‘Yes, it is.’

‘I’m not crazy, I just don’t give a fuck.’

‘Come gather 'round people, wherever you roam.’

‘The strength of the vampire is that people will not believe in him.’

What song does this reference? Answer at the end.

My photo. The Tribute in Lights, photographed from Washington Heights, September 11, 2024.

‘UNION!’

‘Can't put it off another day, I don't care what others say’

Let’s end this tough week with a smile!

‘If you can’t say anything nice about anybody, come sit by me.’

This Saturday’s Wonkette Movie Night was originally scheduled to be Gaslight (1944) instead we will be watching Steel Magnolias in honor of Dolly. Everyone is welcome, even non-subscribers (maybe thi...

Let’s go with Nice Times!

‘Gentlemen, Chicolini here may talk like an idiot, and look like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: He really is an idiot.’

That applies to more than a post from Wonkette.

I am celebrating a new writing gig with my first taste of prosecco, which I have been informed that I must now finish the bottle. I have 2 lovely hollow stem, gold edged champagne glasses from my time...

'Look I probably should have told you this before but you see, well, insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.'

I honored a lost friend by doing exactly that.

Tonight we watch in honor of our friend Fukui.

'Hold on to your butts.'

'There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion.'

'We are doing the work of pathetic, lazy morons.'

'Smile, you son of a BITCH!'

'That night the police ran from us.'

'Where can you get a reasonably priced abortion in this town?'

We make our own choices, we pay our own prices.

'I am here tonight to say that we will no longer sit quietly in the closet. We must fight.'

'The time to make up your mind about people is never.'

This photo is from the day it was announced that Joe Biden had been elected president. There was so much noise and excitement from inside and outside of the apartment that Harry ran under a table, eye...

'I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole.'

'Meow'

'You mean I'm gonna STAY this color?'

'I absolutely believe in God ... and I absolutely hate the fucker.'

'Would that it were so simple.'

'I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored.'

'You are who you choose to be.'

Kleenex alert. I got a letter today from my kid. "My kid" is the 6 year old little boy that I was babysitting before I left New York. Before I left I gave him a stack of stamped, addressed envelopes...

'The only thing more pathetic than Indians on TV is Indians watching Indians on TV.'

We are ready for the fight!

March 28, 2026

'What's a giant eye going to do, pick you up and wink you to death?'