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Zigutini

@zigutini.bsky.social
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(he/him) (FU White House) These days I enjoy eating plants, playing with kitties, and frequenting authoritarian-free spaces. Ticked off blue dot in a red state that I still love.

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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Somehwere, someday maybe... "In a very strange and satisfying sequence of events, Stephen Colberts name has been added to the Kennedy Center. When asked to comment, former president tRump responded with random fart noises and then died."
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Braaaiiiiiiiinssssssss...... Scott doesn't have one, so I'm still starving.... i vote yes on the marmalade discipline banana.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Samuel Alito flew flags used by insurrectionists. Clarence Thomas' wife plotted to overturn the 2020 election. Both justices refused to recuse themselves from SCOTUS cases related to the Jan 6 plot. Both ruled in favor of Trump's mail-in ballot sabotage. I don't think I'll ever get over this.
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
He is a billionaire. He has unlimited access to the best golf courses in the world (not his, I mean he just came go to them if he wants). He apparently has unlimited time to golf. He presumably had the best coaches, and has been golfing now for decades. AND HE STILL SUCKS AT GOLF.
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Maybe not, but I think he has a lot of door problems...
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Tar and feathers used to be pretty effective... Just sayin....
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
One wonders how exactly does one willingly "under-earn"? Wouldn't that be determined by how much your employer is willing to pay for wages? Mr. Serious-Soybean-Man, we see through your bullshit which happens to be every word you say. So fuck all the way off to prison where you belong. Seriously.
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Fist-face needs to go to jail for the rest of his life, period.
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
"Fist-face" Homan. Pretty sure he is a Dick Tracy villain. Also just a dick.
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Criminals be criming...
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David Rothkopf @djrothkopf.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Trump, empowered by SCOTUS, entered office convinced he could do insider trading, sell pardons and favors, take bribes, steal and openly flout the law. Now, with the prospect of investigations looming, he is growing ever more fearful that he miscalculated.
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Our Common Defense @ourcommondefense.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The president doesn’t have some mysterious ability to do whatever he wants Republicans at every level choose not to stop him, even though they could Senate, House, appointees, local officials, candidates — all lined up, smiling for the camera, fully complicit
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The irony here is that MAGA all think this is because he is driven and energetic, but it's just because he is dementing and this is him sun-downing hard.
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
"Hot, loud, and consuming" are literally their primary characteristics. Coincidentally, those are also the primary characteristics of the president...
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This was a performative move. Oil prices won't budget because the cost of making Venezuelan oil usable is astronomical. The only point here was to make his base think he's doing something, but this will backfire because it wont even make gas prices go down.
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
My vote is for "Lake tRump's Micropenis". After all, he wants his name on something so badly he might even go for it.
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Death has really really shitty aim.
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Ah, look at the president, concentrating so hard on pooping. Also, look, there is the A-1 Lady! Hi, A-1 Lady...
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
🔥 @mizzwelch.bsky.social on @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social meeting Kushner: "I don't want to collaborate with fascists/criminals. This is why Dems’ rating is low. He should say ‘Jared there’ll be billions of investigations, 1 for every $ you enriched yourself’ — We need a new Speaker."
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
His recent moves on the bond market confirm this conclusion. Mr Serious Soybean Farmer is not going to help the economy. Well, the working people's economy, that is. And he may not do much for the rich people's economy either, because he is actually an idiot that can sometimes sound smart.
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I love all the thoughtful discourse on this post (can't find this on the hellsite), but all I really came to say was "A-1" This lady has no business being anywhere near our education system, unfortunately.
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
I heard one take that he was somehow "putting them on notice". I think it's not a good take, because if that were the case it wouldn't have been so private. I know literally anyone is better than Johnson as Speaker, but do we really have to get the least-better person just "because"?
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Byron Donalds is made of plastic. Prove me wrong.
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Who says "January First", like its some promotional for the month of January?... Weirdo. Or, sorry, I guess this was Natalie, as most of them are now. I can imagine when Cheung or Miller wants to post and they all have a big slap fight over tRump's phone...
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
To be fair, this IS exactly how he would treat a blue state... so he is consistent, at least.
