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Michael Zey

@zeyguy.bsky.social
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To be filled in later. Suffice to say, Elmo isn't getting a dime from me.

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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 14h
The look they give E Guile should tell anybody and everybody exactly what type of movie this is.
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"Hello, Donny. Come and play with us. Come and play with us. Forever. And ever. And ever."
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Natalie Harp upon seeing Frau Ingraham on AFO.
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
From what I read, her district was re-zoned to be more conservative. So now she is sucking up to the right with their pet culture war issues. Historically, that will not work out well for her.
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
South Park nailed it with their first post-9/11 episode. Sharon Marsh lying on the couch. Unable to turn off the news, unable to feel anything, unable to get up and carry with her life. For some of us, it was a few hours, for others, it was days, possibly weeks.
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
From the website for Across the Pond in Colleyville, TX Apparently, their English Breakfast includes mini eggs still in their shell. No clue what the hell that is at the back of the plate, but I hear Wilford Brimley saying "we caught up to it before it was able to complete the imitation."
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Were...you the fat kid?"
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I'm tapping the sign.
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Under the Piggy era of deruglation, everyday food products have become more and more like the Krusty Brand Products running gag on The Simpsons.
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
I always loved this line and Dabney Coleman's delivery of it. What a great way to call somebody a liar without actually calling them a liar... ...which of course causes the other to get defensive ("you calling me a liar?") as if the accusation is worse than the lie.
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
LEAST WANTED LEGO SETS: 🎵How much is that doggy in the window...🎵
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
What did Mike Johnson have to say about the allegations over Graham Platner?
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The two times I have been able to tolerate him in anything the past twenty years, in both cases he was completely unrecognizable as CGI skeletal ghouls. Coincedence? I think now.
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
"Good luck, everyone."
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
"I don't know why [Trump] was too weak to say no."
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
"Don't you see? They wouldn't even hurt a fly."
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
"Why I am not going to even swat that fly. I hope they are watching. They'll see. They'll say 'why she wouldn't even hurt a fly'."
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
"I knew the army was going to show up at any moment. I predicted it before I...well..."
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
They want to erase history so people don't catch on to how it's repeating itself.
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Here's mine.
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
"Oh Andy. You lovable wife-beating drunk."
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
"Are you a Panican...or a Panican't?"
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
"Is this a....what day is this?"
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
The so-called immigration crises summed up in one Willy Wonka meme:
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Imagine being the one lonely person going to see Melania at Eden Prairie Mall in Minneapolis on opening night.
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
The day before ICE commited another cold-blooded murder, these 7 Democrats agreed to give them more money. Remember their names. They must be voted out.
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
This 1982 movie was rated PG. Let that sink in.
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
The Woke Left: "A 5-year-old was pulled out of school and shipped off to an ICE facility in Texas and his family is allowed zero contact. This is horrible." MAGA: "This old white guy had to drive an extra couple of blocks for gas. This is horrible."
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Michael Zey @zeyguy.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
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