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Lady in the pub asked me if she could sit in my seat so that she could pet all the dogs that come in and honestly I A) can't say no to that and B) wish I thought of it

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Spot on take there My older sister was nuts about HP and genuinely adored the franchise more than anything Had no issue with shunning it no matter even though it upset her. Because she respects me and my brother more than she valued her nostalgic comfort It's not hard to just do the right thing

I can't wait to finally get what I want and then immediately quit

Zin! (Sebby) @zindog.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Today I made my line manager uncomfortable by pointing out that I am doing senior work for junior pay. You know who's also uncomfortable? Me, because I'm doing senior work for junior pay.

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What is it with being in the cinema and getting blasted with "HEY YOU SHOULD JOIN THE ARMY" adverts

Zin! (Sebby) @zindog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Lazy inattentive idiot dog was making overnight oats and grabbed the frozen berries only to find they were actually peas I think I got them all back out again

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Zin! (Sebby) @zindog.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I don't think I can eloquently describe how catastrophic this is. I would've thrown up.

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Zin! (Sebby) @zindog.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Yet another day where I'm quite literally waiting for more than an hour to get a train home.

Zin! (Sebby) @zindog.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Mick and I have just found out that I physically can't blow a raspberry

Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 19/09/2026

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this tweet is NINE years old and is still the best trans rights policy advice out there

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Zin! (Sebby) @zindog.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

No I don't know my own phone number those are way too many digits to remember Yes I do know the winning lottery numbers from LOST what's that got to do with anything

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Angine de Poitrine fucking rules.

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Zin! (Sebby) @zindog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Wait if Ed Sheeran's cancelled now, when else am I meant to go out to the smoking area when I'm at the club?

Zin! (Sebby) @zindog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This train is full of uni students on a trip and they've been giggling and shouting to each other the entire journey and someone just went "oh my days shut UP. PLEASE." and I think I might fuck this man.

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Zin! (Sebby) @zindog.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My morning energy goes up about 300% when the first thing I do is slam on bbno$

I'm buying a lottery ticket I'm feeling it today

When the train toilet has soap, running water, AND a hand dryer that doesn't just breathe air on you 😌

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I get: to feel full all morning and the personal satisfaction of not greasing it up this morning He gets: to chomp down a Rennie by 10

My puppydog eyes usually get me a mouthful of something different

Man next to me in the office is having a bacon sausage and egg toastie with cheese and brown sauce and I'm watering down my overnight oats with tears

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The secret ringleader vibe. I like it >..>

How many points can I get per load?

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Matalan cashier announcements - the must-have for every horse fair

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Just a chair to wait your turn You get a ticket number like you're in Argos

Are you volunteering? ❤️

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Zin! (Sebby) @zindog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

*Oh hey what have you spent your Sunday doing?" Dickriding. Lots of dickriding

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IT WAS JPOP I MEANT TO SAY JPOP OH MY GOD IT'S JPOP

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Zin! (Sebby) @zindog.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

I've decided to go through all the EveryNoise playlists and listen to an hour of each genre 2-step was a hell yeah I didn't feel well listening to 21st century classical 432hz was just white noise 48g was kpop but with more cocaine I may fall asleep with 528hz playing later

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Zin! (Sebby) @zindog.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Clearly doing something right!

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Dimension 20 @dimension20.dropout.tv · 07/09/2026

every job deserves comfort, dignity and safety! 🫡

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Zin! (Sebby) @zindog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

1 to 1 with my team lead and he says "I've not seen you so happy in a long time" Yeah that's right man I'm buzzed and nobody's taking that away from me today

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Zin! (Sebby) @zindog.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Oh yeah, food delivery with no substitutions That's what we want babyyy

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Zin! (Sebby) @zindog.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I knew it you hate me forever and ever and want me to disappear 😞

Zin! (Sebby) @zindog.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

That one broke me for a while

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Zin! (Sebby) @zindog.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

Haaaaaappy birthday ❤️❤️

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And it's got *our* name on it~

This is how I look at you when you've just found out I've done something a teeny bit mischievous

Just gonna chew on you instead

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Zin! (Sebby) @zindog.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Just damn neared chewed my thumb off watching Obsession

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Sudden realisation that whenever I hyperfocused on something as a kid my parents would take that thing away from me and so I learned to never share anything and now I'm a dysfunctional adult I feel like I have to apologise for showing even the slightest bit of excitement over anything at all