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Cyctrix

@zimpleman3.bsky.social
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Cycling hack and here for the banter.

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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 6h
This your moment to witness someone being shellacked live on tv for free! This is not a pay-per-view event.
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 9h
Calm before the storm on two fronts 🤦‍♂️🤣
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 11h
The list is very long and the crimes are extensive.
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 11h
I wonder what happens to those who bomb a girls school.
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 11h
This is late stage Custer’s last stand energy.
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 11h
Winning post of the day!
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 11h
We’ve declined to mouth breathing territory.
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 12h
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Dumb And Dumber Balthazar Costume
ALT: Dumb And Dumber Balthazar Costume
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 12h
☝️☝️☝️☝️☝️
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 13h
If anything materializes, the same JCPOA agreement he tore up in 2018 will be unchanged and re-signed. Master class buffoonery negotiator.
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 15h
The upside down world is in epic form.
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 15h
Interesting spin. He might want to peek at the education and poverty rates for red States.
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I hope this continues. The battery life on his contraption is 15 minutes tops.
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
He meant to say, “Are we going to accept freedom or keep our tyranny?”.
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yeah, it’s that invisible leash attached to Ted Cruz.
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
First and foremost, raping girls is an automatic disqualification.
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sum up this guy’s economy
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Burgermeister Meisterburger
ALT: Burgermeister Meisterburger
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Or simply the direction of the economy.
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
😂😂
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
$50 if you grill during the storm.
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I’m so disappointed in this thread that the obvious and obnoxious couldn’t be displayed.
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Bike Penis
ALT: Bike Penis
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They haven’t quite figured out their stupid economy quite yet. Rest assured AI is king of the spin.
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Copyright laws will be rewritten where you can’t use AI to steal their AI generated products. You in turn pay AI out of your AI pocket. Then you create an AI middleman to bargain with their AI bots who are stealing their own AI generated products 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Wait until they usher in a new conspiracy where the vaccine is a placebo.
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Willy Wonka Says 'And We Go!'
ALT: Willy Wonka Says 'And We Go!'
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Soon to be voided contracts.
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
A new comedy starting this Fall on ABC’s Friday night of family fun…. “Conveniently the day after”. 🤣🤣
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Of the 9 imaginary wars he’s prevented, he can’t quite navigate and fictionally solve this one either.
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🤷‍♂️ just in case of the explosive type
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The guy at Walmart selling gutter guards, minus YMCA playing, has more enthusiasm than this senile dribble.
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Padded diaper and walking contraption 2000. For 4 easy payments of $45.47 you can have your very own. All accessories are sold separately; stain remover, cologne pouch, soft cloth diapers.
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Man Says Sure-Sure-Sure on Airplane
ALT: Man Says Sure-Sure-Sure on Airplane
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
So this isn’t a hair club for men ad?
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is he speaking inside an empty padded room?
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is that an Olive Garden lobby?
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Monty Python: I Think This Is Getting Too Silly
ALT: Monty Python: I Think This Is Getting Too Silly
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Jane's Addiction - Stop (Official Music Video) | Warner Vault
YouTube video by Warner Records Vault
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
apnews.com/article/trum...
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A gut punch in Ohio: Nearly 1,400 laid off at truck factory just days before Trump rally
President Donald Trump is trying to rally voters in the Dayton, Ohio, area on Saturday. But days ago, 1,400 workers were laid off from a truck factory there.
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😂😂
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Welcome to Furr’s vibes.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 03/10/2026
This is a photo of some rocks and sand. It was taken earlier today, with a camera 247,000,000 km away. It was taken on Mars. And now you're looking at it on your screen.
Dusty, red rocks, and red soil. Darker soil in the middle of the image marks where one of the rocks has been displaced.
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Claude Monet @monet.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Factory landscape - 1858/1861 botfrens.com/collections/41/content…
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That piece could be muted and everyone would know right off the top what the outcome is because that jacket screams bs.
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The energy in the room is like a Peterbilt running out diesel on the highway.
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Odd, I say the same thing about my gopher problem.
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Jack Nicholson and friend raise hands
ALT: Jack Nicholson and friend raise hands
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Future gas prices…
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To The Moon Rocket Launch by Grabatar
ALT: To The Moon Rocket Launch by Grabatar
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Checks notes …. and prices will never be reduced once they’re removed.
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not to mention they fudged the inflation calculation too.
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Cyctrix @zimpleman3.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Perfect false flag moment.
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