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Carney spoke for some time and laid out his reasons with measured grace and intelligence. tRump responds with a short whiny tantrum that is the equivalent of throwing poop and yelling "NUH UH" He might be outclassed just a bit here...
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 22/08/2026
“Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.” Frank Herbert, Dune
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
This is just a prime example of tRump saying something he knows he just made up, but he also knows his base will buy, because 1) he believes they are all very stupid, and 2) they are all very stupid
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
This is musk attempting to justify the DOGE cuts. He didn't "directly" hurt anyone with them, therefore he can't be branded a mass murderer. As it is with tRump (and for the same reason), everything is always about him.
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Bessent - "I don't understand why everyone thinks I am a walking talking embodiment of the term 'entitled rich white asshole'. I'm just a poor soybean farmer!!"
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I would LOVE it if for once, just once, one of these useless talking heads immediately pushed back on one of Couch-Fucker's blatant lies like this with "Complete and utter horseshit" or something. Just once, live on camera, for the world to see. Come on, someone, just one instantly viral video!
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
She has no security clearance, no education or other qualifications related to government, and yet she now controls practically all of the information going to and from the president of arguably the most powerful country in the world, and we should feel sorry for her because "people are mean"?
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Bringing in tons more beef when they can't even inspect what is already there.... this is going to go great! Hope everyone likes screwworms.
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
SOOOO tired of rich white assholes telling us how everything is better now, when they actively spent the last decade or more doing their best to destroy all of our social safety nets and anything remotely designed to help out the working class. Go away and die already so we can start rebuilding.
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
We need to wipe this asshole's name and likeness off the face of the earth when he is gone.
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
No one has seen her in months anyway... Oh, sorry, got confused.
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Pretty sure that you cannot define a "lovable rascal" as someone who steadfastly supports and cheers on a regime of pedophiles and con-men... That's really more of a "boot-licking sycophant" kind of vibe...
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Wow, we would have never gotten to see that AI commentary on "Of Mice and Men" if it hadn't been for her.
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Strange how the man is gone, yet his vile hatred still oozes out of these old clips. I feel like this is the universe telling me that maybe being a rabid war mongering piece of walking excrement like graham is probably not the best way to live ones life, regardless of personal beliefs.
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Money. Dig into this far enough, and i bet a kajillion dollars that we will find some rich friend of the regime will be making a kajillion more dollars.
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Folks on the decoy plane... "Why doesn't it smell like rotting garbage, a full latrine and old roast-beef sandwiches??" Later when they learn.. "Ahhh, now it all makes sense"
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Also musk and tRump cheated. More than one thing can be true at a time. We have zero reasons to believe that they would not break the law to win if they had the opportunity, since they both have brazenly broken many laws before and since 2024. But sure, the giant sack of shit somehow won fairly.
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A part of me really regrets combining 'fart' and 'hot mic', but it was all in the name of Truth.
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
A very boring job that would be. "Today, tRump again failed to tell the truth." "Today, tRump and team again failed to say something true" "Today, tRump said something true! Oh wait, false alarm, that was a fart that came through a hot mic" "Today, tRump did not tell a truth"... Ad infinitum
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Crypto is the regimes preferred currency, pretty sure.
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
All these headline using words like "startling" and "surprising" when it comes to our economy all feel like stuff is being published by beings that live far underground, removed from society and just churning out garbage that sounds important but is really just nonsense...
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Personally I think someone goes to Grok, or whatever AI they prefer, and says "Make a post along these general lines and make it sound like tRump", and then voila. I call it "ShitDJT"...
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Its telling that even the chiron calls him "coach". I mean, he is a sitting US senator...as insane as that may be, but he certainly seems to be he stupidest person in DC right now, and that is indeed an accomplishment.
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
So I see they have Ugly Fuck, then Couch Fucker...so who's the other guy, Ugly Couch Fucker? Hrm...
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Zigutini @zigutini.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
To me it's been quite obvious that his whole agenda has been to steal as much money from us as possible before he dies. This is all revenge for the US not voting for him in 2020. He blames everyone in the entire country because that is who he is.
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