Zig 🪩 @zig.computer · 25/09/2026POV: you’re waiting to order a drink at the bar and you mention arch linux 0190
Zig 🪩 @zig.computer · 16/09/2026FF9 was full of so many cruel minigames like this one, that beat the shit out of you and then give you something dumb like a Phoenix Pinion For this one, you have to jump the rope successfully 1000 times to get the best item. That means staring at your screen without blinking for 7 fucking minutes 2100
Zig 🪩 @zig.computer · 22/08/2026going up to people and saying HAVE YOU MET MOTHER and bringing them to the side of my house to see a fungus 170
Zig 🪩 @zig.computer · 18/07/2026a gay man who went to the gym on a Saturday morning in the summer, how original 0280
Zig 🪩 @zig.computer · 17/07/2026Hevy says I’m a war machine Also damn look at that delicious full body coverage 060
Zig 🪩 @zig.computer · 08/07/2026them: “you better not be LARPing as the first emperor of China with a bunch of oat milk when I get there” me: 0120
Zig 🪩 @zig.computer · 04/07/2026woke up earlier than the gym’s opening time bc it’s a holiday today 1130
Zig 🪩 @zig.computer · 24/06/2026you better not be a half frog half pink spider who is daddy’s special little girl when I get there 0100
Zig 🪩 @zig.computer · 06/06/2026Why yes, I do actually trust the WeHo Pride Parade Ferris wheel that was built overnight by 3 people paid minimum wage, on asphalt, and without any street lights 2280
Zig 🪩 @zig.computer · 05/06/2026kicking off WeHo Pride with the most cursed custom coffee I could concoct in the CBTL app: I dub it the “Franken-cano” Dry dark chocolate half powder americano Extra shot Add protein powder Splash of oat Matcha cream cap 170
Zig 🪩 @zig.computer · 23/05/2026started my Saturday with a delectable lift someone at the gym said I have “kind energy” — what’s that about??? in this economy?? 0150
