ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I was watching Executive Decision and on top of the fact that Steven Seagal dies in the first act and BD Wong plays a commando I completely forget how great the miniatures were in that era. 010 0
ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 17/08/2026I know you're american impaired but are you really stupid enough to believe a flock brochure? These will reduce road deaths as much as tasers reduced shootings. 1150 0
ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 07/07/2026I basically live on chicken seasoned with chili power and that's what I call it. I also refer to myself as Mexican for what it's worth. 000 0
ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 21/04/2026We can all tell you’re super smart and well adjusted because you derive no value from others. 000 0
ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 20/03/2026I am in possession of a recording of whiz khalifa using the n-word 010 0
ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 30/01/2026My doctor asked if I was having thoughts of hurting myself or others. I said “nope” as I thought about hurting like 5 different people. 010 0
ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 19/01/2026anything that works in las vegas can also work in dubai or hell, but that's it 1101 0
ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 21/04/2025and you're just gonna try to debunk it with some weak "if people came from monkeys, why are there still monkeys?" type shit 000 0
ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I like when hoover cries for the doctors and dentists that crash their planes 010 0
ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 31/12/2024when we were dunking on them for just finding out about the odyssey we missed that they probably just found out about poems, too 0100 0
ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 28/11/2023The last time I got a summons, I put it on the fridge and then just completely forgot to call. I wonder if there’s a warrant out for me or something. 110 0
ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 27/11/2023Aside from catching a fraudster, was there something he actually wanted? 120 0
ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 11/10/2023eavesdropping on my clients openly talking about genocide as they drop to whispers to discuss something they apparently think would sound inappropriate 000 0
ⲍίτ @zit.bsky.social · 02/10/2023My HOA president doesn't know he's waving old glory from a GIRL's flagpole. 010 0
Reposted by ⲍίτPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 17/09/2023whenever there is extended discourse about like, the morality of blocking someone, i can’t help but feel like a lot of people here would benefit from putting some real energy into not being a pussy 181087111 0