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@zigmaus.bsky.social
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
"A whole 3 fucking dollars, eh?" -California
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
"God?" Too goddamn funny!!
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
MAGAt 2Ammosexuals are "to fckng stoopid."
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
How about YOU fucking eat that, asshole??
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Department of *War- because insecure masculinity...
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The fucking retarded MAGAts will NEVER understand!
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
The filthy rich war machine: "Thanks a bunch, taxpayers $😁$"
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
$29 23 years ago= $51 today 😳
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Most 'Muricans think it is...
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Then you would absolutely LOVE eating in Monterey, California: $28 for a burger? Sure, why not.
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
It's all the "loving" xtian nationalists...
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
I usually don't like to talk about a human's appearance - but he isn't a human. Get that turkey-necked pos out of here.
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
...while MAGAt'Murica rolls coal and sleeps with their sisterwives.
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Phuck Musk.
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Remember when Bush Jr was our biggest joke and embarrassment? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
The bible thumpin' South consists of the least safest states in MAGAt'Murica. Color me surprised.
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Those fatassed, khaki-wearing 2Ammosexuals are too busy with their sisterwives to do anything. And because they support fascism.
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Dear children: we had color TV in 1990.
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
They had their time in the sun - now let's move on and think about the environment and Mother Nature.
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Cultists should not be able to hold public office. I'm talking ALL the cultists- from every goddamn religion. Church (wall goes here) State.
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Mitch "Turkey Neck" McConnell is a piece of shit and will be held accountable for the other piece of shit. For all eternity. Period.
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
MAGAts call this "winning" and "making 'Murica great again." Yep, they're that. Fucking. Stupid.
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Those who scream "2A, ally'all!!" Forget the "well regulated" part- or that it would mean putting guns back in the hands of convicted rapists, murderers, child molesters...
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Shitty caricatures (and I bet they're not just "Democrat" 🙄) for a shitty - never mind...
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Democrats: "We won't stoop down to their level... to stop them... that wouldn't be right... or something..."
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
- cilantro
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
"1st world" country - 3rd world healthcare, gun violence, food supply, homelessness, education, progress, politics...
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Flor'DUH, TexASS...
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Filthy rich land owners: "No."
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I don't know - I REALLY love my robot vacuum...
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
MAGAt'Murica? Catch up to Chinese EVs by 2027?? Too funny!!
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Phuck Musk.
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Do you think that coal-rollin' fucktarded MAGAts care one bit? And remember this: inhaling exhaust from your EST (emotional support truck) lowers your IQ.
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Phuck Musk.
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Phuck Musk.
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I just wrap a dog's shock collar around my ding ding a few times. And then bark like a dog.
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Maybe they shouldn't reproduce in the first place, and they're just rebalancing the universe.
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Population control for the poors- without calling it population control. MAGAt'Murica, post 1/20/2025.
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
Flor'DUH needs better gun control. Or not. Whatever.
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
3/5, tops.
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
"Sinners?" 3/5.
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Those gun crazy assholes are little (fat) pussies. They only act big and tough around unarmed citizens.
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
FFS- take the offspring away.
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Totally underrated - and she did great!
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
"Robots is gunna terk over the werld, ally'all!"
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
You've been brainwashed. Still not an Xmas movie...
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Every. Single. Year! The best!
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
The same people who say that "range anxiety" keeps them from buying EVs, are the same people who drive 25 miles per day- 99% of the time 🙄
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Tots n' pears, ally'all...
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zigmaus.bsky.social @zigmaus.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Global warming- and lack of root cellars.
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