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Ryan Statz

@ziggurcat.bsky.social
1.4K followers 133 following 12K posts

Artist, deadpanneur, procraftinator

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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@playstation.com buy Ninja Theory before Microsoft shutters them.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
@mark-carney.bsky.social Let’s not sell our potash to the U.S. — cut them off completely.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
@mark-carney.bsky.social how about getting together with a few other signatory nations to start the process to have Trump charged with war crimes in the ICC?
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social having secret meetings with someone who isn’t even an elected official isn’t “reaching across the aisle”, you moron.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@johnfetterman.com just switch parties, already, you fucking traitor
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@jonathancapehart.bsky.social Trump has, in fact, been convicted of rape, you moron: www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...
washingtonpost.com
Analysis | Judge clarifies: Yes, Trump was found to have raped E. Jean Carroll
What the jury found Donald Trump did to E. Jean Carroll was in fact rape, as commonly understood, even if it didn't fit New York law's narrow definition, says Judge Lewis A. Kaplan.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
@mark-carney.bsky.social Why wait until the Fall to start discussing things with the EU? Right now seems like a much better time.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
@mark-carney.bsky.social There is no such thing as a mutually beneficial deal when it comes to fascists. Fuck the United States, we don’t need them for anything.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
@mark-carney.bsky.social how about instead of matching the tariffs dollar for dollar, you cut all trade with the U.S. until they get rid of their fascism problem? We can buy what we need/sell our goods everywhere else. Cut all power we’re sending down there, too.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
@governor.ca.gov I would get started on an investigation as soon as possible because you know she’s going to do the same shit she did in Colorado
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
@mark-carney.bsky.social Fuck off, don’t bend the knee. Also, we can easily get things from the EU, and elsewhere, so stop negotiating with fascists.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
@colorado.gov Good job, you stupid asshole. Now she’s going to rig more elections in California. Hope you’re happy, you piece of shit.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
@govandybeshear.bsky.social Hey shit-for-brains, you know you can actually do something, yeah? Pull your fucking thumb out of your asshole, and do your goddamned job.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Everyone tell me again how Texas is going to vote for Talarico, and how the GOP primaries aren’t reflective of the general elections because only MAGA votes in those, and how independents are going to not vote for those GOP candidates…
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
@colorado.gov Eat shit, you fascist fuck
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
@newsweek.com the cause was dumping too much hydrogen peroxide into the water in an attempt to solve a problem that Trump caused, you fucking idiots.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
@rockstargames.com you should sue
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social Trump wasn’t joking about throwing you under the bus, you fucking idiot.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
@colorado.gov Good job, you stupid asshole. You freed someone because they had acid reflux.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
@mark-carney.bsky.social Trump keeps saying he doesn’t need anything from us, so why not cut all trade with them, and see how quickly he complains. bsky.app/profile/atru...
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
@gavinnewsom.bsky.social you should be starting the process of suing Trump for making false claims about your State’s elections
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
@colorado.gov Good job, you stupid asshole. She sure learned her lesson, huh…
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
@robertgarcia.house.gov I mean, what the fuck were you expecting when you morons didn’t even bother putting Bondi under oath or recording the session? It was obvious even before you dipshits sat in the room with her that she wasn’t going to actually answer any questions, you asshole.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
@cnn.com Carroll is not an “accuser”, you fucking morons. Trump was found guilty of raping her (and before you go “bu-bu-but it was only sexual assault: rape is a form of sexual assault, and the judge said that Trumo had, in fact, raped her, assholes).
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
@abigailspanberger.com just fucking switch parties, already, you goddamned traitor virginiamercury.com/2026/05/21/s...
virginiamercury.com
Spanberger’s ICE actions deepen divide with Virginia Democrats • Virginia Mercury
Gov. Abigail Spanberger within just 24 hours vetoed two legislative packages aimed at limiting federal Immigration and Customs Enforcement activity in Virginia while simultaneously signing other measu...
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
@schumer.senate.gov No, you fucking moron… you shouldn’t be writing bills to tax the slush fund, you should be writing bills to abolish it… FFS, you’re a useless piece of shit…
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
@colorado.gov No, you fucking moron, the decision will be remembered as treasonous.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
@mcuban.bsky.social what the fuck are you doing standing behind Trump, you spineless, capitulating piece of shit?
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
@colorado.gov She wasn’t imprisoned for exercising her 1A rights, you fucking doofus, she’s in prison for trying to overturn an election by hacking the voting machines. Jesus fucking Christ, you’re such a goddamned moron. Just switch parties, already because you’re clearly ball-deep on Trump.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
@colorado.gov you stupid, motherfucking capitulating piece of shit. why the fuck are you granting an election-denier clemency for? Get fucked, asshole.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
@nbcnews.com He gained fame by murdering people with an illegally-obtained assault rifle, You capitulating, sane washing fucks.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
@johnfetterman.com Just switch parties already, you fucking traitor.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social No, you fucking moron, that should absolutely be your top priority, along with every other fascist piece of shit in the current administration.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social No, you fucking moron, that should absolutely be your top priority, along with every other fascist piece of shit in the current administration.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
@golden.house.gov you are an absolute fucking traitor to your country.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
@robertgarcia.bsky.social stop dragging your feet on Bondi. Fuck talking to her lawyers, hold her in contempt, and fucking arrest her. She’s a private citizen, you owe her nothing.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
@jaketapper.bsky.social No, you stupid fuck, he’s announcing war crimes, and threatening genocide. Stop sane washing, asshole.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
@nytimes.com it’s not “could be”, you stupid, fascist fucks. They are 100% war crimes.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
@seungminkim1.bsky.social stop sane washing Trump, you complicit, fascist fuck.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
@johnfetterman.com bahahahahaha you stupid fuck.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
@johnfetterman.com you’ve sided with the fascists just about every time, and you’re confused as to why you’re “popular” with the GOP? My god, you truly are a fucking idiot. Are you sure you’re not the one confused about which party you were elected under?
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
@johnfetterman.com everyone knows how much you fucking suck, dude
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
@mark-carney.bsky.social you better not be doing this. Fuck the United States. He keeps saying he doesn’t need anyone’s help, so let Trump rot in his own shit-filled diapers.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
@johnfetterman.com just switch parties already, you fucking traitor. You spend more time siding with fascists than you do working for your constituents.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
@johnfetterman.com you truly are a fucking idiot. Good job voting for yet another unqualified fascist who will do ore harm to your own citizens, asshole.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
@johnfetterman.com What the fuck are you doing, you stupid fascist piece of shit? You’re okay with murdering children, now?
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
@chrismurphyct.bsky.social fuck you, it is not “likely” that you assholes murdered 175 school children, your administration literally did that. It’s on fucking film, even.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
@nytimes.com fuuuuuuuuuck you, you stupid Nazi fucks. It’s not “likely”, you assholes, it’s what happened.
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Ryan Statz @ziggurcat.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
@mark-carney.bsky.social you idiot, don’t offer any of us up to help Trump in his bullshit war. Fuck off with that shit.
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