I was watching Executive Decision and on top of the fact that Steven Seagal dies in the first act and BD Wong plays a commando I completely forget how great the miniatures were in that era.
miniature airplanes
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
You can just block Simon. He’s garbage.
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I know you're american impaired but are you really stupid enough to believe a flock brochure? These will reduce road deaths as much as tasers reduced shootings.
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Do you think he shits like a bird?
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I basically live on chicken seasoned with chili power and that's what I call it. I also refer to myself as Mexican for what it's worth.
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I fucking love ovals
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
it's OK you probably just don't have wheels over there.
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
I like space and I like Gordo
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
We can all tell you’re super smart and well adjusted because you derive no value from others.
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I am in possession of a recording of whiz khalifa using the n-word
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
That doesn’t narrow it down a lot.
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Maybe the crises are 6 inches in front of his right eye.
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
keep it alive for 32 years
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
My doctor asked if I was having thoughts of hurting myself or others. I said “nope” as I thought about hurting like 5 different people.
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
lois already told me
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
I'm trying so hard.
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
anything that works in las vegas can also work in dubai or hell, but that's it
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
garsh...
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Verhoeven's like: yeah, that's fine
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
apps are for babies
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
and you're just gonna try to debunk it with some weak "if people came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?" type shit
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I like when hoover cries for the doctors and dentists that crash their planes
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Americans just aren’t partying anymore.
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
when we were dunking on them for just finding out about the odyssey we missed that they probably just found out about poems, too
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 24/06/2024
Then go bother shepherd.
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 10/02/2024
is this place weird yet?
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 13/01/2024
Fuck. I forgot you were here. Why?
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 27/12/2023
*respectfully* awooga
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
The last time I got a summons, I put it on the fridge and then just completely forgot to call. I wonder if there’s a warrant out for me or something.
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 28/11/2023
But the only threat they pose is as a choking hazard.
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
Aside from catching a fraudster, was there something he actually wanted?
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
That doesn't work here, bitch. Get fucked.
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 06/11/2023
Keep getting followed by these very blurry girls.
New followers with the Avis blurred
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 15/10/2023
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 11/10/2023
eavesdropping on my clients openly talking about genocide as they drop to whispers to discuss something they apparently think would sound inappropriate
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 09/10/2023
WaPo has issued a response.
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 02/10/2023
My HOA president doesn't know he's waving old glory from a GIRL's flagpole.
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 30/09/2023
*poking you in the eyes so you know I'm your dad*
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 27/09/2023
block
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 26/09/2023
Basically, yes, everyone I don't like is a Nazi.
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 22/09/2023
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
whenever there is extended discourse about like, the morality of blocking someone, i can’t help but feel like a lot of people here would benefit from putting some real energy into not being a pussy
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
*immediately breaks neck*
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ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 16/09/2023
i think i just broke twitter
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