Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 1hI bought this decommissioned awning from the hardware store that took over the old Buick dealership in my hometown a bit back. Dad and I finally got it hung up in our project garage today. Coincidentally, it's almost exactly the same length as that workbench, which came with the garage... 130
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 8hit's not just "pizza", it's ho memad "pizza". absolutely the best kind of "pizza". 140
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 10hhave "Pompeii" by Bastille stuck in head. send help 000
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 10h"OK, I hate this guy as much as I possibly can." 'What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?" "OK, now I hate him even more." 100
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 10h"Whoa, that was dumb! Can't believe we did that!" WARRIOR OF THE LOST WORLD is just a gold mine overall. One of my favorite eps ever. 100
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 22h"Trumpy, you can do magic things!" "It's called evil, kid." 121
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 22hhe's basically nice, but he'd like to smash that kid's head against a rock! 010
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026"I like the smell of fresh wood chips and shavings." "I PuT thEm in mY UndErwEar!" 172
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026"Any fruit to declare? ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE!" 250
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026"Oh, here it is! 'Breach hull, all die.' Even had it underlined!" 010
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Well, first of all, Sam Waterston send the spy guy in the Piper Cub over to Russia, to the restaurant with the bad service. And then he meets the girl who dates a pig, and he lives in her closet for 10 years while they develop the United States rocket program. Yeah, yeah, and like a fine wine, the r 161
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 12/10/2026At that point... probably either Def Leppard or R.E.M. I know, strange dichotomy, but I am legion; I contain multitudes. Oh, also Big Country, which, for you younger folks, was not a country band. 261
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026"Where is the LaCroix? The LaCroix is supposed to be here." 1212
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026co-second: MASTER NINJA THEME SONG, but it's not the same without my old crew. 251
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026close second: Jet Jaguar's theme from GODZILLA VS. MEGALON. 161
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I just had the most terribly punly mental image, and I feel compelled to share it with you. It's a snack food that combines the great taste of chocolate with the eminently logical healthy whole-grain crunch of Vulcan biscuit rods... ... Spocky. 010
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I know one of these wasn't a TV show, but I can't resist: Airwolf of Wall Street 161
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I might just have too much light pollution in town. It's not a BIG town, but we do have streetlights and stuff. 010
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026This one is my favorite host-segment song. My favorite song they've sung in the movie itself is from the forklift scene in FUGITIVE ALIEN. youtu.be/dy4tYtbMHpE?...youtu.beClassic MST3K Moment - He Tried To Kill Me With a Forklift. - scene and song.YouTube video by logical_bystander 020
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026"Say, fellas, there sure is a lotta skin in this movie, idn'ere." "There sure is!" youtu.be/ytnV034sAb8?...youtu.beMST3K - Host Segments: Tubular Boobular Joy [HD] 1080p60 - Project MSTieYouTube video by Project MSTie 241
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026"It's shite being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low! The scum of the fucking Earth!" Wait, that isn't from The Simpsons. But now you've imagined that it was. :) 000
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I had friends in high school who would have been addicted to this show. 010
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026The Addams Family Court with Judge Wednesday 121
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Looks like if they've reached Maine, they must be farther north than here. :( 110
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Oh! I forgot--could also indicate a potassium deficiency. 120
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026So I can choose between waking up in the middle of the night to pee, or waking up in the middle of the night with a massive charley horse. I guess option 1 is better, but it's definitely a "lesser of available evils" situation. 020
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026By a weird coincidence, I just finished an audiobook of an Iraq War vet's memoirs, and he had exactly the same view of grenade launchers. He ended up with one on his rifle and grumbled about the extra weight, and then it got him out of a really bad situation and he was enlightened. :) 010
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Mine are usually in my calves, and happen mid-sleep like yours. My doctor says it's because I'm not getting enough water in the last few hours of the day, so I'm reaching a certain dehydration level after three or four hours asleep. :/ 210
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Deadpool would probably wear the hat and insistently deny that he's Deadpool as long as he has it on. 110
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Upon reflection, RoboCop 2 would probably have been a better choice for part 1 of this one. 010
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026(how did I end up putting this here? it was meant for a totally different post... oh, late-night me, what are you like) 010
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I would watch the absolute heck out of that movie. 120
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026The musical numbers would be amazing. Had anyone actually made a gun-fu musical? It seems like the kind of thing that would absolutely have been considered in 1980s/'90s Hong Kong. 110
Benjamin D. Hutchins @zgryphon.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Rosencrantz and Guildenstern: Dead and Loving It 241
