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Zija Pulp

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If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat. — Mark Twain

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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not only do you not get to call your employees the N word, you don’t get to even think that.
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He’s always been a racist and a pig, so why would he change?
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This reminds me of Elon and his insistence that humans will be living on Mars in five years. Pure fantasy. As someone else commented, these are the dreams of bullied thirteen-year-old boys. My feeling is just go. Take who you want but leave the rest of us.
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
And blonde hair. Don’t forget that.
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I simply do not see the point of this. A waste of time and stupid ideology. Secy. Hegseth and his lethality—how’re we doing in Iran?
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Yeah…😕
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Nice form!
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
At this point in the diminution of his brain, I suspect that he’s not noticing the lack of parallelism. Be glad that at least he got the name of our country right.
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Tarragon Block-Buster
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Spacewalk? My fears were more pedestrian: I was terrified of stumbling into quick sand.
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
He’ll be kept in the bed next to Mitch.
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
He can go FCK himself. No uterus, no vote.
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
I’d much rather see justice be done than watching the orange lunatic spend our taxpayer money on unnecessary statuary, renovations, etc.
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I would have said she has an unorthodox bathing method with a pen.
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
You better get a passport and head for Mexico or Canada!
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is barbaric, and if ICE and this regime thinks Americans will cheer this inhumane behavior, they’ve got another thing coming. When Dems come in they’ll be sure not to forget these Nazi antics.
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
And he’s not going to hear from him either. Mitchell is unconscious or dead.
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Dumb question: Do you bath him every day? You must! Gosh.
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
She’s pretty advanced if she’s already using a black pen! Brava!
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Probably one of my top 10 movies.
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Right. We’re America. We have plenty of EVERYTHING! Truth is, he’s used to barking out orders and his coterie of helpers follow through. He doesn’t understand that the world doesn’t work that way. And it doesn’t have to do with how much $$$ there is all the time.
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
He’s clearly out of his mind if he thinks costs are coming down. He has said that everyday of his second term. He told us once he was back in office, the prices of eggs, groceries, gas, houses would all go down. Hasn’t happened. He didn’t end the Ukraine war on his first day either.
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
All they needed to do was send one journalist. All the rest are masochists.
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Please tell me you were able to use “You should see the other guy” at least once or twice.
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Michael has a most impressive tail! (That didn’t come out quite right. Sorry.)
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Is that a brown stripe of fur?
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I would also add that Trump was helped by Elon Musk. Musk nearly admitted to it. (Honestly, I’m not a conspiracy theorist, but I truly believe this.)
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
My understanding was the group that handles revamping it to code told Trump it was going to take x amount of time, which displeased the king. He wanted to fly around in his new luxury plane. So they must have let him have his way until SS stopped them. That’s how stupid Donny is.
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
With all the $$$ we give to the Department of Defense, military housing should be better than most public sector housing. This is how we treat our heroes, our soldiers? This is CRIMINAL. Head of this entire enterprise needs to be fired.
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
He’s a supermodel. Gunther.
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I thought the two men were the same. Who would give the two guys the same hair color? Twins? Part of the mystery? Note the heroine’s Sharon Tate looks.
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Brava!
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Your British jays are so spiffy unlike our brash, rough-and-tumble thugs. And so loud!
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
There was a time (after WWII) when capitalism took seriously their end of the deal: paid taxes, paid employees and gave benefits and pensions. What changed that employees were seen as the problem?
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Well, tbh, she looks like she’s stuck in a pink comfy guillotine. I don’t blame her one bit.
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Beautiful! How lucky are you!
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Goof job, Tom!
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
That sounds about right. If there’s no apparati to measure and count the number, then there’s no problem. Demented thinking of cheap Republicans.
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
@Penslifer Despite your belief, Platner will win. Republicans have all sorts of sexual scandals (much worse than the allegations leveled at Platner) and they win. Trust me. Maine is done with two-faced Collins.
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
No matter what, I’m still voting for Platner. He wasn’t my first choice to begin with but once Mills dropped out who was left? The MOST IMPORTANT THING is we oust Susan Collins who has fucked women over (not just in Maine, but throughout America) with her vote for the drunk, lying Kavanaugh.
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Great idea! Thank Michael for me, will you?
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I had a big cat who would sneak into the shower from the far end and come up and lick water off my legs.
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Fab pix and audio.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 17/05/2026
when a woman has an opinion, Online
vintage comic panel of a grotesque giant man looking deranged and grabbing a blondw woman in a red outfit
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
There’s always renting out your house and skedaddling to someplace more quiet.
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
There’s been similar complaints in our town which now has a boutique whisky maker. Black gunk on houses a mile away.
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Don’t be so sure. Massie is more admired than Trump.
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hopelaughlove.bsky.social @hopelaughlove.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
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Senator Ruben Gallego @gallego.senate.gov · 19/05/2026
Ukraine is showing us the future of warfare. It is in the United State's strategic interest to make sure that they win. @americanprogress.bsky.social
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Zija Pulp @zijapulp.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Did you ask the political cartoonist permission to reproduce? That’s STANDARD OP.
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