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Ants Schmants

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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 09/09/2026
yea man
A Steam review for Touhou 6 that just says "*Sucks Patchouli's boobs*" that was rated both "helpful" and "funny" by 4 and 3 users respectively
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 22/08/2026
type shit
Scary hooded figure without a visible face with impact font text below saying "It you see this on social media DELETE EVERYTHING"
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 27/07/2026
It's un(?)fortunately lost media! 😔 Steam completely overhauled big picture mode around 22' or 23' and we lost the ability to power off the PC with a single button press However if you got the time you can still map all the buttons in your controller to instead close the game immediately instead
Current day Steam Big Picture screen showing the controller settings for Garfield Kart (2019)
A silhouette of a controller is in the middle and all of the buttons have been mapped to an action named "Force Game Shutdown" which is NOT the same thing as what the main post was talking about but is as close as Steam lets us recreate the original configuration
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 07/07/2026
Guy in the hospital (the flag of Argentina is edited in front of his face) texting someone "I lived bitch"
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 07/07/2026
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 07/07/2026
damm this game is pretty messi
Scoreboard showing that Argentina is 0 to 1 against Egypt and has like 29 minutes to turn things around
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 05/07/2026
Chudjack in tears with a big mushroom cloud behind him. 
Something Happened.
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 25/06/2026
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 25/06/2026
🇧🇷3x0🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿?????
blurry 3d render of a penguin with his hands above his head with an incredulous expression
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 13/06/2026
POV: Neymar em campo
Fake AZ Quotes screenshot showing warren buffet saying "Freak the fuck out and panic sell everything right now. It's fucking over"
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 12/06/2026
Kratos
post do tumblr de 'imsobadatnicknames2' onde o kratos do god of war olha pra uns personagens e repete o nome deles com uma escrita diferente do original ["esnupi" "escriles" "misterbis"]

O texto do post diz: O fato que "esnupi" foi pelo menos parcialmente popularizado na internet anglófona por causa desse meme so Kratos falando o nome de personagens com fonética espanhola / portuguesa é suficiente pra por o Kratos no Hall de Latinos Honorários
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 12/06/2026
they mean the world 2 me
A comic strip by florkofcows showing Connecticut Clark and his evil witch wild Malfina.

Clark, a sockpuppet looking guy holds a ring out and asks her "will you make me the 3rd happiest man in Connecticut and marry me?"
Malfina takes a second to reply "ok" and the last panel cuts to the wedding
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 07/06/2026
my stupid chungus laptop finally died
Two firefox tabs with duckduckgo searches titled "guy breaking chains meme" and "price of a used thinkpad"
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 05/06/2026
GoG marketing newsletter
A fundraiser for a bald guy with eyeshadow and a stick moustache titled "Im Racist and I want a million dollars"
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 23/05/2026
my timeline this weekend for some reason
that tired meme of the guy walking up to a computer. He asks google to say "I Am the Bog Pervert" and google says "IM BOG PERVERT". The user is perplexed by this
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 03/05/2026
I think the answer is quite obvious
Image macro with the text: JFK gay as fuck falling asleep when Jackie phat ass out like that (eye emoji)

The attached image is from the assassination of john kennedy, who is laying dead on the car seat while his wife is bending over trying to leave the vehicle
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 07/03/2026
update on this
A Backloggd review of Resident Evil Village
It's five stars and reads "this is the stupidest video game ever made"
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 24/02/2026
Yoko Taro, creative director of Nier Automata, with a speech bubble above his head
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 18/02/2026
Buying 8GB RAM bc my stick broke
Youtube Clickbait thumbnail supposedly talking about Chinese Economics. Chairman Xi Jinping stands in front of a red graph and a burning bank with the text $1 TRILLION GONE! written overhead
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 20/01/2026
Demon Negotiation concept art
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 06/01/2026
It does make me a bit cranky seeing folks doing alt text that isnt quite 'helpful' as I'd like (like alt text that is just the "text" part of an image instead of a proper description) but then I remember how bad alt text can be on Tumblr and think yea you know what maybe we dont have it so bad here
A white rectangular pop up that shows up when you click the "alt text" box in a tumblr image. You can see the following text inside

Image Description
image
CLOSE
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 17/12/2025
woops
the web address used by Ken Paxton displays a message stating the site is "temporarily unavailable"
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 27/11/2025
It's real
Satire article from Hard Drive dot net with the following headline:

Dead by Daylight DLC Adds Iconic '80s Monster Ronald Reagan
There is an edited picture depicting Reagan in a dark foggy forest next to the DBD logo attatched to the headline
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 06/11/2025
If I may
Two pictures in a white background of a green Legend of Zelda themed T-shirt and olive cargo shorts
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 27/08/2025
it was aight ¯\_(╯‿ ╰)_/¯
Screenshot from the Steam achievements section showing I 100%'d No Sleep For Kaname Date
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 27/08/2025
beat no sleep for kaname date
An edit of a somewhat famous Steam review where a player recommends against a particular game saying, quote: "game SUCKS i go to BED"

The review in question has been edited to make it seem as if it was made by Kaname Date from the Somnium Files franchise and it says "Case SUCKS i go to BED" instead.
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 08/08/2025
I'm a big fan of when artists are drawing something and it looks like this
A crude illustration showing a character on a beach winking and doing a peace sign at the viewer with an ice cold drink in the other hand, with text above her head saying "Character that the artist wanted to draw on the front". To her right there is a poorly drawn stickman with a hat surfing a huge wave very far away. You can see the text "The side character they really like doing some goofy shit in the back" above his head. 
There is a big mark in the bottom like the ones you see at a postcard that just says "wow BEACH" with a peach-colored gradient around it
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 05/06/2025
happy june 5th
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 04/06/2025
#DeltaruneSpoilers holy shit anyone gotten to this part yet
a screenshot of deltarune where kris and ralsei stumble upon Wide Kiryu, the final boss of deltarune.
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 21/05/2025
just found out that GSG decided to remaster the first 3 S.T.A.L.K.E.R games and the consensus right now seems to be hmm. not good.
Steam page for STALKER: Shadow of Chernobyl - Enhanced Edition.
Only 37% of 353 of users have given it a positive review, landing the game a "Mostly Negative" rating
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 14/04/2025
A screenshot from shin megami tensei strange journey showing 'Zelenin', a colossal deity attached to a cross standing tall atop a civilization.

The words "BAD ENDING - THE WHOLE WORLD IS NOW BRAZIL" can be seen written in Impact Font on the top & bottom of the image
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 18/10/2024
Me when I bite into a very sweet blueberry and sit on a liddle mushroom
Thumbnail of a 16 minute video by the channel 'The Linux Experiment'
The thumbnail says, in bright letters: GNOME'S FUTURE LOOKS BRIGHT

The "Gnome" in the sentence refers to the Linux Desktop Environment, not the small creature
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